It feels so comfortable, meow.
Even though I’m already home from work, my whole body still feels so relaxed.
The sweet sensation continues to flood through me, lingering for a long time.
Is Yin Yihong’s massage technique really that amazing?
The aftereffects are so intense that my brain still feels light and floaty even now.
Is a girl’s body really this incredible?
Even a massage feels this good.
Back when I was a boy, I never experienced anything like this.
It’s almost evening now, and the faint sunset has painted the western sky of the city red.
The daytime heat still hasn’t cooled off.
Looking at the scenery around me, it feels so familiar yet somehow unfamiliar.
It’s the same view I often see, but because I’ve become smaller, everything looks so much bigger.
As I was lost in thought, I noticed the sky was about to turn dark.
In my current state, staying out too late feels like it could be dangerous.
I’d better hurry home.
I quickened my pace, but when I reached the floor below my apartment, I heard a series of soft, cute snoring sounds coming from upstairs.
The voice sounded tender and adorable.
Huh?
Could there be a girl asleep at my doorstep?
With that thought, I hurried upstairs.
As expected, a delicate and adorable white-haired little loli was leaning against my door, fast asleep.
She was wearing a white polka-dot frilly dress, and her white stockings were dusted with dirt from the floor, as if she had stepped straight out of a 2D world.
She was slumped against the corner of the wall, her cascading white hair also picking up some dust from the floor.
I quickly stepped forward and gently shook her cute little head to wake her up.
“Little miss, why are you sleeping in front of my door?”
I kept my voice as soft as possible, afraid of startling the girl in front of me.
Under my gentle call, the little loli slowly woke up.
She rubbed her eyes with her soft little hands and looked up at me groggily.
“Mmm~ Yeye?”
Yeye?
Did she just call me that?
While some people do call me that, I was more convinced that this little loli had mistaken me for someone else—someone she also called Yeye—since I had no memory of her.
Without dwelling on what she’d said, I gently helped her up and softly said, “Where’s your home? I’ll take you back.”
I meant to be kind and send her home, but the little loli immediately panicked upon hearing this.
“Eh?! No way! I don’t want to go back and stay with that perverted old hag! Yeye, please don’t make me go back!”
As she spoke, she lifted her head, biting her bright red lips.
Her translucent red eyes shimmered with tears, as if she might cry at any moment.
Though I didn’t fully understand why this little one would say that, her pitiful appearance made it impossible for me to send her back like that.
“Don’t cry, don’t cry. Let’s not go home for now. Come inside first.”
I comforted the little one, opened the door, and decided to let her rest at my place for a bit before figuring out how to get her home.
After all, despite looking about the same age as her, I’m actually a 25-year-old adult man inside!
I don’t want her parents showing up and accusing me of something that could land me in jail for three years—or worse!
Seeing me gesture for her to come in, the little loli immediately dropped her pitiful act, flashing a cute smile with dimples tinged faintly red.
“Hehe, I knew it! My Yeye is the best!”
Darn it, so… so cute!
My nose is going to bleed!
The little loli happily walked into my rented apartment, looked around, and immediately started rolling around on my bed as if she owned the place.
Does this little loli love rolling on beds that much?
Ahem… I guess I’m a loli now too, darn it!
Though it annoyed me to see someone messing with my stuff, I calmly sat on the edge of the bed and, in a gentle tone, tried to figure out how to get her home.
“Little miss, how about you tell me your parents’ phone number? I can call them or take you back.”
But upon hearing this, the little loli immediately stopped, looking at me with a confused expression.
“Huh? What do you mean, ‘little miss’? I’m your adorable dad! Have you been hanging out with those weird women so much that you forgot what your own dad looks like?”
“What the heck? You… white-haired little loli… are my dad?” Her words left me completely dumbfounded.
What’s with kids these days?
You’re my dad?
I might as well be your grandpa!
“Yup! Have you forgotten? Do I need to bring up your elementary school masterpiece, My Mom? ‘My mom has an oval-shaped head, a tiny nose like a nail…’”
“No, no, no! I get it! Please don’t recite it!”
Combining the fact that she knew about that and the absurd reality that I’ve turned into a loli, I was starting to believe this white-haired loli might actually be my dad.
I have no idea why my deadbeat dad in this world is such an adorable little loli, but the vibe is definitely right.
As for My Mom… ugh, it’s an essay I wrote in elementary school.
Total dark history!
Oval-shaped head, nail-like nose…
If my students ever found out their language teacher wrote that, I’d die on the spot.
“Hehe, don’t talk to your dad in such a weird way next time. You’re only slightly taller than me, and you have the nerve to call me a kid?”
With that, the little loli sat next to me on the bed, puffing out her chest smugly.
“Oh? Then stand up.”
“What for?”
Though confused, the white-haired loli obediently stood up.
I stood up too and compared our heights…
“Half a head taller than you, silly loli!”
“Wah! Yeye’s bullying me! Stupid Yeye only knows how to bully her own dad!”
With that, the white-haired loli started rolling on my bed again.
You’d better not tell anyone outside that you’re my dad, or I’ll die of embarrassment!
I’ve never seen such a shameless loli.
“Wanna bet I can bully you in an even worse way?”
Looking at my embarrassing dad on the bed, I gave a “kind” smile.
The rolling loli stopped again, staring at me blankly and asking, “What’s that?”
Gotcha, silly loli.
Confirmed: dumber than me.
First time I’ve seen a loli this dumb.
“I think a silly dad like you should just be thrown out. A cute and dumb loli like you would definitely attract plenty of creepy uncles.”
As I spoke, I started dragging the little loli toward the door.
“Wah! Don’t throw me out!”