My big bunny that I raised for three years!
Xu Chuyao still remembered how, when she had first arrived three years ago, this body had been just a budding little beauty—everything small and fragrant, like a girl just about to enter puberty. Back then, she really was only fifteen.
In the three years since, she had worked incredibly hard—diligent, tireless, constantly making trouble for Shen Ning—growing stronger through every single gacha draw.
And now, these impressively close-to-E-grade-level twin “bunnies” were nurtured one point at a time with villain points!
But now, they were in the heroine’s hands, and she couldn’t protect anything. Her body had gone all soft from the kneading, and her strength kept fading.
“Wuwu…”
That pink little app in the crevice had clearly taught the heroine some real technique—the kiss was skillful, wuwuwu.
In fact, Xu Chuyao had misunderstood. It wasn’t all thanks to that little app. Shen Ning was by no means some academy-trained kissing expert. It’s just that—when you’re holding the most beautiful thing in the world—you don’t need a teacher. You learn instinctively. And you can’t let go.
It was stunning. That decisive move deeply shocked the two mirrored versions watching.
Repressed Desire Reflection said, “So you’re even more repressed than me.”
The Broken Reflection exclaimed, “The horse gallops like Lu, the bow thunders like lightning!”
There was no time to explain anymore. Shen Ning was completely immersed in the land of softness, shutting out the noise of the outside world—until the system chimed in: both three-star missions were complete.
“Whew.”
She let go, wiped her mouth with her hand. The scent of milk lingered on her palm—it was hard not to take another whiff.
Just as Xu Chuyao escaped that battlefield alive, she saw Shen Ning doing this perverse gesture—and her little face turned bright red with anger.
“How could you?! That’s too much!”
What she was most mad about? The whole thing only gave 300 villain points. That was like getting paid a measly hourly rate and being booked for an all-nighter.
“You third-rate! Repressed freak!”
“Why don’t you just go back to your dorm and watch your little app first? After you’re done, then come find me!”
“Perverted trash!”
Maybe because she felt guilty, Shen Ning didn’t argue back no matter how much Xu Chuyao cursed. She just sat there quietly and listened, unable to even get angry. That only made Xu Chuyao more furious, and seeing that she couldn’t squeeze any villain points out of her, she stormed back to the dorm.
Shen Ning sat alone on the bell tower, letting the wind blow for over half an hour, before slowly climbing down.
“You’re really something,” Repressed Reflection remarked, surprised. “Usually you’re so cautious. I thought you were some kind of conservative. What made you decide so suddenly?”
Shen Ning glanced subtly at the Broken Reflection. Saying something like “I saw how regretful she looked and knew I couldn’t make the same mistake” would just make the other one start weeping, right?
So instead—
“The battle at the Commerce Plaza made me realize I’m still lacking in strength. I have to push harder.”
She threw the blame at the Clown Gang.
“If you hadn’t mentioned it, I wouldn’t have noticed—this really did complete two missions at once,” said Repressed Reflection, surprised. “So rough and yet so precise.”
She had assumed Shen Ning just wanted to squish for fun. After all, with bunnies that soft, who could resist pressing them against themselves?
Broken Reflection still felt they were being too radical. But she admitted—after Xu Chuyao dodged that last move—there really wasn’t much choice left.
“So, what were the rewards like?”
“I’ll explain later.”
—
At the dorm, Xu Chuyao had already changed into a clean pair of underwear. Don’t ask why—if it were you, you’d have leaked too.
Then, turning to her just-awake roommate, she started venting bitterly: “Shen Ning forcibly kissed me!”
Mi Xiaolu rubbed her sleepy eyes. “Which kiss? The one with the mouth, or the one with the knife character in Chinese?”
“Obviously the one with the mouth,” Xu Chuyao rolled her eyes. “If it was that one, how would I still be alive?”
She was a Tier 2 now, not invincible.
“And besides the kiss, she squished me here—”
She pointed at her proudly puffed chest.
So perverted, sis!
Mi Xiaolu was indeed shocked. “Wait… You guys only just got to this stage?”
Her surprise was in the wrong direction.
“Only just?!”
“Yeah. You’ve been her girlfriend for so long. And you’re only now getting to this part? I don’t even know how Shen Ning held back all this time.”
Xu Chuyao was stunned for a moment. The more she thought about it, the more it made sense.
Putting herself in Shen Ning’s shoes, she wouldn’t have held back either. Sometimes even looking in the mirror made her want to grab herself.
“And besides, you agreed to be her girlfriend so it’d be easier to mess with her. If you’re her girlfriend, then it’s pretty normal for her to… you know.”
It was normal, sure—but Xu Chuyao still had her own logic: “But she wasn’t even mad! How could she just go squishing?!”
How could the heroine not trigger villain points?! Just 300 lousy points for bunny squishing? What’s next—500 points for drinking water, 800 for copper wire? You could book an all-nighter and still not get enough for one ten-pull draw.
“You should just be grateful,” Mi Xiaolu had a different take. “She managed to squish you this bad without even being mad. What if she had gotten mad?”
Then it wouldn’t be judo anymore—it’d be Shen Ning returning to her miner roots and smashing people with tools.
Xu Chuyao understood what her roommate meant. But if she had to choose between getting beat up and earning villain points, she’d still go with the points. After all, people die for money, birds die for food. What’s the point of grinding in cultivation when you could just do tasks and draw from the gacha?
No way she’s choosing the hard path.
“What if Shen Ning’s still clueless? Last time she didn’t even know how.”
—
In another dorm room, Shen Ning had walked a bit slower but made it back before lunch break ended. She shut the door and quietly checked her rewards for the day—
[Congratulations on completing 3-Star Milestone Mission: First Kiss]
Reward: Skill – Invisible Blade
- Condense a sharp dagger in your hand. Due to its composition being your own spiritual power, it’s nearly invisible to the naked eye.
- Description: In the original timeline, 18 months from now, you were tearing through enemies with two skills when your body suddenly collapsed from exhaustion. After reflecting on the experience, you realized the importance of managing energy: increasing your cultivation level and reducing spiritual consumption. Thus came the idea to convert spiritual power into melee weapons.
- Evaluation: A weapon form that requires minimal spiritual energy to maintain—but now the main cost is physical stamina.
[Congratulations on completing 3-Star Milestone Mission: First Bunny Squeeze]
Reward: Skill – Ultrasonic Perception
- Use spiritual energy to simulate ultrasonic waves for enemy detection. Suitable in most environments.
- Description: Two years later, you realized you needed a scouting skill. Remembering the days of childhood spent in dark mine shafts—where even lights were useless—you thought of bats. These shadow-dwelling creatures gave you the inspiration.
- Evaluation: Can be extremely useful at times. You no longer need to risk your neck by peeking around corners.
[Congratulations on completing all 3-Star Milestone Missions]
Reward 1: Cultivation Breakthrough – Now at Late Tier 2
Reward 2: Achievement Point +1 (Total: 2 remaining)