She led Mu Chenxi around the hospital, circling for quite a while without finding the exit.
At the corner of the corridor, the Head Nurse and the earlier Little Nurse were leaning against the wall, both growing anxious for the lost Bai Yue.
Bai Yue scratched her head in frustration.
“I remember it was this way, how could I be wrong? Could it be the hospital itself is a Maze? And are there Strange Formations too?”
The Head Nurse looked even more anxious than Bai Yue and hurriedly told the Little Nurse, “Go guide Bai Yue out. Don’t let her get too upset.”
The Little Nurse nodded in agreement, but just as she was about to go, the Head Nurse stopped her again.
“Wait, you must pretend you’re leaving after your shift. Bai Yue can’t know you’re guiding her. Understand?”
“I understand, Head Nurse. I promise to complete the mission.”
The Little Nurse replied, thinking of her potential pay raise, and quickened her steps toward Bai Yue, intentionally raising her voice.
“I get to leave work early today. I’m heading out of the hospital now!”
After finishing, she pretended not to see Bai Yue and strode forward.
Bai Yue’s eyes lit up at the sound, and she immediately crouched low, sneaking behind the Little Nurse.
Sure enough, following the Little Nurse through several turns, they soon exited the hospital’s main gate.
Once outside, Bai Yue glanced back at the hospital building, realizing how massive it actually was.
Two prominent characters were written across the building.
White Moon Mental Treatment Center.
“Hurry up, don’t linger at the entrance, or we’ll be in trouble if someone spots us.”
Bai Yue pulled Mu Chenxi away from the hospital gate and out onto the street.
The street was almost empty, but Bai Yue’s nose twitched.
She sniffed and started forward, turning several more corners.
Mu Chenxi soon caught the scent of food as well.
The aroma of fried food and cumin seasoning mixed together, wafting from afar.
Bai Yue led her into the Street of Snacks.
She pulled Mu Chenxi to a Skewered Lamb stall and spoke to the Boss Lady, who was wearing a nurse uniform and an apron.
“Boss Lady, I want twenty Skewered Lamb, extra Chili Powder, and a bottle of Ice-cold Cola.”
As soon as the Nurse Boss Lady saw Bai Yue, she tensed up as if facing a formidable enemy, her tone stiff.
“No extra Chili Powder on the Skewered Lamb, and no Ice-cold Cola, either. Besides, you’re a patient—shouldn’t you avoid this stuff?”
Then she turned to Mu Chenxi.
“Miss, are you her family? You should know the dietary restrictions for patients.”
Bai Yue scowled.
“How do you know I’m a patient? Do I look sick?”
The Boss Lady pointed at her clothes, sighing helplessly.
“You’re wearing a Patient Gown. It’s obvious you’re from the hospital.”
“Just because I’m wearing a Patient Gown doesn’t mean I’m a patient! I’m a cosplay patient!”
Bai Yue hurriedly argued.
“I’m Qin Shi Huang, then.”
The Apron Nurse didn’t believe a word.
“If you don’t believe me, ask my Disciple. She can vouch for me!”
Bai Yue stubbornly insisted.
“Yes, my Master is really cos…cos…cos…”
Mu Chenxi could only force herself to lie as well.
She had no idea what “cosplay” meant and couldn’t pronounce it properly, so she muttered vaguely, “Anyway, Master isn’t a hospital patient.”
“Whatever you are, you still can’t have spicy or cold things.”
The Apron Nurse’s attitude was firm, not giving Bai Yue any room to argue.
Mu Chenxi, worried Bai Yue would get upset, quickly tried to persuade her.
“Master, why don’t we just have something not spicy or cold? That’s fine too.”
“Alright then.”
Seeing even Mu Chenxi agree, Bai Yue could only nod.
The Apron Nurse finally got to work, placing the Skewered Lamb over the charcoal fire and sprinkling on cumin powder. Instantly, a rich aroma spread.
Bai Yue watched from the side, gulping.
She hadn’t eaten this kind of street food in ages and couldn’t wait any longer.
“Boss, is it ready yet? Can you hurry up?”
She couldn’t help but urge.
“What’s the rush? The meat has to be cooked or you’ll get sick. Want a stomachache?”
The Nurse replied irritably, clearly unhappy with Bai Yue’s impatience.
“I won’t get a stomachache! My digestion is amazing— even an elephant wouldn’t bother me.”
Bai Yue shot back stubbornly.
“Stop spouting nonsense.”
The Nurse ignored her and kept grilling.
Not long after, several steaming hot Skewered Lamb were ready.
Bai Yue couldn’t wait—she grabbed one, bit off a chunk, and chewed enthusiastically, her eyes shining.
She turned, holding the Skewered Lamb to Mu Chenxi’s lips.
“Chenxi, try it! It’s delicious! The Boss Lady might be rude, but her cooking is amazing.”
“Look who’s talking about manners.”
The Apron Nurse poured a glass of room-temperature cola, setting it down with a bang.
Clearly, she was still offended by Bai Yue’s earlier comments.
Bai Yue didn’t care at all, only urging Mu Chenxi.
“Eat up, Chenxi! It’s really good.”
Mu Chenxi nodded, taking a bite of grilled lamb.
The cumin mixed with the lamb’s smokiness, bursting in her mouth—it really was delicious.
She couldn’t help but say,
“The Boss Lady is really skilled.”
After all, these nurses didn’t seem like bad people, so there was no need to provoke them.
The two of them finished the first skewer together, then picked up a new one, taking turns with each bite.
Bai Yue picked up the cola and gulped it down.
“Ah~ Nothing beats skewers and cola. When your mouth is dry, a sip is the best. Chenxi, you have some too.”
She handed the glass she’d just drunk from to Mu Chenxi.
Mu Chenxi took a sip, the fizzy cola bubbling over her tongue.
The strange sensation danced across her taste buds—the sweetness and bubbles mixing in her mouth.
It was her first time drinking something like this, and it was surprisingly tasty.
Standing together at the stall, they quickly finished all the skewers and drained the cola.
Clearly, Bai Yue still wasn’t satisfied.
“Boss, another serving of Teppan Grilled Squid!”
“Alright.”
The Apron Nurse nodded, placing the squid on the teppan.
The sizzling sound and aroma drifted out.
She suddenly thought of something and looked up.
“You’ve eaten so much. Can you pay?”
“Of course I can, but I have something even more valuable than money.”
Bai Yue grinned proudly, pointing to her own head.
“I don’t want your brain. I’m not a Perverted Ogre.”
The Apron Nurse replied with exasperation, rolling her eyes so hard they nearly flipped.
“I’m not selling my brain—I’m selling the Knowledge inside it.”
Bai Yue said with a mysterious smile.
“Knowledge?”
The Apron Nurse asked suspiciously.
“What kind of Knowledge?”
“Knowledge is just Knowledge. It’s priceless—no amount of Wealth can compare.”
“You wouldn’t refuse Knowledge, would you, Boss Lady?”
Bai Yue spoke righteously, as if it was only natural.
“Of course I wouldn’t refuse Knowledge.”
The Apron Nurse waved her hands repeatedly.
Mu Chenxi stared, stunned.
This nurse really didn’t seem to want to refuse.
In fact, she seemed completely unable to.
She didn’t know why it was like this—how strange…