I Came to Farm Noobs, So Why Am I On Your Bed?

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“Wife.”

“Mm?”

“When we first met, you were already invincible, right?”

“Heh-heh-heh! Of course! The moment you summoned me, I was already the unrivaled Overlord of the Cloud Sea!”

“So I was right! You really were smurfing!”

“What? Me smurfing?! If I hadn’t been smurfing, how would I have ended up lying in your bed right now?!”

“You still have the strength to call me out for that…!”

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Chapter 59: The Overbearing Beast Tamer Falls in Love with Me?

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Chapter 58: This shouldn't be happening, right?

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Chapter 57: Farce

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Chapter 56: Red and Round

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Chapter 55: Empty Talk!

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Chapter 54: Skilled, and Xiao Cui

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Chapter 53: Right! No, no...it looks familiar?

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Chapter 52: Oi!

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Chapter 51: The Shadow and Doubts?

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Chapter 50: A RoadsideChapter 49: Gold Threads and CrushingChapter 48: Meeting the Enemy!Chapter 47: EncounterChapter 46: SwimsuitChapter 45: Sunny Holiday: Cool SwimsuitsChapter 44: The End!Chapter 43: Complete Crushing! And the Little Qilin Who Wanted to Offer Offerings~Chapter 42: Showdown! Lin Xing vs. Ling Yun!Chapter 41: Deadlock?Chapter 40: MeetingChapter 39: The Second Battle of Blonde Beauty and Leg AppreciationChapter 38: Don't even think about it!Chapter 37: True Integrity and... a Sneaky Bird?!Chapter 36: Evening Breeze and the Blonde Beauty's Form ReappearChapter 35: Giving one away for free?! That can't be right!Chapter 34: Karaoke and... Grilled Sausage?Chapter 33: The Celebration Banquet!Chapter 32: One Strike!Chapter 31: Black Leopard Print Hakimi? *Phew!*Chapter 30: So close! And so was my luck!Chapter 29: The Little Bird's First Battle! Can't Catch It!Chapter 28: New Tier 1! You Have a Loli Too?Chapter 27: Whose is Better!Chapter 26: The Chirping Little BirdChapter 25: Breakthrough! Ship them out!Chapter 24: Old! Undeniably old!Chapter 23: Can't fight! Can't win?Chapter 22: Soy milk and meat buns and purple lion's head meatballsChapter 21: Ice cream and breakfastChapter 20: Giant Ao? Defense specialization?Chapter 19: The tournament begins! Battle! Awesome!Chapter 18: A cat has snuck out! Shopping!Chapter 17: Real-world combat and lucky pervertsChapter 16: Dragon horns are not such inconvenient thingsChapter 15: Fellow villager and blonde little girlChapter 14: I'll turn you into my grandma!Chapter 13: Strength determines destiny, kid!Chapter 12: Friendship? Family? Bonds? Miracle!Chapter 11: Bounty Hunt Begins and Undead Beast TamingChapter 10: A Quiet Attack Chapter 9: Routine training and the cheat codes of a transmigrator?!Chapter 8: Tactical coordination and dragon's might!Chapter 7: Transformation and delicious snacksChapter 6: Chocolate collar and blonde beautyChapter 5: Basic Beast Taming and a Blonde BeautyChapter 4: The dog's furtive movements and the golden light from its waving pawsChapter 3: Fragrant and soft egg tarts and a beautiful girl!Chapter 2: A Tier 0 5-star is telling me that's standard?Chapter 1: Can you tell me this isn't another world after traveling through a thousand years?
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  1. Holy cow
    Holy cow December 18, 2025

    I hope this dont get drop, it was a fun read ngl

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