Funny Outfit?
Ji Shiyu carefully slipped it on, feeling the tight fit around her chest, waist, and hips—clinging snugly to her body’s curves. It was a bodysuit, after all.
“Master’s tastes are so weird. And why do we have to change clothes just to go find him? Shouldn’t that kind of thing be done secretly indoors?”
The Little Yellow Hair muttered to herself, then suddenly thought of something, and her face turned bright red in an instant.
Could it be… an Outdoor Battle!?
Or maybe being out in the open world helps one better grasp the mysteries of the Great Dao?
“That’s no good, you know. This is my first time. Does it have to be this exciting?”
Ji Shiyu lacked key common sense, but she sure knew a lot.
She shuffled out the door hesitantly, thoughts stampeding through her little head, nervous yet expectant.
But the moment she stepped out, she was grabbed by the collar and dragged off by some figure in black. That person moved with swift strides, like a bird soaring through the sky, sweeping past the Jade Tower’s lighthouse range and vanishing into the darkness.
“Don’t scream. It’s me. If someone sees us, that’d be bad.”
Yun Liu reminded her just in time, pressing a Mask onto the Silly Girl’s face, both of them clad in identical black Night Travel Clothes to avoid recognition.
“Where are we going…”
“Naturally, to do something bad. You just ate, so it’s the perfect time to exercise and help you digest.”
“What kind of exercise?”
Ji Shiyu’s face flushed red. Meaning… an Appointment?
No, a Run Date!
Fully covered, pitch-black, only her curves hinting she was a woman—how was any of this linked to seduction?
She looked down again, and the heavenly-damaged young girl was left speechless, her entire body wrapped up tight. Wasn’t this just seeing nothing at all? Was her figure really that embarrassing? Anything remotely alluring had to be hidden away!
“Stay close to me later. Be careful, and remember to tuck that yellow hair away. You don’t want to be recognized, do you?”
“?”
What did that mean? Were they going to do something embarrassing in broad daylight in front of everyone?
There’s an Exhibitionist here, Mom!
Ji Shiyu shrank her head, shaking it desperately, struggling to clutch her Cape tightly, only for Yun Liu to scoop up her legs in one motion, locking her firmly in a Princess Carry.
“Wah, Master… you pervert!”
So this was the Adult World? It’s terrifying. I don’t want to be a Bad Girl anymore. Is it too late to hit the brakes?
Ao Tian, where are you? I forgive you now. Save me! Master’s gone crazy!
Though he had no idea what highway her wild imagination had zoomed down, Yun Liu wasn’t about to pass up the chance to tease his silly daughter, chuckling slyly.
“Scared already? Who was it that said she wanted to be a Bad Child?”
“Who—who said I’m scared!”
Ji Shiyu gritted her teeth. She could never stand being goaded, so she threw caution to the wind, wrapping her arms around Yun Liu’s neck, her delicate body trembling.
“A married daughter is like water thrown out—today I’m getting in that Pig Basket no matter what. You can’t scare me!”
Yun Liu blinked, not understanding a word, yet he could feel the lovely flutter in the girl’s heart, as if she were conveying some hidden sincerity in her own clumsy, comical way. His heartbeat quickened along with hers.
Carrying the Little Yellow Hair’s strange metaphor, the two slipped quietly out of Qiongxiao Palace, gradually entering the Dark Sea Area.
Driven by the Sea Tide, a White Light raced through the murky waters, completely unaffected by the raging currents and undercurrents, as if Divine Sense were entirely unhindered by the Great Whirlpool.
Ji Shiyu’s mouth hung open, her eyes wide with shock. Though she couldn’t see a thing, she could feel the incredible speed.
She was wrapped in a powerful surge of Spiritual energy, warm and cozy, and she could personally feel just how strong her Master was.
They were both Golden Cores, yet her Master had no Five Elements Spell boosting him—he swam as fast as a Sea Demon purely on raw physique and strength alone!
Was this even human?
Whoosh!
Before long, the two passed through the Sea-Rejecting Formation and landed on the Beach amid the foam.
Ji Shiyu froze for a moment. What greeted her eyes was a stretch of Shipwreck Ruins, with the Shanhai Pavilion Pagoda standing out clearly.
“Aren’t you getting down?”
Yun Liu’s tone was teasing, his voice already shifting into that of a Hoarse Old Man.
“Ah? Oh!”
The girl pouted, reluctant to let go, and jumped down from his arms.
Why did they get here so fast? She hadn’t even savored it yet. This was Master’s first Princess Carry.
A moment that should have been memorable…
“Alright then, let’s go all out and get to work!”
Yun Liu cracked his knuckles, grinning wickedly. That table of Cooking Buffs wasn’t added for nothing.
Even without Ji Shiyu’s interruption, he’d planned to head out tonight anyway. With the Five Islands’ masters visiting Qiongxiao Palace, Shipwreck Bay was at its most vulnerable.
How could he let that Ghost Father collude with the Evil Spirit Port’s Demonic Cultivators so easily and stir up trouble at the Sea Market?
“A-all out!? With Senior Sister? With Aunt Master?”
She stammered, “Wh-wh-what are we doing back in Shipwreck Bay?”
Yun Liu shook his head and reached out, asking in return, “I remember you still have a lot of Jade God Oil on you, right?”
Who would’ve thought that stuff that had gotten him screwed over by that Oily Boy the first time would come in handy again one day.
In an instant, the two seemed to return to the Small Pharmacy in Mist City at the Pavilion of Peaks and Forests.
Ji Shiyu blinked, the corner of her mouth twitching. She had a bad feeling about this.
“I—I don’t have it. It’s with Ao Tian.”
The Little Yellow Hair lowered her head guiltily, hiding her hands behind her back.
“Oh? Seems like Shiyu really is a Bad Child after all. You’ve learned to lie. That calls for proper punishment.”
Yun Liu curled his lip, gently tilting Ji Shiyu’s chin up. He could tell at a glance whether his silly daughter was telling the truth.
Watching the trembling girl before him, he couldn’t resist teasing, “Are you going to hand it over nicely yourself, or should I strip you down and find it myself?”
“No!”
Ji Shiyu yelped, frantically pulling out the “Love Token” she’d kept at the bottom of her Fangcun Object. Keeping such a creepy thing around was already mortifying enough.
“I-it’s all here! Do whatever you want. Come on!”
The Little Yellow Hair stomped her foot, then squeezed her eyes shut and lay flat on the ground in a big X shape, like a Heroic Martyr going to her death, quietly awaiting her Master’s Stick Education.
Snow Sprout Immortal Aunt had said that men were born wicked, carrying a special Spiritual Root meant specifically for poking girls with.
Once you got “injected” by that thing, your life was over. Unless you got Married, there was no fixing it. So you had to be careful out there!
But in her heart, Ji Shiyu was absolutely willing. Absolutely.
Yet Yun Liu just chuckled and made no further move. He sat cross-legged on the spot, pulled out two small bottles, mixed them with Jade God Oil, and started concocting some Secret Recipe.
Was this a Self-Inflicted Trap?
Ji Shiyu peeked open one eye, still lost in wild thoughts, then slowly crawled over at the sight. Her curious little head had just leaned over the bottle’s mouth when Yun Liu flicked her away with a finger.
“Mmph, what are you doing?”
“Battle Preparation.”
Yun Liu muttered to himself, “Euphoria Smoke, Carefree Powder, Huan Yin Decoction, plus Jade God Oil, all mixed and refined together.”
Even at a time like this, Master still had the mood to play Teacher-Student Play?
Ji Shiyu nodded, silently memorizing the Pill Recipe, puzzled.
“The names sound pretty nice. What is it? Does it taste good?”
“You’ll find out soon enough.”
Yun Liu swirled the refined essence, smiling.
“Didn’t you want to be a Bad Child? This is something only adults can learn—the Hehuan Sect’s private recipe for exclusive use. With Euphoria Smoke, everyone below Nascent Soul is equal. I don’t teach this to just anyone.”