Was this person living inside the forum or what?
Cheng Shimumeng had barely posted when someone replied, and it looked like a forum moderator, no less.
That was ridiculous.
Still, she checked the reply first.
【SistersAreRight】: First of all, liking to watch girls being close is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, it’s very normal. Everyone on this forum likes it.
【SistersAreRight】: Secondly, about your “friend” getting flustered and blushing just from a little closeness with another girl, it could be because she’s not good with physical contact in general. But if it only happens with a specific person…
【SistersAreRight】: Then there’s definitely something to talk about!
Cheng Shimumeng blinked in surprise.
This 【SistersAreRight】 typed ridiculously fast and made perfect sense.
There was just one thing: they seemed to have misunderstood the classic “I have a friend” title.
Sure, people usually used “I have a friend” to talk about themselves when they were too embarrassed to admit it.
But Cheng Shimumeng really was talking about her friend, Ning Wanciu.
It truly was her friend…
Whatever. She wasn’t going to fuss over that. She had more important questions right now.
Cheng Shimumeng tapped on 【SistersAreRight】 and started typing her reply.
【111】: It really only happens with one specific person. So what does that mean?
【SistersAreRight】: In that case, your… ahem, your friend has very likely fallen for real. But I’d need more details to be sure.
【SistersAreRight】: Chatting here isn’t very convenient. If you don’t mind, you can add my contact.
Cheng Shimumeng blinked, her brows furrowing slightly.
The other person probably wanted to avoid her spilling too much personal info in public, so they suggested private chat.
Still, she didn’t usually add random strangers.
***
At the same time, inside a certain room.
A young man sat with his legs crossed, tapping lightly on the keyboard.
He was none other than 【SistersAreRight】, the eldest son of the Chen family, Chen Yu.
He had come to check the forum as usual and happened to spot a new post.
When he clicked in, a wave of delight hit him.
The description was extremely realistic, and confusion practically dripped from every word.
According to the poster, her “friend” would blush when hugged or fed by a certain girl.
Sometimes, even normal conversation felt hard to start, and afterward she would secretly replay the moment alone.
Such innocent, green behavior—it absolutely screamed that feeling.
And it was the classic “I have a friend” opener.
Chen Yu shook his head helplessly.
He’d seen this a million times.
If it wasn’t happening to the poster herself, how could she possibly know so many details?
Unless, like him, she was just a pure yuri enthusiast who observed that closely.
But how likely was that? Not likely at all!
Though resigned, Chen Yu quietly sent over his chat app ID.
Talking back and forth in the thread was inconvenient, and he couldn’t be sure the poster wanted everyone to see her thoughts, so private chat was more practical.
Also…
He really loved watching innocent yuri bloom. Details!
Chen Yu smiled expectantly and settled into his chair to wait.
“Young Master.”
“WAH!”
Chen Yu yelped, instantly slamming his laptop shut with lightning speed.
No one could see what was on his screen!
If anyone in the Chen family found out, his life was over.
Cold sweat poured down his back as he stiffly turned around.
He hadn’t been waiting for the new yuri girl to add him—instead, something else had arrived.
A beautiful girl with short white hair and silver eyes stood there, her face cold as ice, eyes filled with undisguised disdain.
Chen Yu didn’t get angry at her contempt. Instead, he let out a huge sigh of relief.
The girl was named Huang Ke Ling, the Chen family’s maid. Smart, capable, and her only flaw was her icy attitude.
Fortunately, Chen Yu understood this maid. As long as he explained properly, she probably wouldn’t snitch.
“Huang Ke Ling, do you walk without making any sound?! You nearly scared me to death!” Chen Yu complained instinctively.
Huang Ke Ling didn’t reply.
She maintained her cold demeanor, glanced at him sideways, narrowed her eyes, and slowly spoke:
“Disgusting.”
“…Huh?”
Chen Yu stared at her in shock, wondering if he’d heard wrong.
“Is something the matter, Young Master?”
Huang Ke Ling’s expression returned to neutral, the disdain vanishing from her eyes as if she were just an ordinary little maid.
“Hiss…”
Chen Yu’s brows furrowed tightly.
“What are you pretending for? I clearly heard you call me disgusting just now!”
“Young Master, you must have misheard.”
Huang Ke Ling gave a perfectly polite curtsey, her face screaming you definitely misheard, I would never insult my own young master.
“As if! My ears work fine. You just looked at me with total disgust and called me disgusting!”
Huang Ke Ling blinked silently, but Chen Yu wasn’t buying it.
“Tch.”
“You just clicked your tongue, didn’t you?! You definitely did!”
“I did not.”
“No way, I heard it. You still gonna deny it?” Chen Yu looked at her speechlessly, unsure why she was even pretending.
Huang Ke Ling stared at him for a moment, then suddenly took a deep breath.
“Young Master, I would absolutely never feel disgusted because you were looking at lewd things. As your maid, I fully understand just how intense your unspent desires can be.”
She delivered the entire speech with a perfectly straight face, leaving Chen Yu dumbfounded.
“Hah?? What lewd things… what the hell??”
Chen Yu instinctively reached out to grab her and explain, but Huang Ke Ling dodged with open revulsion.
“However, Young Master, I am a proper maid. Please do not suddenly approach me. Releasing your desires on me is not allowed—I will call the police.”
Huang Ke Ling looked at him like he was something filthy.
“Also, you should at least wash your hands first.”
Chen Yu’s outstretched hand froze. He realized Huang Ke Ling had misunderstood.
She thought he’d been watching porn and… taking care of himself.
Well… it did look exactly like that.
Slamming the laptop shut the moment someone entered and panicking that hard—it was an easy misunderstanding.
But the problem was, Chen Yu couldn’t explain. Was he supposed to say he was on a yuri forum chatting with a budding yuri girl?
In a way, that was even worse than the misunderstanding.
Chen Yu opened his mouth, then closed it and swallowed hard.
Forget it. Whatever.
“Tch. As if I’d touch you. Shoo, shoo, go play somewhere else. I don’t even know why you’re here…”
Wait a second—he always locked his door. How did Huang Ke Ling get in?!