34 years old, and still a Magical Girl

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“What? You want me to become a magical girl and fight interdimensional demons? Are you kidding me?”

Who was he, really?

Song Wuli, age 34. No girlfriend. Crushed under a mortgage.

Survived several waves of corporate layoffs thanks to “voluntary overtime.”

A walking collection of chronic conditions: cervical spondylosis, chronic rhinitis, osteoporosis, high blood sugar.

“Magical girls can gain…”

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Chapter 206: Artillery VS Artillery

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Chapter 205: How Could Such a Straightforward Hook Catch Someone from the Star Summoning Society?

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Chapter 204: The Sudden Appearance of a Flying Force Demon

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Chapter 203: The Girl Couldn't Bring Herself to Do It, but the Old Man Could

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Chapter 202: If We Don't Strike Now, They'll Be Beaten to Death!

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Chapter 201: Two Sisters, One Disaster Combo

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Chapter 200: The First Appearance of the Star-Summoning Society

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Chapter 199: Can a Suitcase Fit a Living Person?

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Chapter 198: Giving the "Failure Team" a Sound Thrashing

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Chapter 197: Divergence Point

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Chapter 196: A Life That's No Longer Ordinary

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Chapter 195: I Want to Go to Work

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Chapter 194: It Can Be Said I Have a Group of Family and Friends Now

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Chapter 193: Hospitalized

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Chapter 192: There is a Beauty to Numerical Monsters

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Chapter 191: Thinking of Confronting Yin Lin Head-On Was Already a Mistake

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Chapter 186: Huang Yi is a Man of Great Ambition

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Chapter 185: Before the Big Day

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Chapter 184: A Counterattack Gambling the National Fortune

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Chapter 183: An Award Ceremony That Cannot Be Made Public

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Chapter 182: Complex and Simple Relationships

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Chapter 181: Caught in the Act

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Chapter 180: The Portal Incident Actually Turned Out to Be a Huge Success?

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Chapter 179: Old Song's Great WisdomChapter 178: Within Seven Steps, the Gun is Fast and AccurateChapter 177: Firmly Refusing to Believe the Goddess of Contracts Can Snatch an Egg from a Bird’s NestChapter 176: Outwitting the AirChapter 175: If the Goddess of Contracts Can Recover It Even Like This, She's Truly ImpressiveChapter 174: Ultra Flying KickChapter 173: Reclamation Day, Witnessing the Difficulty of Changing HistoryChapter 172: AftermathChapter 171: The Forest of MathematicsChapter 170: A Family Should Be Neat and TidyChapter 169: Item-Based Magical GirlChapter 168: Here We GoChapter 167: Teenage girls can't escape my grasp.Chapter 166: The Sage's Time Has Ended!Chapter 165: According to the Theory of Relativity, you're making progress, and so am IChapter 164: The Smell of the New NotebookChapter 163: The Strength of the Gold, Silver, and Red Sisters Has Improved Greatly Thanks to LvyieChapter 162: The Massive Hidden Danger Buried in Yiri CityChapter 161: A Secret Talk of Great ImportanceChapter 160: The Scars HealedChapter 159: Why do magical girls hurt each other? Wouldn't it be better to beat up monsters?Chapter 158: The two closest yet furthest apartChapter 157: What’s Wrong With Wanting to Get Stronger While Eating, Drinking, and Having Fun?Chapter 156: With Your Cup Size, It’s Hard to Explain This to YouChapter 155: Talk TherapyChapter 154: Greta probably really enjoys driving.Chapter 153: Returning to a Peaceful Daily LifeChapter 152: That weak part of me is dead.Chapter 151: A beautiful day begins. Ascension.Chapter 150: Had a great timeChapter 149: An Invincible Magic Shield Paired with Fancy Fistwork Feels Like Lü Bu Riding a RabbitChapter 148: Don't come any closer!Chapter 147: Not good at close combat? Then you should really brush up on your skills.Chapter 146: Physical Attacks Weighing Over 30 KilogramsChapter 145: Do you like being a spearman?Chapter 144: How dare you use my magic against me?!Chapter 143: I smelled light! What? I smelled it on myself?Chapter 142: Holding a celebration even two months after their debutChapter 141: Who is it? It's so hard to guess!Chapter 140: One Player MissingChapter 139: Capturing the Golden PhoenixChapter 138: Frontal Attack vs. Side AttackChapter 137: The pituitary gland is going crazy!Chapter 136: This is Heaven!Chapter 135: A Late-Night Tea PartyChapter 134: Some people can smell it as soon as they see it.Chapter 133: Special Training Begins for the Magical Girl MidorinoChapter 132: Temporary Days of PeaceChapter 131: (Sobbing) Should I transform myself and go find Huan Hong too?Chapter 130: The Immense Crisis of the Golden, Silver, and Red SistersChapter 129: You're 34 and still not married? Are you going to spend your whole life with a two-dimensional character, Lao Song?Chapter 128: A Wonderful Day Ends When You Wake Up in the MorningChapter 127: Exposed Again, It’s Not Yin Lin’s Fault AnywayChapter 126: Because We Are… Silver Lin Fans!Chapter 125: The Nightmare BeginsChapter 124: What? Even I, Old Song, Have a Day as an Interviewer?Chapter 123: This Is What a Pay-to-Win Warrior Is Like—Once They Take Off Their Gear, They’re UselessChapter 122: The Killing Intent Has VanishedChapter 121: Why Take Off Your Clothes? I Warn You, Magical Girls Have Rights TooChapter 120: Heavenly Deity Descends fanChapter 119: Sisters Are Just IndecisiveChapter 118: Pre-War ConfrontationChapter 117: Swatting a MosquitoChapter 116: A Chase Full of SurprisesChapter 115: Biscuit Boy restrains Huan Hong, Magic Shield restrains Biscuit BoyChapter 114: Not Even Wanting to Get Hit OnceChapter 113: Since When Did Humans Become This Overpowered?Chapter 112: Gravity Bro Appears, Feels a Bit WeakChapter 111: Mysterious Underground FacilityChapter 110: The Elder Senior Doesn’t Want to Be Outdone by a BratChapter 109: What are the problems with the broad knowledge required for sociology?Chapter 108: I Have a Perfect Design BlueprintChapter 107: The Copywriting Team Has New Work AgainChapter 106: Brothers Understand YouChapter 105: Seemingly Unresolved, Yet UnresolvedChapter 104: Joyful Arrival of a GrandsonChapter 103: Can You Explain It in Terms a Vocational School Student Can Understand?Chapter 102: Like a Paranormal IncidentChapter 101: The Contract Goddess Hid Something AgainChapter 100: Has the Contract Goddess Ever Been Taken Advantage Of?Chapter 99: Old Song Becomes a LackeyChapter 98: The Players, Referees, and Audience Are All on My Side—What Right Do You Have to Fight Me?Chapter 97: No Horse for the PlannerChapter 96: The Long-Awaited Version 2.0 Is LiveChapter 95: She Has Built High Walls Within Her HeartChapter 94: Unconsciously Taking on ResponsibilitiesChapter 93: I Said I Wouldn't Be a Magical Girl, But I Did More than Anyone elseChapter 92: Don’t Post Everything in the Group ChatChapter 91: Fanatical believers borrow money?Chapter 90: First Line: Understands astronomy and geography. Second Line: Knows military affairs and politics. Horizontal Banner: Just want to borrow some moneyChapter 89: Let the Youngsters Feel the Ruthlessness of the Old GuardChapter 88: Failure Squad, remember failure, strive for victory!Chapter 87: Gradually Emerging from the ShadowsChapter 86: Old Song Became the BOSSChapter 85: Magical Girls Are the Ultimate Perfect CreaturesChapter 84: Bewitched by a Female GhostChapter 83: If you don't come out, don't blame me for being ruthlessChapter 82: The Human Alliance also needs business prestigeChapter 81: “Welcome Back”Chapter 80: I love my work, my work loves me, and no one loves my work more than meChapter 79: You Are My DiamondChapter 78: The WorldChapter 77: Do you like harassment? Do you like covering up? I'm going to hit you.Chapter 76: Big Brother, Haven’t You Eaten? Put Some Strength Into ItChapter 75: Of course the assassin has to kill the AP first, isn't this common sense?Chapter 74: Diamonds Heading to the Final BattlefieldChapter 73: The Secret Fight between the Old Man and Lao DengChapter 72: The Ambush BeginsChapter 71: Pre-Battle Deployment, Preparing to FightChapter 70: Hello Everyone, I Am a Sociology ExpertChapter 69: Diamond gradually develops his own identityChapter 68: That Monstrous Appearance Is DisgustingChapter 67: Let me just say that magical girls are a high-risk industry, which is more painful than deathChapter 66: The mysterious railgun that reappearsChapter 65: Days are like years, like going to jailChapter 64: The Scapegoat DiamondChapter 63: The incident of the cadre-level demon seems to have a secretChapter 62: Is like frying fish in a fish pondChapter 61: The Pleasure of DiarrheaChapter 60: What is Yin Lin doing? She is AFK!Chapter 59: Are you playing tricks? How do you use Shinra Tensei + Tracking Bombardment?Chapter 58: Have you had enough?Chapter 57: The crusade begins. If you don’t have a cat car, you will go to the next life if you dieChapter 56: Three vs. Two, the Advantage is in My HandChapter 55: Unforgettable FeelingChapter 54: Magical Girls Should Beat Up MonstersChapter 53: The Contracted Goddess is a Scheming Person?Chapter 52: What? The company is going to lay off employees?Chapter 51: I love work, work loves meChapter 50: The mouth is hard, the buttocks are softChapter 49: Yao Ruoning, you'll be in trouble next timeChapter 48: Who always covers their crotch and buttocks for no reason?Chapter 47: I Want to Make the Contract Goddess Howl Like a Defeated Dog  Chapter 46: If I Get Caught, My Life’s Over  Chapter 45: Go Get ‘Em, Humans! Avenge Me!  Chapter 44: The Joy I’d Nearly Forgotten  Chapter 43: It’s Jinluan’s Exact Words  Chapter 42: Innate Worker’s Sacred Body Doesn’t Want to Work  Chapter 41: The Thought of a Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Purple Hag Kills My Vibe  Chapter 40: You’re Not Seriously Trying to Woo Me, Are You? This Isn’t Funny  Chapter 39: I Think I Saw My Great-Grandma  Chapter 38: Old Song, You’re Not Being Honest  Chapter 37: Zealous Devotee and Fanatic Female Friend  Chapter 36: Wolves Ahead, Tigers Behind  Chapter 35: Old Song, You Wouldn’t…  Chapter 34: Restoring Humanity’s Glory, Our Duty Cannot Be Shirked  Chapter 33: Are We Here to Eat Barbecue or Spread the Gospel?  Chapter 32: One Blast Turns It into Akihabara  Chapter 31: Useless Contract Beast and Derelict Magical GirlChapter 30: I Choose Not to ListenChapter 29: I Smell the Scent of Dark, Deep TragedyChapter 28: My Favorite Magical GirlChapter 27: It’s Not That I Don’t Hang with the Bros, the Manager’s Offer Is Just Too GoodChapter 26: 40 Minutes in the Toilet—Hemorrhoids or Constipation?Chapter 25: Full-Damage-Tank Magical GirlChapter 24: Magical Girl Yinlin, Debut!Chapter 23: What's Wrong with a Pretty Girl's Milk Tea Being Pricier?Chapter 22: That Scent, No Mistake—It’s a Fragrant Little SisterChapter 21: What's Wrong with a Magical Girl Having a Side Hustle?Chapter 20: Could Diamond Be Kyubey?Chapter 19: Trying to Guilt-Trip Me? I’m Just ShamelessChapter 18: Gold Coins Are This Easy to Farm? Chapter 17: That Surging Rage Feels FamiliarChapter 16: You’re a Grown Man, Time to Learn Makeup  Chapter 15: You’re Not Taking the Money?  Chapter 14: Allow Me to Introduce Our Lord and Heavenly Father, the Pure Saintess Yinlin  Chapter 13: I Want to Understand You, My Last Supported Magical Girl  Chapter 12: Bratty Imp Yinlin  Chapter 11: I’m Just a Lowly Demon, Do I Deserve This Kind of Death?  Chapter 10: Gold Medal Commentator Liang Tai  Chapter 9: Two Tricks Are Enough  Chapter 8: A Hero Can’t Run Away at the Last Minute!  Chapter 7: Wuli, Sit Down!  Chapter 6: Still Talking Back?  Chapter 5: You Can’t Straddle the Wand When Flying  Chapter 4: Magical Girl, Trans... Trans... Transform!  Chapter 3: I Want to Stuff My Balls In There  Chapter 2: Little Sister, You Smell So Nice  Chapter 1: Which Version of Magical Girl Is This? You Didn’t Specify  

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