Chapter 89 (1/2): Last Affair Before the Wedding

One moment Su Liumeng was laughing and teasing me to chase her, and the next, upon hearing I said no bed tonight, her beautiful face visibly drooped.

The drastic contrast was vivid and lively.

I snorted and put my hands on my hips, taking small steps toward her calmly.

“Run.”

“Keep running, isn’t that what you wanted?”

Su Liumeng’s face fell, and she admitted defeat in a second, “I didn’t say anything just now.”

I stretched out my little hand, palm up, “Give it here.”

“Give you what….” Su Liumeng hesitated, then blushed lightly.

She glanced around—no one nearby—and shyly said, “It’s still daytime. Taking it off outside to show you feels a little improper.”

I tilted my head, confused, “What nonsense are you talking about?”

Then I angrily added, “I meant give me your phone. I want to see your purchase records.”

I already guessed what she was about to do.

Who would think that way? It’s just… vulgar, crude.

Su Liumeng, what on earth are you thinking all day?

Did you think everyone else was as dirty as you?

Su Liumeng bit her lip, feeling the social death moment for the first time—especially in front of the one she loved.

Too bad.

She was a battle-hardened mature woman who could live off dirty jokes.

In a blink, she was calm again, saying, “I’m a little sad. I almost thought Baby wanted to take things further with me.”

She could even reverse the blame and tease me.

I rolled my eyes hard, unlocking her phone, which had no signal nearby but did have a local cache of purchase records.

The first page showed the very first item bought, and my face flushed like a sunset.

The purchase information read: Pure cotton, sterile, seamless cute animal pattern panties—

And a cute little cat symbol was marked next to it.

I knew that link too well.

It was from a store carefully saved on my own phone.

I had bought from there three times, feeling it was the most comfortable.

Awesome—

Su Liumeng, you got me.

I glared at her, trying to resist biting my tongue, my face heating up as I looked further down.

Today, I was determined to get to the bottom of what else she had secretly bought.

【Autumn Homewear Pajamas—Cute Cat Cloak Style, Size M.】

What’s this?

My big eyes blinked, and on the side, the price was 535 yuan.

A cute set of pajamas—probably normal, right?

But why had I never seen Su Liumeng wear them?

Could it be… secretly hidden?

Su Liumeng lightly coughed.

Of course, she wouldn’t say this adorable set wasn’t for herself.

Who could fail to see that little secret in her heart?

She was just eager to see my cuter side but hadn’t had a chance to use it.

I kept looking down.

【High school style cute over-the-knee socks, bow-knot style, pure white, 50D.】

Price: 135 yuan.

“When did you start liking over-the-knee socks?”

Su Liumeng usually showed off her long white legs, revealing two pairs of enviable thighs.

I looked directly at her, and she averted her eyes slightly, explaining, “Not… bought for me.”

“Not for you? Then for whom? Do you really have a mistress?”

Su Liumeng’s purchase records showed dozens of items monthly.

I was shocked.

Why did she buy so many things?

There were not only items that made me blush but also skirts I liked—almost identical styles.

It was unbelievable.

Under my repeated glaring threats, Su Liumeng silently thought, “I’m doomed. No matter what, no bed tonight.”

Wait—

I stopped at a record two months ago, fixated on a certain pink object.

“Adhesive type.”

What did that mean?

There was a note about two batteries included, making it even more intriguing.

Price: 75 yuan.

Just as I was about to open the link to investigate, Su Liumeng, like a cat caught on the tail, snatched the phone away.

“That can’t be seen. Not suitable for girls.”

“What—why?”

I stared at my empty little hand, furious.

Finally finding something interesting, she immediately shut down my curiosity.

“Give it back!”

I was angry, hands on hips, voice firm, with a hint of spoiled charm.

Su Liumeng stuffed the phone in her pocket, “Phone’s out of battery, let’s go back.”

I stood silently for a long while, tears welling up in my eyes, voice trembling.

Su Liumeng saw this and stopped talking about leaving.

“Why won’t you let me see? Do you not like me anymore? You said you wanted to marry me and promised to listen to me. If you can buy stuff for yourself, why can’t I see yours? Are you secretly doing bad things behind my back? Su Liumeng, you’ve changed.”

I clenched my little hand and stood under the blue sky and white clouds, trying to hold back tears.

I looked so pitiful.

A delicate little girl, as if about to burst into tears, her fragile figure lonely in the wind.

Su Liumeng had never seen such a scene and panicked, shoving the phone back into my arms, not noticing the flash of victory in my eyes.

“Here, here.”

“Look at whatever you want.”

At that moment, Su Liumeng had no idea her weakness was fully exposed and that her post-wedding fate was to be at my mercy for life.

I carefully wiped my eyes, looking a bit wronged.

“Are you lying to me? I only wanted to see your purchase records, but you refused and made excuses…”

“You said I’m the most important person to you.”

How… again? Su Liumeng’s head throbbed.

She really had no way to deal with this little ancestor.

One harsh word and she’d immediately cry, held in the palm of her hand, afraid to melt away.

She had a vague premonition this was the start of countless daily little dramas after marriage.

“You’re my big lady.”

“Have mercy! Who in this world would dare lie to you?”

Su Liumeng threw up her hands in surrender, hoping this mischievous little girl wouldn’t keep using such unbeatable tactics.

Seeing the effect, I chuckled twice, “Alright, I won’t tease you anymore.”

The wedding day was coming soon. I was happy and in the mood for jokes.

Act cute, act pitiful, act obedient.

Only in front of the one I loved would I act like a forever child.

I opened the shopping app again.

Su Liumeng lowered her head and leaned against me to watch the purchase list.

My little face flushed completely. I raised my hand and pinched her cheek, “So this is what it is.”

“You, you, you…”

I couldn’t say a complete sentence.

Because I thought it was actually quite normal.

We were all adults now.

Su Liumeng blinked at me, “We haven’t married before, so these things weren’t needed. After we marry, they won’t be necessary anymore.”

Hearing this, my cute little head smoked again, and the two stubborn cowlicks on top shook.

“Who, who would do that with you?”

I was embarrassed and flustered, hurrying ahead, “No bed for you tonight.”

At that moment, I suddenly remembered I had forgotten to tell Su Liumeng about my unbroken yuan-yin.

I was originally going to tell her today.

But since she’d just been teasing me so much, I decided to hold back.

I resolved not to say a word to her from now until tonight.

That was the price for teasing me.

An hour later.

In Su Liumeng’s chamber, Chunqiao brought a soft tape measure.

“Miss, the Textile Bureau needs your measurements to cut your wedding dress. We’re missing one crucial size.”

“Okay, measure away.”

Since being handed over to me by Su Liumeng, Chunqiao’s way of addressing me had changed.

I obediently raised my hands.

At this moment, Su Liumeng suddenly walked in and naturally took over the measuring tape.

She was clearly jealous.

Even for such a slightly intimate task, she didn’t want anyone else doing it.

I glared at her hard, wanting to say something but held back.

I hadn’t forgotten the earlier little episode.

An entire hour passed, and Su Liumeng hadn’t coaxed her wife yet, giving me a taste of cold love—experiencing the sweet, sour, bitter, and spicy of marriage all in advance.

Moments later, Su Liumeng announced a surprising measurement. Chunqiao covered her mouth in shock.

“Miss’s figure is truly enviable. The future baby is blessed, and definitely won’t go hungry.”

“Don’t spread this around.” I lightly tapped the little maid’s head. “Of course not. My daughter won’t go hungry.”

“I won’t say a word. I’m only your maid and obey your orders.”

As Chunqiao walked away, the room fell silent again.

Su Liumeng performed a magic trick, producing a pack of beef jerky out of thin air, teasing me like fishing with bait.

I looked at it greedily but remembered my promise and deliberately looked away.

But I couldn’t resist—she tore open the package.

“Give it here!”

Smelling the delicious aroma, I couldn’t hold back and reached out, but ended up grabbing thin air.

I got a little frustrated, “If you don’t want to give me any, why take it out?”

Turning away angrily, “I won’t eat it anymore, even if you give it.”

Su Liumeng’s eyes gleamed with laughter.

Her little Xin Xin’s temper was growing bigger.

She was very happy.

What did that mean? Only that she spoiled her well.

And this was just the beginning. She would definitely spoil her baby into a true little princess.

Su Liumeng gently tucked the beef jerky into my arms.

“I’m not refusing to share. I just tore the packaging open for you… Wife, Yu Xi knows she was wrong and sincerely apologizes. Please forgive me.”

She folded her hands and bowed deeply, with utmost sincerity.

“Who’s your wife?”

I muttered softly, my expression returning to normal. “Since you admit you’re wrong, what exactly did you do wrong?”

I wasn’t really angry.

Just like Zhizhi said, I was just waiting for her to coax me.

In short, the little couple’s playfulness—don’t mind it!

“You forgot that Baby’s skin is thin and she can’t be teased in public.”

My face froze, seizing the key words. “Let me patch that up—you can’t tease me at home either.”

“Understood! From now on, if Wife tells me to go east, I won’t go west. As you command, I obey without question.”

Su Liumeng hugged my arm, her tone slightly coquettish.

I smiled broadly and kissed her cheek, “I’ll listen to you too…”

My words surprised Su Liumeng, her eyes flashing.

I tilted my head, seeing her confusion and said matter-of-factly,

“You’re mine, and I’m yours. Isn’t that normal reasoning?”

Our tender moments were the most anticipated part of my daily life in this passionate honeymoon period.

I hugged Su Liumeng tightly. We sat together on one chair, cuddling for a long time.

Deep in my consciousness, the little bundle scowled, cutting off the connection, covering herself with a leaf-like little blanket, about to fall asleep.