Five minutes.
The unfilial streamer and his new teammate had just dealt with the first wave of intruders.
“Mysterious Assassin Guild? What’s the deal with that?” Xu Bei looked both proud and dismissive.
He even went to Baidu to check them out, but these two brothers’ combat abilities were only a little stronger than those zombie factory girls.
(Handsome)
(Skillful)
(Fierce killers)
The bullet comments in Unfilial’s livestream were flooded with waves of “handsome, skillful, fierce killers.”
It seemed like the viewers had a formula for sending comments, repeating the same phrases over and over.
Unconsciously, Unfilial had already become a skillful streamer.
He had come to understand most of the game mechanics and no longer fell for the dumb tricks like before.
Although he had always been told that being a streamer requires more than just skills, you need humor, you can’t just show off—you also have to understand failure.
Hmph! That’s all nonsense! There’s no formula for streaming!
As long as there’s entertainment value, any streaming style works.
Actually, starting from yesterday, Unfilial’s stream blew up precisely because of the assassin invasions. The program effect was explosive.
Although those supporters and invaders annoyed Xu Bei, made him headache and disgusted, the viewers loved watching the streamer get grossed out to the point of vomiting, and also enjoyed seeing justice mercilessly slaughter evil.
Unfilial’s stream hit all those highlights.
Today’s opening was another PK match; it really gave the audience a full meal to watch, so satisfying.
Plus, he teamed up with a little sister, truly ticking all the boxes—no way this would be boring.
But just when the audience thought the little sister would just be a hindrance, she instantly killed a top-level assassin faster than the streamer, leaving everyone stunned.
“How did you kill the other intruder?” Even Xu Bei was very curious.
Because he hadn’t seen how the Big Chief died. It was just too fast—how did the baton counter-kill the dual blades?
“Dual blades, all flash and no substance, too many flaws,” Sang Biao replied coldly.
“Oh.” Xu Bei was at a loss for words for a moment.
The two pressed on, triggering another ambush hidden in the grass—an elite zombie factory girl with a surgical knife.
Xu Bei deliberately didn’t warn Sang Biao, instead hiding behind to let her handle the rookie assassin.
“Rustle rustle!” The grass stirred.
The rookie assassin suddenly jumped out, slashing at Sang Biao.
Sang Biao’s eyes widened, but she stood stiffly, taking the hit head-on; her health dropped drastically.
She swung her baton in a desperate counterattack, but the stick froze halfway.
Just as Xu Bei thought she was about to unleash some secret move—
“Puf! Puf! Puf! Puf! Puf!”
Sang Biao was cut down by the elite factory girl’s ruthless five-hit combo.
“Ah?” Xu Bei was shocked.
In the blink of an eye, the two revived in the security room at the factory entrance.
It turned out this security room was a safe house in the game.
Because Sang Biao was on the console and Xu Bei was supporting her here, this was her game world.
So when she died, she would bring her teammate back to the respawn point. Even if Xu Bei was at full health, he had to return to the start.
“Why didn’t you fight back? I clearly saw your baton swing out. Why did you stop?” Xu Bei’s expression was helpless and confused.
Sang Biao shook her head seriously and said, “I don’t kill women.”
“Damn it, that’s not a woman! It’s a zombie! Understand?” Xu Bei suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.
“A zombie is still a woman. I don’t hit women. That’s my principle.” Sang Biao answered firmly, leaving no room for negotiation.
Xu Bei fell silent, said nothing, and continued forward.
Sang Biao obediently followed behind him, arriving once again at the abandoned factory gate.
Xu Bei quickly defeated the rookie assassin in a few moves, and together with Sang Biao, successfully broke into the abandoned factory.
“Wuuu wuuu wuuu!” A terrifying low moan.
Entering the factory’s main hall, they were again surrounded by three familiar zombie factory girls forming a killing formation.
Xu Bei was immediately trapped, forced to dodge wildly.
Sang Biao still didn’t move, calmly watching Xu Bei get pummeled by the group.
After struggling for a long time, Xu Bei finally smashed the zombie factory girls away with a powerful tackle, breaking the siege and carving a bloody path.
Activating the safe house on the first floor, Xu Bei was about to face his old nemesis—the female supervisor.
Although this was a rerun, he didn’t feel bored or frustrated; instead, he was eager.
Last time, he defeated the female supervisor through a burst of speed in demon form, not by his usual strength.
Now, having mastered all the game mechanics, he was reborn.
This time, he would defeat the female supervisor with skill and technique!
(Player [SweetCatLicksTurtle] is invading your world.)
(Player [ElectricTowerLittleTurtle] is invading your world.)
At the exact moment the safe house lights flickered on, the two were invaded once again by “Bad Brother.”
The next moment, shadows darted outside the safe house’s door.
A man and a woman, two hostile reporters, blocked the entrance, glaring fiercely at Xu Bei and Sang Biao.
They had no weapon skins, no costume skins, holding only the default weapons—a baseball bat each.
“Wow! We really matched with Unfilial! He looks way better than on the screen! The streamer’s face could totally star in an idol drama! Why would he waste his time being a little streamer here?” The female invader excitedly shouted when she saw Xu Bei.
“Hmph! Pretty boy! Watch me slaughter him!” The male invader sneered arrogantly, jealousy flashing in his eyes as he stared at Xu Bei.
“Yay, big brother! I’m on camera! Let’s see your moves!” The female’s voice was unpleasant, a piercing tone.
The guy was somewhat decent-looking, probably the kind of player who always brings girls along to climb ranks.
But compared to Xu Bei’s flawless, porcelain doll-like angelic appearance, he was like a lump of dog crap.
If Xu Bei’s avatar starred in an idol drama, he’d only be cast as an angel.
…Anyway, back on track!
The male invader swung his bat, aiming to smash Xu Bei’s face.
Crack! An egg smashed.
But just as his bat raised high, Xu Bei preempted him with a low sweep kick, smashing his crotch.
Not only that, Sang Biao teleported in, sword and baton united, striking three rapid blows in one second, stabbing through the male invader’s chest.
The confident guy was killed instantly on first contact, slowly collapsing.
But Xu Bei didn’t even glance at him, his focus entirely on his teammate.
He finally realized Sang Biao’s technique was a focused thrusting sword style.
Although she held a baton, as long as she could stab and deal damage, it didn’t matter.
Only one female reporter without the will to fight remained; she was filming videos at the door.
These two invaders were just tourists—also streamers with no real skills—lucky to be matched with a popular streamer.
This was called “riding on hot traffic” in the streaming community.