“Damn it! How is this possible? How could I be taken down by something like this…”
Sea King Sister was washed over to the other side of the lake, her hair disheveled, teeth clenched as she cursed angrily.
At the same time, the sour, tingling sensation on her backside flushed her cheeks crimson.
She didn’t dare look back—she simply couldn’t bear the humiliation!
But not looking back wasn’t an option either.
She couldn’t just leave that Rookie Sword stuck where it was, could she?
Yet, when Sea King Sister finally turned her head, all she saw behind her was the Rookie Sword swaying, and that relentless Tang Monk Girl, accompanied by her own traditional-style DJ music.
“MAN!” Li Xunsi immediately landed a powerful elbow strike on Sea King Sister’s back, draining the last of her Black Brain value.
“Ah!” Sea King Sister screamed miserably, her whole body twitching like it had been electrocuted.
Her block was completely depleted, leaving her frozen in place, unable to move or resist.
“Hehe.” Li Xunsi’s face twisted into a cunning grin as she crouched down and grabbed the hilt of the Rookie Sword, ready to slowly torment her enemy.
It was like grasping Sea King Sister’s vital point—she dared not move, especially her lower body, which was completely stiffened.
“What do you want to do… don’t you dare mess around…”
Sea King Sister’s face drained of color as she stared at Li Xunsi’s hand, her voice trembling.
“What I want to do? You should know best.”
Li Xunsi gently pushed forward, making Sea King Sister shudder all over, her face full of humiliation.
She bit her lip hard and refused to make a sound, trying to crawl away.
But Li Xunsi pounced like a rabid dog, pinning Sea King Sister to the ground, pressing her entire weight against her back, while still holding tightly onto the Rookie Sword, controlling her enemy’s vital point.
“Trying to run? Fine, that’s exactly what I want. I’m scared of you not running away. If you don’t run, I won’t have enough fun.”
Li Xunsi’s grin was wickedly perverse as her fingers began to twist the sword’s hilt with a bizarre technique—part dark energy, part domineering force, wielded with masterful skill.
It was like mixing cement—combining sand and water perfectly, reaching a flawless unity.
“Hmm… hmm…” The battle-hardened Sea King Sister was dazed by the movement, but she gritted her teeth, refusing to even let out a faint sound.
“Hehe, I can play with you for dozens of rounds,” Li Xunsi chuckled first, her expression slowly brightening, the corners of her mouth curling into a pleased smile.
Using an item was different from just stabbing with a sword finger.
The latter relied on pure strength and explosive power; the former required finesse.
For the user, finesse was definitely more interesting than simple brute force.
Li Xunsi preferred using items.
After all, her Great Steel Finger Technique was a one-hit kill—no emotional value, only a momentary thrill.
“Hehehe.” Now, with the process bringing full enjoyment, Li Xunsi was high, letting out bursts of strange laughter.
“Stop… enough… show me some mercy…” Sea King Sister’s toes curled tightly, and her mouth twitched as she weakly reached out, trying to surrender.
“Wishful thinking. A cocky little iron plate like you is destined to be eaten by me.” Her pitiful begging was laughable, only making Li Xunsi’s fingers spin faster, refusing to let go and even increasing the pressure.
Thus, the twisting fingers continued for several rounds.
Sea King Sister lay on the ground, legs straight, crying with tears streaming down, knees trembling like a newborn fawn—her previous arrogance completely gone.
Moreover, her sensitive belly was thoroughly stirred up.
After lying there for a while, her body gradually dissolved into particles of light and vanished, forcibly logging her out.
To revive and log in again, she’d have to pay the entrance fee once more.
“Black Brain, Stamina Value—it really is a great system.”
Li Xunsi pulled out the Rookie Sword and stood up, first delivering a sharp comment, then dramatically flicking the sword to shake off the droplets—no heroic sword withdrawal motion could be skipped.
The Black Brain and Stamina Values allowed her to leisurely toy with Customers, unlike before when she had to kill them instantly with her powerful Steel Finger.
This way, Customers could fully enjoy the pleasures of the virtual game.
Li Xunsi glanced toward the other side of the lake.
Her joyful expression instantly vanished, replaced by an icy coldness.
She slung her Sword Case onto her back, switched off the speakers, and crossed to the other side of the lake.
“Sorry, sorry, please don’t hit us.”
“Ma’am, we were wrong, really wrong.”
“We were forced into it, we didn’t want to do it.”
“If the chicken stabbed us, we’ll deduct money—we have families to support. Please don’t stab us.”
The Fairy Sisters looked at Li Xunsi as if she were some kind of monster.
One by one, they crawled over to beg, directly licking Li Xunsi’s toes.
“We’re all on the same side. I won’t blame you, but if you keep licking, it’ll cost extra. Let’s go.”
Li Xunsi shot them a cold glance.
“Yes, yes, we’re leaving, we’re leaving.” The Fairy Sisters thanked her repeatedly, huddling together as they left.
But though they said they were leaving, they didn’t go far, instead hiding in the bamboo forest to watch the show.
“Little Li…” Aiya, slumped on the ground, saw Li Xunsi staying to fight and rescue her this time.
She was so moved that her nose ran.
But Li Xunsi ignored her and went to the other silver-haired female Customer, helping her up.
“Customer, are you okay?” Li Xunsi’s voice softened; she was so gentle.
Aiya heard that and immediately got annoyed, not sure where the strength came from.
She straightened up in an instant, fully revived, her cheeks puffed out in jealousy and displeasure.
“I’m fine, thank you,” the silver-haired girl muttered shyly.
“?” Li Xunsi frowned, feeling this voice was strangely familiar, as if she had heard it somewhere before.
“You? Could it be…” The silver-haired girl suddenly stiffened all over because she was the first to recognize Li Xunsi.
It had been explained before that logging into the Private Server of the Queen of All Women required a 100% real-person scan, and player avatars were 95% similar to their real-life selves.
This created a strange situation: people who knew each other in reality might recognize one another inside the Private Server.
This silver-haired girl was her classmate, none other than the campus beauty, An Classmate.
At first, Li Xunsi hadn’t recognized her immediately because An Classmate’s bangs were a bit long, and her hairstyle and aura were completely different in-game—only after getting close to her face could Li Xunsi barely make her out.
“Li…” The silver-haired girl was sweating in fear.
“Shh.” Li Xunsi’s scalp tingled as she covered the girl’s mouth to keep her quiet.
An Classmate tacitly understood, saying no more—after all, it was better not to discuss real-life matters inside the Private Server, though this was a bit like burying one’s head in the sand, since in reality, they’d still have to face each other.
The two stood there awkwardly, staring at each other, speechless.
If there’s anything more awkward than anything else in the world?
It’s when your real-life archenemy matches with you on a Dating App.