Fearful now, Keti was genuinely at a loss for words this time—never in her wildest dreams had she expected something like this.
The silver-haired beauty’s vision darkened instantly. After a moment of hesitation, just as she was about to stammer an explanation,
Lynn’s expression suddenly grew bold and unruly.
Then, unable to hold back any longer, he burst out laughing with a soft “pfft,” and while laughing, he ruffled Keti’s hair, saying, “You little rascal, you’re really such a… perverted little fool!”
“What are you always thinking about every day? You’re so into comforting yourself, huh? And now you’re talking about those kinds of things!”
“Ah… I almost let you get away with it, if I hadn’t just seen a product like that at the mall—I honestly didn’t know such a niche item even existed…”
“—It’s not niche at all, okay? This is literally the cheapest one! You damn rich second-generation playboy, huh!”
“I know you have money and every day there’s some bimbo throwing herself at you, but don’t insult the only little toy I can afford! Ah gu gu gu…”
The silver-haired beauty immediately puffed up like a blowfish from anger, which only made Lynn laugh even harder.
This little one really does have quite the imagination—and a strong sense of pride. Looks like she used to be a regular customer for this kind of toy; this was basically a self-reveal!
“Oh~ so that’s how it is. Didn’t expect Little Keti likes that kind of thing. So the habit of self-comforting has been with you all along~”
“But… you’re right, I really don’t need any flashy bimbos around me. Like, for example, there’s one lying right here on the bed beside me…”
Keti, insulted by her archrival, sulked and pouted on the spot.
On top of that, her Surprise Egg secret had been completely exposed by her rival, and in an instant, the silver-haired beauty’s face flushed red with embarrassment and she burst into tears from anger.
“You—who do you think you’re insulting, huh? I—I’m not a bimbo! Ugh… and it’s all your fault, you big pervert!”
“Tonight, tonight you actually bullied me in the fitting room knowing that Layla and Sylvia were just outside the door! Guh… I haven’t even settled this with you yet!”
As she spoke, the silver-haired beauty started punching her rival’s shoulder with little pink fists.
Cough cough … but after pounding for quite some time, Keti realized a problem… she couldn’t make a dent!
That guy just kept smiling, watching her punch him as if they were flirting, which made Keti immediately feel something was off, and she froze mid-punch.
Guh…
Damn it!
That guy is still bullying me! My Magic Talent isn’t great to begin with, and without any potion boosts, my strength is pathetic—especially now that I’m a girl and even weaker…
He knows that, and yet he’s pretending to be a dumb pig here… Huff… huff…
Making himself look like some soft and adorable little girl who even looks cute when she’s angry—that’s definitely not right!
Heh… Look down on me, huh! The silver-haired beauty bit her lip silently and made a decision in her heart!
This time, this time I definitely will—
Well, for now, let’s just leave it at that. Cough cough Let the rival relax his guard and get used to these little pink fist tantrums.
Heh heh, and next time he takes another round of my little fists, he’ll think it’s just a gentle massage—then I’ll throw a fiery punch and hit him right in the face! Hmph!
Let this guy keep being so full of himself!
Uh, but maybe punching him in the face is a bit too much… maybe I’ll go for a belly strike instead! After all, he is pretty handsome; it’d be a shame to disfigure him.
But if I kill him, well, I’d definitely applaud that! Cough cough…
***
After a while, the tired silver-haired beauty sat back down on the bed, sulking alone.
“So… done hitting? Let it all out, my little kitty princess~?”
“Who… who’s your little kitty?! P-Princess or whatever! You better remember this, I’m a boy! A boy, damn it!”
Ah… that’s what made it so fun before, huh? Pfft pfft
Still, seeing the little kitty all flustered and breathless, Lynn cleared his throat lightly twice, then tilted his head and said,
“Looks like the little kitty still isn’t calm yet. Sigh, alright, I was wrong for bullying you in the fitting room today.”
“But… I couldn’t help it, it’s because… the little kitty was dressed too provocatively, like you were deliberately seducing men.”
“I accidentally got enchanted. It’s all the little kitty’s fault for dressing so lewdly in that JK uniform~! Cough cough … but, ultimately, it’s still my fault! Please punish me, little kitty, I’ll agree to any request!”
Ugh!!!
Who, who seduced you, you jerk!
Hearing her rival’s stubborn denial, the silver-haired beauty’s face immediately burned red again. She bit her lip in silent frustration at such a bizarre accusation.
But… but.
After a moment, recalling how she looked in the mirror earlier tonight…
Even Keti couldn’t help swallowing hard.
Indeed, so… so lewd! Babyface, huge breasts, opposites attract, bitchy… Huff Just thinking about it, if Keti were still a boy, even she would be excited by that.
Which man could resist?!
Guh… so, could it really be that I’m the one being too lewd? It’s not all my rival’s fault?
Nuh-uh, no way!
After a moment, Keti shook her head quickly. No, no, that thought was way too ridiculous, or else all the blame would fall on her.
“So… little kitty, how do you plan to make me atone? Otherwise… I noticed you didn’t seem satisfied in the fitting room just now. Shall we… try again? This time, I’ll be gentler!”
“W-what?! No way!”
Faced with her rival’s mischievous proposal, Keti blushed deeply and flailed her hands frantically. Damn it, she could tell this guy wasn’t coming to apologize; he just hadn’t had enough fun yet!
But Keti absolutely couldn’t try that kind of thing again—ugh, or her head would break!
So, so…
“I got it! Your punishment task is to quickly tell me about that gadget in your hands, and… on Thursday, no matter what troubles you have, you must drop everything and come with me to the Combat Assessment!”
After a while, the silver-haired beauty finally remembered how her rival used her as a tool. Lynn tilted his head, looking a little disappointed, but after a moment he smiled again and nodded.
“Alright then! Let me introduce it to you. This thing is called… Meat Wall Fortress!”