“Hey, hey, Li Muqun, you say my plan is reckless, but you’re the one who’s bolder.”
“Letting that brat act alone—aren’t you really afraid something might go wrong?”
“Trust in people without doubt, and doubt those you don’t trust. Don’t worry, as long as she doesn’t do anything stupid, even if someone notices something unusual, she’ll just play the fool and get away with it.”
On the tender grass, a figure sped by, the rushing wind bending the young blades beneath.
This figure was dragged through the air by a faint blue aura, carrying on his back an unconscious girl in a pink dress.
She muttered softly to herself, and only by getting closer could one realize she was speaking to the blue aura swirling around her.
“Forget that brat for now. What do we do with this woman? If we keep carrying her, it’ll be troublesome when she wakes up.”
“Why don’t we just deal with her now?” Li Muqun, flying alongside Zuo Qiu Li, freed one hand and made a throat-slitting gesture.
“Woc, you’re ruthless now, huh?” Zuo Qiu Li teased, “Want to do it before or after? She’s still young and her cultivation’s low—let you have some fun playing big boss driving a little car.”
“Get lost! What nonsense are you talking about?” Li Muqun righteously refused, “I’m a gentleman. I would never stoop to such base acts.”
“I mean, we find a dark cave, slit her throat, crush her vocal cords so she can’t scream, then disable her tendons so she can’t move, seal her five senses and throw her in there.”
“Those with kindness will believe the heavens won’t let wild wolves or bears slowly devour her. Once the matter is settled, someone bored enough will wander into that dark, damp, silent cave—where only breathing and dripping water can be heard—and find her, bound and sealed, then rescue her.”
“See? That’s mercy—we’re leaving her a chance at life.”
His tone was so calm, as if recounting an everyday event like eating or drinking.
But that casual tone made the girl on his back—who had quietly awakened but pretended to be unconscious to find a chance to escape—shiver all over.
To speak of such horrific plans so nonchalantly—
A seasoned offender!
Definitely an experienced, cunning criminal!
The thought of being trapped in a dark cave, unable to speak or move, with all senses sealed off, enduring loneliness and despair while clinging to a faint hope—
Luozhilan couldn’t help but shudder.
Terrifying beyond words!
Yet amid the chills, another feeling surged in her heart.
Hard to describe and without clear cause. The last time it appeared was when she was five years old, caught stealing an Immortal Pill and punished by the Palace Master with the ruler.
That night, clutching her swollen, aching bottom, Luozhilan felt something stir within.
She thought it was hope for freedom, a yearning for rebellion.
But only now did she vaguely realize she had been mistaken.
Clearly, she was about to be brutally punished.
So why—why did she feel a trace of anticipation?
With her eyes closed, Luozhilan’s cheeks flushed. Though still young and undeveloped, her slender, straight jade legs involuntarily brushed together.
Reason told her this feeling should not exist, could not exist, but it appeared anyway.
No matter how much she denied or resisted, it clung stubbornly like a bone-eating maggot, whispering softly, caressing silently.
She couldn’t hold it in any longer!
Feeling the girl’s trembling on his back, Li Muqun was filled with pride.
Haha, scared now, aren’t you?
Not in vain did I meticulously select those torturous scenes from past life novels to scare a pure and innocent beauty like you!
In fact, Zuo Qiu Li, as the soul body, had already noticed the young Luozhilan on Li Muqun’s back was faking unconsciousness.
The two had secretly conspired through mind speech to stage a “catch and release” act, a tactic to frighten young Luozhilan and extract some information from her.
According to Zuo Qiu Li’s theory, when someone falls into extreme panic, they unconsciously reveal what they desire most deep inside.
Now seeing the plan work, the two hurriedly pressed their advantage, flying forward while continuously discussing the “handling” of Luozhilan in increasingly twisted and perverse ways: whipping, burning with candles, pricking with silver needles.
Eventually, this insidious intimidation turned into a competition of taboo knowledge.
Meanwhile, the girl on Li Muqun’s back trembled more and more violently.
No doubt, the final blow was near!
Li Muqun took a deep breath and slowly said to the blue aura beneath him, “Left Daoist Friend, I’ve thought of a very fitting way to handle her!”
“Very fitting?” Zuo Qiu Li paused in surprise.
“That’s right.” Li Muqun nodded, raising his voice as if worried no one would hear:
“The fairy on my back is extraordinarily beautiful, peerless and young, with remarkable cultivation—truly enviable.”
“What if we strip her of her cultivation, ruin her beauty, and let this fairy fall into the mortal world? Forced to live like an ordinary peasant woman, struggling daily in the fields, toiling ceaselessly just for food and warmth!”
Stripped of cultivation, beauty destroyed, fallen into the mortal world, struggling to survive.
Gasp! Terrifying!
Even knowing Li Muqun was just trying to scare her, Zuo Qiu Li couldn’t help but shudder.
For cultivators like them, born extraordinary, such a life was a nightmare—worse than hell itself.
“Li Muqun, you’re so cruel!”
“The ancients said, no poison, no man!”
Li Muqun said proudly, when suddenly, a faint whimper came from behind him, followed by the sound of flowing water. He felt a warm wetness trickle down his back.
?
Li Muqun blinked, then realized.
Did she just pee herself from fear?
He felt both disgusted and triumphant.
Though everything in the Memory World was an illusion conjured by spiritual power, just imagining this made him queasy!
But since she’d wet herself, it must mean she was truly in extreme panic, as Zuo Qiu Li predicted.
Heh heh, Luozhilan, I’m going to record this embarrassing moment forever and use it to torment you for life!
His pride overcoming his discomfort, he quickly thought, “Hurry, Zuo Qiu Li, young Luozhilan can’t hold on anymore—she just wet her pants!”
“Wet her pants?” Zuo Qiu Li’s mind voice carried some doubt. “I don’t see it.”
“Isn’t it all over my back? How could I not?” Li Muqun urged, “Quick, record this. When we get out, I’m going to blackmail Luozhilan with this!”
With that, he lifted the young Luozhilan in front of him, a sinister smile playing on his lips as he threatened:
“Miss Luozhilan, you heard all those ways we said we’d ‘handle’ you, right? Tell me, which method do you like best?”
But the girl’s cheeks flushed even deeper, her eyes misted over, showing no sign of fear—instead, there was something like… enjoyment?
Shyly, she answered Li Muqun’s threat:
“You, you scoundrel, is that all you can do? Can’t you try… try them all?”
Huh?
Try them all?
Li Muqun froze, then shouted in his heart:
WOC!
There’s a masochist here!
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