When Miti saw this sentence, her pupils suddenly dilated for a moment, and then she turned her head to stare intently at Su Mu, her expression quite dramatic.
Su Mu casually raised her hand to flick back her hair, wiping away the nonexistent cold sweat from her forehead, while silently returning to the original post.
She really shouldn’t have clicked on those dark history posts.
Fortunately, Miti’s attention was soon drawn to the next part of the Irina Chronicles.
“During this period, she was the Irina everyone was most familiar with. Back in the day, whenever we saw her posts, we’d definitely go in and flame her for a few floors. But now, hehe, I want to see that cyberpunk little witch get her mouth shut!”
Don’t even say it, or I’m really going to cry!
I’d rather be scolded and criticized than be treated like a little witch.
Su Mu had long grown accustomed to the once-unstoppable online troublemaker Irina being despised by everyone.
As an E-class monster, just surviving was already a struggle; there was no room to consider whether it was dignified or not.
Should she join the Monster Association, where the survival rate was less than 10%?
The price of making such a choice was clear:
Su Mu became the lowest of the low on the forum, a mere mouse.
But compared to being blown to bits in battle, it was already a blessing.
But now, the mouse Irina was a thing of the past.
The little witch Irina was about to arrive on the battlefield.
“Sorry, got off track there. In any case, Irina’s image plummeted to rock bottom in an instant. Most magical girl fans wanted to tear her apart, but Irina was really cunning. Until she was locked down, no one could do anything about her.”
“Hey, come to think of it, I remember there was another pretty famous thread called Mixian Shirt. What about that guy?”
“That girl? There’s no comparison. Although it’s said that her cross-dressing experience is the longest, her aggressiveness is incredibly poor. The two most annoying things about her are, first, her ignorance and lack of common sense, and second, her cowardice. She can’t even curse properly.”
Seeing the evaluation of Mixian, Su Mu felt much better.
That’s right, that girl is the real little witch—stupid, cowardly, and loves to make a fuss!
But as her gaze gradually scrolled down and she saw the content, Su Mu couldn’t hold back and let out a chuckle.
“What did Mouse see that’s so funny?”
But Su Mu was already laughing so hard she couldn’t stop, even when Miti poked her soft, laughing belly.
Helpless, she could only look at that part of the content.
Mixian Shirt: “Screw your dam.”
Next was a rather chaotic few dozen floors.
“Then I ask you, is 0.8 times 0.5 equal to 0.04?”
“Are you the placenta in your mother’s womb, still fussing over such early education level problems?”
“Then let me ask you again, which is bigger, 3.11 or 3.8?”
“Your mom—”
Under the teasing of a few people, Mixian quickly broke down and went offline.
After all, she really had made similar mistakes before.
But Mixian did get admitted to a medical university.
Although her logic and math skills were not good, her memory was incredibly strong, almost photographic.
It was precisely because she remembered so much and so much miscellaneous information that she found it difficult to analyze what was useful.
She would occasionally get stuck in a rut and sharpen her head, but after becoming a monster, her thinking sped up, and this symptom would be slightly alleviated.
“What does it mean, I don’t understand?”
Su Mu laughed and patted Miti’s shoulder, speaking in a disjointed manner:
“It’s, it’s nothing. Not understanding is normal.”
Several seconds later, Su Mu finally managed to steady her almost cramping mouth corners and calm down.
Mixian’s incident was a minor episode, but it did remind Su Mu of her existence.
Last time when Ning Xi attacked, although that girl couldn’t help, at least she brought the news first, which Su Mu was quite grateful for.
So the throne of the little witch is still yours, Mixian!
“Indeed, Mixian Shirt is the little witch, isn’t she?”
The moment Su Mu sent this message, she realized the problem.
“Miti, I’ve been infected by Mixian. I didn’t change my account!”
Actually, the handheld device couldn’t change accounts anyway.
In a flurry, Su Mu hastily retracted the message, but it was already too late; someone had seen it.
“What was that fleeting message just now? I didn’t see anything wrong, did I?”
“Hehe, retracted? I’ve already screenshotted it. Look what I’ve got, you insignificant Irina!”
Seeing the screenshot that was posted, Su Mu wished she could dig a hole in the sofa and bury her head in it.
Miti, sensing the fluctuating magic power from Su Mu, suddenly realized.
So that’s how the one-night leveling up was done.
Having made a rather bad mistake under her own post, Su Mu’s image as a little witch was now firmly established.
“No, I have to pull myself together and think of something to do.”
After collapsing on the sofa for a while, Su Mu straightened her back, slapped her cheeks, and became serious.
As long as I still have a breath left, I will fight against the title of little witch non-stop!
“Why don’t you post a bar notice, and announce your current moderator status in a more official tone?”
Miti’s voice came from the side, as she leaned on her black-rimmed glasses, revealing a confident smile.
Although she wasn’t very familiar with the internet, she thought this should be a very reliable method.
At least it wouldn’t make the situation worse.
Su Mu was astonished by Miti’s sudden reliability, and upon careful consideration, the method was indeed feasible.
“Rarely reliable, Miti. Later, I’ll copy some of the hard disk files and send you a part.”
Hearing this, Miti’s face lit up, and her mature demeanor disappeared in an instant, becoming carefree again.
While Su Mu had already immersed herself in the task of typing, her typing speed was so fast that it left afterimages, with several words appearing on the screen in a second.
Fully focused, it only took Su Mu half an hour to finish this very concise announcement.
After double-checking and showing it to Miti for a second look, Su Mu decisively posted it on the forum’s announcement board, setting it as an essential message.
For a while, countless people began to check it out, and the magic power gained in an instant filled her body and continued to surge.
Su Mu saved the biggest trump card for last, highlighting it in a separate paragraph.
“For accounts that ignore warnings and spread malicious content without bounds, I have the right to obtain their personal information and deal with them according to the severity of the situation. I hope everyone will cooperate and reduce the workload.”
It was almost as if the words “I can box people” were thrown out.
“Hmph, with this, no one should dare to act recklessly below, right? After all, I’m the one who holds the biggest weapon on the internet.”
However, the comments that followed next left Su Mu utterly astonished.
“Miss Irina’s words are wise; we will certainly not repeat the mistakes of that certain big little witch!”
Likes: 359 + 1 + 1 + 1……
Clarify what you’re saying!
Who is the big little witch?
I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you!
Sensing Su Mu suddenly rolling on the sofa downstairs, Tang Nai, with a mischievous smile, quietly switched her account back.
She might not be good at other things, but she could at least help restore Su Mu’s reputation.
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