“Dong dong dong!”
Arriving at Xu Liya’s doorstep, the little loli beside me gently knocked on the door.
Soon, hurried footsteps came from inside, followed by… an extremely mocking remark!
“I clearly can’t see anyone through the peephole. Was I just hearing things?”
Damn it, I forgot that our current height means we’re standing below the peephole’s view.
“It’s us, you dummy!”
I took a few steps back so Xu Liya could see me.
After confirming it was the two of us, Xu Liya gently opened the door, looking at me and the silly loli outside.
“Two little cuties, what brings you here?”
The silly loli gently grabbed Xu Liya’s sleeve, looking at her with pitiful, pleading eyes.
“I… I want to mooch some food, is… is that okay?”
“But didn’t you both just reject my invitation earlier? That made me so sad. Now you just show up, doesn’t that make me lose face?”
Although her words sounded like a rejection, what was with that slight smirk on her face?
That smile doesn’t seem right.
I have a hunch—this woman is definitely a loli-con! We need to be extra careful!
“If that’s the case, then we’ll just go eat out.”
Saying that, I grabbed the white-haired little loli’s arm, ready to leave.
“Hey, wait! Actually, if you just beg me a little, that’ll do!”
“Ignore her, let’s go.”
As if!
I, Gui Ye, who has fought through countless battles, would never bow down for a few scraps of food!
But the little loli beside me held me back, gesturing for me to lean in so she could whisper to me.
“But, such a pretty big sister, I really want to stay and mooch some food. She’s so pretty!”
Damn it, even after turning into a little loli, you’re still so lewd!
A lewd loli like you could easily be tricked by some big sister into starring in weird films!
“Let me tell you, this woman is a loli-con.”
Judging by her seductive demeanor and that weird smile, Xu Liya is probably a repeat offender.
“You’re lying! How could such a pretty big sister be a loli-con?”
“I’m telling you, if you go along with this, after you finish eating and wake up, you’ll find yourself in her bed.”
“Eat my fill and end up in bed with a big sister? That sounds great!”
Hearing my words, not only did the little loli not give up, but she became even more eager to mooch food.
She turned her little head and pleaded with Xu Liya, “I want to mooch food, please, big sister~”
It’s definitely the silly loli, no doubt about it!
I’m now curious how she managed to wander abroad without getting kidnapped by weirdos.
How could she fall for such an obvious trap!
And she even called her “big sister”!
She’s such an old loli, so shameless!
“Then come on in.”
Xu Liya, who had been teasing us, didn’t keep up the act and immediately opened the door, gesturing for the little loli to come inside.
“What about you, Gui Ye? Not gonna beg me?”
“Hmph! Who… who would beg you? I’m not mooching food at your place! I absolutely won’t…”
Gurgle~
Just as I was about to refuse with full bravado, my traitorous stomach let out a protesting growl at the worst possible moment.
All my momentum vanished in an instant.
I stood there dumbfounded, awkwardly looking at Xu Liya.
Xu Liya didn’t say anything right away, just looked at me with a beaming smile.
Arghhhh!
Why does this always happen at times like this!
Damn it!
“Fine… fine, I’ll stay this time. Hmph!”
I’m only staying because I’m worried about that silly loli.
With how dumb she is, if I left, she’d probably get eaten up by Xu Liya, who’s highly suspected of being a loli-con.
That’s the only reason I’m staying.
…
After mooching dinner at Xu Liya’s place, although Xu Liya wanted us to stay longer and the silly loli even agreed, I firmly opposed it and successfully dragged the silly loli back home.
“Wah~ Why couldn’t we stay?!”
The little loli protested as I dragged her along.
“Why would we stay?”
“Isn’t that pretty big sister really nice? We could’ve stayed to chat or have some tea…”
“Tea? What tea? She’d drink your— cough cough—anyway, if we stayed any longer, something weird would definitely happen.”
She’s dumb, lewd, and has no sense of caution.
A loli like that, let alone Xu Liya, even I…
Ah!
No, no, no! Gui Ye, what are you thinking!
She’s your dad!
Realizing my thoughts were veering into strange territory, I decided to take a bath to cool off.
“You play some games on the bed for a bit. I’m going to take a bath.”
After preparing clothes to change into, I headed to the bathroom.
The little loli, kneeling on the bed and focused on her game, just gave a soft “mm” in response.
Well, though she’s dumb and lewd, she does look pretty cute.
…
“Ye Ye, are you done yet?”
I was still in the bathroom taking a bath when a childish voice came from outside, tinged with urgency.
“Oh, almost done. Do you need to use the bathroom? Is it urgent?”
“Y-Yeah… hurry… it’s… it’s gonna come out.”
The little loli’s tone grew more frantic, but since a girl’s skin is more delicate and sensitive than a boy’s, I could only wash slowly.
At this rate, it’d take a few more minutes, so I decided to unlock the bathroom door’s latch so she could use the toilet first.
“The latch is open. Come in and take care of it.”
“Huh? R-Really? Looking at your daughter’s body like that…”
“Just hurry up, dummy, don’t pee outside!”
I urged her impatiently. Honestly, she’s such a lewd loli, and she’s hesitating at a time like this?
After hearing my urging, the little loli rushed in.
But she was in such a hurry, and with water on the floor…
She slipped, losing her balance.
She grabbed onto me to steady herself, but that caused me to lose my balance.
Both of us fell to the floor, with her landing on top of me!
And so, two white-haired lolis ended up stacked together, one naked, the other soaked through.
I could feel the soft texture of her wet clothes against my skin.
The faint milky scent from her filled my nose, and since we were so close, I could even feel her heavy breathing.
But at that moment, a trickling sound came from below, followed by a warm, wet sensation on my thigh.
My brain shut down from the embarrassment.
After the sound stopped, the little loli on top of me lifted her head, her face bright red, and looked at me.
“S-Sorry… I… I think I leaked.”
After her words, my frozen brain finally processed what had happened.
“AAAAHHH! You stupid, perverted, clumsy, green-tea lewd loli!!!!”
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