In reality, variety gaming wasn’t all that complicated.
It was just a category for games that weren’t part of my usual lineup.
“Alright, let’s start the medieval game.”
I was genuinely excited.
What kind of game would this turn out to be?
[+HurryAndLeave: Oh man, I’m so hyped lol.]
[Go rogue instead of warrior!]
[Pepe has donated 10,000 KRW!]
If you pick rogue, I’ll send you 100,000 KRW. No joke.
[Oh?]
[Now this is tempting.]
[Ooooh lol.]
[Pepe, you sneaky bastard.]
[Yoddu would never sell out for money…]
“Yeah, not happening. No matter how much you offer.”
And I meant it.
If I was going to play an assassin, why even bother with a medieval game?
Might as well just play a stealth game instead.
[Gasp]
[+HurryAndLeave: Lolol.]
[Alright, fair. Maces are the true medieval experience.]
[This is hilarious.]
[Pepe: Ah.]
[Pepe: Can I get a refund…?]
[Lolololol.]
[Absolutely no refunds.]
[Unbelievable.]
With that, I immediately selected the warrior class.
A proper warrior.
One with a heavy, satisfying combat style.
Well, it seemed like I could change things up as I went along… but for now, I decided to stick with this concept.
“Alright, let’s get started.”
I quickly moved through the tutorial.
“Smash this guy’s head in, then move on to the next guy.”
With the mace in hand, it felt like I could easily crush the skulls of everyone around me.
The mace was just that good.
Thwack!
Each swing sent blood and brain matter flying.
“Anyone with a weak stomach, you might want to be careful.”
[+HurryAndLeave: Now you say that?]
[Lolololol.]
[You should’ve said that earlier, you monster.]
[Ugh.]
[But it’s so graphic lol.]
[Pepe: You can see everything exploding lol.]
[This is what medieval games are all about.]
I kept smashing the heads of enemies around me, progressing further into the game.
Grab him!
“Uh?”
Suddenly, guards started rushing in from all directions.
I guess it was because I just killed someone.
“What? Was I not supposed to kill those people just now?”
[+HurryAndLeave: Well, those people didn’t really do anything though. lol]
[Didn’t you just smash the head of someone who was standing there?]
[Lololol.]
[The tutorial was supposed to have someone talk to you first.]
[Pepe: Yoddu’s just playing however he wants lol.]
[This is hot, though.]
I was a little flustered.
In my excitement to get through the game quickly, I had gone around smashing everyone’s heads.
“Uh… Do you think they’ll forgive me if I apologize?”
I mean, everyone makes mistakes at least once, right?
Maybe they’d give me a break, since it wasn’t like I’d made a huge mistake.
[+HurryAndLeave: Apology (while crushing people’s skulls)]
[Do you really think they’ll forgive you? lol.]
[Unbelievable.]
[Pepe: Why does this guy think like this?]
[This is hilarious. lol.]
[Unbelievable.]
[Yoddu.]
[If they forgive you, there’d be no one left to arrest in this world…]
Looking at the chat, it seemed like forgiveness was out of the question.
I thought I might get away with it since I hadn’t smashed the heads of any high-ranking officials, but it seemed like that wasn’t going to fly.
With a sigh, I grabbed my mace.
“Three guards is a bit much, but I’ll give it a shot. I can win this.”
I wasn’t going down without a fight.
At the very least, I was taking two of them down with me.
“Drop your weapons! Surrender now!”
“…If I surrender, I feel like they’ll just shove a sword right through my neck.”
[Lololol.]
[+HurryAndLeave: It’s definitely better to fight back lol.]
[Smash their heads one by one.]
[Pepe: If someone’s holding a sword and demanding surrender, would anyone give up? lol.]
[No way they’d surrender. lol.]
[Let’s go.]
Surrendering when the enemy demands it is for amateurs.
Once you surrender, you’re basically admitting defeat.
So.
Thwack!
I swung the mace with full force.
The guards didn’t even have time to react.
“Argh!”
Blood started pouring from their heads.
But I didn’t feel a shred of sympathy.
“OF!”
Thwack! Thwack!
The shield blocked some of the attacks, but I didn’t care.
I just kept swinging the mace down relentlessly.
“Hmm, they keep blocking with their shield?”
It was definitely annoying.
I needed to land a solid hit on their head, but they kept blocking with that damn shield.
On top of that, more guards were rushing in from both sides.
This wasn’t looking too good.
So.
Swish!
I quickly pulled out the sword from my pocket and charged forward.
Thrust!
“Arghhh!!!”
The guard fell immediately.
“Alright, got one down… let’s see if I can kill a few more.”
[+HurryAndLeave: Nice.]
[Let’s keep going like this.]
[Switching to a dagger and killing that fast?]
[That switch was so fast.]
[Pepe: If you’re going to do that, just go full rogue.]
[Pepe: What are you even doing? lol.]
[Lol.]
Well, the situation was different.
A dagger is typically used as a secondary weapon.
How do you expect someone to wield a dagger as their main weapon?
That’s what rogues do, and it’s weird when they do it.
[Pepe: What did you just say?]
[Pepe: You better apologize right now.]
[The rogue mains are coming for you lol.]
[+HurryAndLeave: Why are you even scratching? lol.]
[Well, it’s his fault.]
[Why even play a class that only uses daggers? (genuinely confused)]
I stepped back for a moment.
More guards were rushing in from all directions.
“Hmm… at this point, it might be better to just start cracking the heads of nearby citizens. It’d be quicker than fighting all these guards.”
I couldn’t help it.
Fighting every guard one by one would take too long.
[??]
[+HurryAndLeave: Why are you trying to destroy the village?!]
“Well… because it’s fun.”
[Pepe: The real fun is in massacring them, or why else do it?]
[Lol.]
[Pepe: Honestly, if you’re going to do this, you might as well have played as an assassin.]
[But if you were an assassin, you’d already have decapitated the guards and made your escape.]
[Is this even the kind of game you’re supposed to play like this?]
“Uh… I’m not sure. I feel like I messed up right from the start.”
I was still getting used to the game, so it was probably fine.
If things really went south, I could just reload and try again.
With that thought in mind, I rushed toward a nearby hut and started cracking the heads of the citizens.
“I really didn’t want to kill them, but they’re giving me no choice with how obnoxious they’re being.”
[+HurryAndLeave: Lol.]
[Obnoxious (killing people first)]
[Lololol.]
[This is ridiculous.]
[Obnoxious (not really)]
[The scariest part is that it’s not the obnoxious part.]
I couldn’t stop myself.
I kept killing more and more of the citizens.
“You’ve gone too far. Surrender now, and I’ll put you out of your misery.”
The guards in the village all came rushing at me.
They were hell-bent on killing me.
I was slightly panicked now.
I hadn’t expected this many guards to show up.
But.
“I’ll try fighting in a narrow space. If things go wrong, I can always reload.”
Sometimes, you’ve got to try things to see how they’ll play out.
With that thought, I grabbed my mace.
[Title: Yoddu’s Insane Gameplay (LIVE)]
[Content: (CLIP) This is nuts lol.]
L: Is this how this game is supposed to be??
N: Yeah, it is, but usually it doesn’t get this crazy from the start lol.
N: Who the hell would do this?
L: He’s just smashing heads lol.
N: The quality’s insane, though.
L: Seriously
[Title: Yoddu: Isn’t it just easier to kill everyone?]
[Content: (CLIP) Believe it or not, he actually said this…]
L: Of course, smashing heads is Yoddu’s thing lol.
N: He’s good at making broth…
N: The DaekkaeYod (Yoddu’s head-crushing fans) are everywhere now.
N: Guess it’s deserved after all.
L: His broth-making skills are on point lol.
N: What’s hilarious is that he never even intended to make broth.
N: He just treated his viewers well, and suddenly… broth.
[Title: Yoddu’s Massacre Ending]
[Content: (CLIP) Just kill everyone.]
L: Isn’t this just… a massacre?
N: Well, you can accidentally wipe out the whole town, right?
N: Just a little head bashing with the mace while walking by lol.
N: Puff and the damage gets repaired.
L: Well, there won’t be any witnesses if everyone’s dead.
N: But can you even do this in the tutorial?
N: Of course, it’s fine lol.
[Title: Ending With a Reload lol]
[Content: (CLIP) This is the way to go lol.]
L: This is how it’s supposed to be lol. If you go with the massacre ending, the game won’t even progress properly.
N: You can always go on a massacre later though lol.
L: There’s plenty of opportunities for that.
L: But man, this game’s so much fun from the start.
N: It really is insanely fun.
How much time had passed?
“…This game is so much fun.”
It had already been 6 hours since the stream started.