Little Frost and Mu Yingying turned their heads at the same time and looked at each other, sparks igniting in their eyes.
Little Frost spoke first, her domineering CEO aura in full display.
“Little White Night, we haven’t used the Ten Thousand Moistening Oil that Granny gave us yet.”
“Since your soul legs were burned like that today, how could Auntie let you go to sleep while injured?”
Mu Yingying immediately leaned in close.
Her 6-foot-3-inch frame gently embraced the bicycle, the seat pressing right against her firm yet soft thighs.
“Exactly, exactly! Frost is right! Granny said this oil can nourish the soul, so we’re going to give you a deep maintenance treatment tonight!”
“Little Bicycle, lie still and be good. Auntie will rub you until you’re fragrant and smooth; I guarantee you’ll feel so good your soul will glow~”
White Night’s soul body instantly turned a strawberry pink, her small hands in the bicycle basket waving frantically.
“N-no, that won’t be necessary… I feel much better now, really!”
“Both of your hands are still injured, you should apply medicine to yourselves first.”
“What medicine?”
Little Frost had already taken the palm-sized jade porcelain bottle out of the bike basket.
The bottle was a warm, cyan green, and the moment she opened the stopper, a fresh, sweet-smelling scent of machine oil wafted out.
She knelt down first, gently holding the frame with both hands as if coaxing a child.
“Little White Night, don’t be afraid. Auntie will be very gentle.”
Little Frost said with a smile as she opened the cap; the oil actually emitted a refreshing fragrance that made one feel invigorated.
“It really is good stuff. I was so tired I could have slept like a dog, but just smelling it makes me feel energized.”
“Good Frost, you’re exhausted from your studies, you aren’t tired. Let me be the one to apply it to Little Bicycle.”
Mu Yingying said this, reaching out to snatch the jade bottle from Little Frost.
“You loose woman, are you looking to die? Still trying to snatch it? I’ll apply it, you just rest.”
Little Frost was very overbearing and didn’t want to give Mu Yingying a chance to touch it at all.
“Big Fat Butt, do you have no shame? Aren’t you embarrassed? I held a Tang Dao in my hand and hacked my way through an entire street to rescue you and the bike. Now you’re acting like someone who would slaughter a donkey the moment the mill stops, giving me no credit at all.”
“Waaah, why is my life so bitter? It was bitter before, and now I’m being bullied by your big fat butt. I don’t want to live anymore.” Mu Yingying faked a cry and wiped her tears.
“You’re the one with no shame. You’re a shameless thing, all thunder and no rain. You’re an adult and you’re still fake crying; I’m embarrassed for you.”
Little Frost mocked her mercilessly.
“Waaaa-hoo-hoo! Waaaa-hoo-hoo!”
Mu Yingying, already thick-skinned, wailed even louder.
“Fine, fine, you annoying Yingying. I give up. If you keep howling like a ghost, you’re going to attract a Lantern Ghost.” Little Frost was truly rendered speechless by Mu Yingying’s shamelessness.
“Hehe, ying ying ying, good Frost, you’re the best.” Mu Yingying instantly beamed with joy.
“Heh, ‘good Frost’ when you need something, and ‘Big Fat Butt’ when you don’t, huh?” Little Frost rolled her eyes, not wanting to deal with her at all.
“Good Frost, you handle the front, I’ll take the back. Whoever does a poor job has to sleep on the floor tonight.”
Mu Yingying tried to snatch the bottle again, her eyes shining like a wolf’s.
“I’ll take the back.” Little Frost insisted.
“Fine, fine, Big Fat Butt, you’re the most domineering.” Mu Yingying pouted, her lower lip hanging low enough to hook an oil bottle.
“Auntie Ying has the most gentle technique. Little Bicycle, you’ll know who is better at pampering you later~” She didn’t forget to boast.
They carried White Night into the room.
White Night was sandwiched between the two, her soul body shrinking into the basket, revealing only a pair of watery eyes, her voice as thin as a mosquito’s.
“A-are you… really going to apply it now…”
“I-I’m a little shy…”
“Shy about what?”
Little Frost rolled up her sleeves, revealing her bruised yet still fair and tender wrists.
She poured a little oil into her palm and rubbed her hands together to warm it up, her movements as gentle as polishing a precious treasure, starting from the handlebars.
“Come on, let’s start with the handlebars. These are your little hands, right?”
“Auntie is warming them up for you. Oh, so smooth… Little White Night, how does it feel?”
As soon as the warm oil touched the handlebars, White Night couldn’t help but tremble slightly.
A warm current seemed to slowly seep into the depths of her soul, and the stinging, scorching pain along the edges of her charred legs was instantly wrapped in a soft, moisturizing sensation.
She whimpered softly.
“Frost… Auntie… it feels so good. It’s warm, yet cool at the same time…”
“It’s… it’s like someone is gently blowing on me…”
Mu Yingying watched from the side with envy, quickly pouring out some oil and pressing her hands directly onto the bicycle’s rear seat and frame.
She acted shamelessly from the start, still wanting to apply it to the back.
“You loose woman, you’re supposed to be in the front!” Little Frost shouted to stop her.
“I won’t listen to you. I want to compete with you to see who can make Little Bicycle feel more comfortable.” Mu Yingying hummed.
“Are you afraid you can’t beat me?” Mu Yingying provoked her.
“What a childish provocation.”
“Big Fat Butt, you really are scared.”
“Who’s scared!”
“Then let’s compete.”
“Fine, compete then. You loose woman, you’re going to lose for sure!”
Seeing Little Frost take the bait, Mu Yingying immediately grabbed the jade bottle and looked at White Night.
“It’s Auntie Ying’s turn! Little Bicycle, Auntie is going to apply it now~”
“Your little waist and your little bottom… oh no, I mean the frame and the rear wheel!”
“Come on, relax. Auntie is going to be very gentle…”
She deliberately bit the word “gentle” to make it sound soft and long, her palm slowly spreading the oil across the frame.
The oil seeped into the carbon fiber texture, emitting a faint zizi sound.
White Night’s soul body shivered violently, burying her face in the basket, her voice trembling but sickeningly sweet.
“Y-Ying, Auntie… that’s so ticklish…”
“Don’t, don’t tickle… my… my legs are tingling… it’s so ticklish… but it feels so good…”
“Being sensitive just means it’s working!”
Mu Yingying smiled triumphantly and glanced at Little Frost.
“Look, Frost, Little Bicycle is even crying out because of me.”
“You’re only doing the handlebars on your side, isn’t that too perfunctory? Here, let me switch with you and I’ll show you what a real deep maintenance is!”
Little Frost refused to be outdone; she pushed Mu Yingying’s hand away and squeezed in herself, her full body almost hugging the entire bicycle.
“Get lost! You loose woman, you’re applying it too hard!”
“Little White Night’s legs were burned; do you want to rub them apart? Watch me—Little White Night, Auntie will blow on it for you…”
She lowered her head and actually blew gently on the frame where she had applied the oil.
The warm breath mixed with the sweet fragrance of the oil washed over the part of the frame corresponding to White Night’s soul.
White Night’s entire body trembled lightly, her soul body turning so pink it was almost transparent, whimpering softly.
“Frost Auntie… don’t blow… it’s too ticklish…”
“Oh ho ho ho… your soul is trembling…”
“You two… don’t do it at the same time… I can’t take it…”
Mu Yingying leaned in from the other side, and the two of them clamped the bicycle firmly between them, one on each side.
Little Frost applied it to the front half, and Mu Yingying to the back half, the oil spreading evenly under their palms, every motion light and slow, as if they were giving a spa treatment to the most precious treasure in the world.
“Frost, you’re going too fast! Little Bicycle said she’s sensitive, didn’t you hear her?”
Mu Yingying teased her on purpose, her fingers tracing circles along the edge of the seat.
“Little Bicycle, how does Auntie’s side feel? Good? Do you want a little more?”
“Good… it feels so good…”
White Night was dizzy, her voice as soft as cotton candy.
“Auntie Ying’s hands are so warm… it’s like she’s giving me a massage… Frost Auntie’s side is also… so smooth…”
“My… the charred parts on my legs seem to be fading… my soul is glowing…”
“No… don’t do it at the same time… I… I’m going to melt…”
Little Frost’s face also turned red, but she deliberately put on a stern face to lecture Mu Yingying.
“Yingying, stop taking advantage of her! This is supposed to be maintenance for Little White Night, why are you acting like you’re teasing someone?”
“Little White Night, don’t listen to her. Auntie will apply an extra layer for you; I guarantee your legs will be completely healed tomorrow.”
“Teasing? Big Fat Butt, you have no shame. Aren’t you pressing just as close?”
Mu Yingying countered, simply leaning her face against the frame, her voice soft and syrupy.
“Little Bicycle, Auntie loves you to the bone.”
“Once we master the technique, we’ll apply oil, wipe the frame, and repair your soul every single day…”
“Frost has the strength to fix the broken parts, and I’ll be in charge of the gentle repairs, how about that?”
White Night was pinned between the two and unable to move, her soul body curled into a ball in the basket, yet she couldn’t help but gently rub against their arms.
“Okay… okay… both of you are the best… don’t stop…”
“I… I like this, it’s just a little embarrassing…”
“My soul is all pink… is the [System] going to think I’m lewd…”
“Pink is cute!”
Little Frost and Mu Yingying said in unison, then glared at each other.
Little Frost laughed first.
“You annoying Yingying, copying what I say?”
“Who’s copying you? You’re the one copying me!”
Mu Yingying laughed too, simply resting her chin on the handlebars, her eyes curving into crescent moons.
“Little Bicycle, look, Frost Auntie is jealous.”
“We both love you, we love you so much we want to tuck you into our quilt to keep you warm all night…”
“Tuck me into the quilt, my foot!”
Little Frost reached out to push her, but didn’t use any force.
“Little White Night is sleeping with me tonight. You sleep on the floor!”
“Why should I?!”
Mu Yingying immediately bristled.
“I carried the bike so far today! You just know how to hog the driver’s seat!”
The two began bickering again, but neither let go of the bicycle.
The oil had been applied to the entire bike, and the sweet fragrance filled the room.
White Night’s soul body was enveloped by the warm current, and the charred edges of her legs were visibly fading.
She was so comfortable that she squinted her eyes, murmuring softly.
“Frost Auntie… Ying Auntie… stop arguing… I’m very happy when you hold me like this…”
The sound of bickering gradually faded.
Little Frost lowered her head and kissed the handlebars gently.
“Little White Night, Auntie will maintain you every day from now on… I’ll never let you get hurt again.”
Mu Yingying also leaned in and rubbed against the edge of the seat.
“That’s right… Auntie loves Little Bicycle the most…”
The kerosene lamp flickered, and the warm sheen of the machine oil flowed across the body of the bike.
White Night’s soul body was curled up pink and tender in the basket, feeling the body heat and sincerity of the two aunts, feeling shy but sweet enough to cry.
The [System] panel popped up silently:
[Detected that drivers Little Frost and Mu Yingying have successfully performed “Ten Thousand Moistening Oil Deep Maintenance.”]
[Reward: RV Points +8.]
White Night’s eyes widened; the effect of this oil was truly powerful, and the rewards were so generous.
When the two aunts realized there was such a large point reward, they worked even harder at the maintenance.
“Ho ho ho, this part hasn’t been done yet, hehehe, Little Bicycle, Auntie is going to apply it carefully.” Mu Yingying laughed.
“You loose woman, let go of Little White Night, let me do it.” Little Frost wasn’t to be outdone.
Tonight, there was no Weirdness, only the bickering of aunts and an abundance of love.
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