Yun Liu didn’t dare approach the Lord of Yaoguang Star. That old loli was nicknamed “Magnetic Fallen Immortal” and was the first generation leader who was obsessed with beautiful girls. Any man who fell into her hands would be in for a disaster. No one knew how many handsome young men of Star Isle she had ruined, all of them trained into crossdressing masters.
“I’m telling you, you should stay far away from her. Don’t be fooled by her harmless appearance. She’s only a few hundred years younger than me, but she’s full of tricks, that weird loli who often uses lollipops to trick other people’s innocent daughters!”
“O-okay.”
Soon, Yun Liu realized something was wrong. The person he should be guarding against right now was not someone else!
Ji Xingshu pulled the young man into the room, skillfully locked the door, and drew the curtains. Her affectionate gaze was terrifying.
“You’ve been busy all day, you must be starving. How about coming in first to eat something? I brought quite a lot of Stellar Palace Spirit Meal this time. Shiyu used to love it. Let me heat it up a bit.”
“I came to discuss something important with you. I’ll leave as soon as I’m done.”
Yun Liu shook his head frantically, terrified that Ji Xingshu’s next words would be “Eat first or eat me first?” Heaven knows if there was something like ginseng and tiger penis soup in there.
‘Still talking about others. Would I dare eat what you give me?’
He was up to his neck in debt right now, and was very wary of weird aunties. He couldn’t fall for it again easily.
“What could be more important than eating? Look, it’s already so late. After we eat, we can talk while bathing together, to make up for all these years this palace has neglected you.”
“We? How did you get into character! Madam, calm down! I have my own room!”
“Is there any problem with family loving each other?”
Having said that, Ji Xingshu silently chanted a true technique, setting up a barrier. In an instant, starlight sealed the entire courtyard.
“Silly child, mine is yours. Eh, what are you running for?”
His bloodline receded, Yun Liu was so scared his skin almost fell off. He no longer dared to hesitate. He grabbed the yellow chicken and used it as a protective talisman in front of him.
“Ao Tian, save me!”
If this continued, someone would die. He didn’t want Ji Xingshu to one day show up pregnant to see Shiyu and lecture her:
“Don’t talk to your Uncle Yun like that!”
Father had never wished so much for his good daughter to be by his side right now, to make Big Yellow Hair behave a little.
“Wait, wait, Little Ji. Don’t you want to ask where Shiyu is first?”
Ao Tian rolled his eyes.
“Mother and daughter are exactly alike. The moment they see Mister, they forget everything!”
“Oh, right. How is Shiyu?”
Ji Xingshu coughed once, tidied her hair, and regained her dignified and virtuous appearance. She watched with interest as the white-robed youth returned to his normal self.
“Look how scared you are. This is much more pleasant to look at…”
“She’s fine. Barring any accidents, she will soon form a Golden Core. I’ve already prepared the Heavenly Condensed Golden Pill.”
Yun Liu kept a certain distance, trying to divert her attention. Compared to Little Yellow Hair’s well-hidden crush, Big Yellow Hair’s strong aggressiveness was even more terrifying, the overwhelming kind.
“I am very relieved to leave my daughter in Mister’s hands. I really don’t know how to repay you.”
Ji Xingshu moved a step to the left, and Yun Liu shifted a step to the right. Like the King of Qin circling a pillar, they played hide-and-seek.
“No, no, no. This is my duty. A teacher is one who transmits the Way, imparts knowledge, and resolves doubts. Don’t you want to know how much Shiyu has improved recently?”
“I do, I really do! Please, Mister, tell me in detail. But my ears aren’t so good. Would you mind coming closer?”
Ji Xingshu simply turned into a stellar body, directly passing through the pillar and grasping Yun Liu’s hand. Her sparkling Starmoon Eyes were exceptionally bright; one could easily get lost in them if not careful.
“It’s not convenient to talk like this. Let’s go to the bed and chat about Shiyu’s recent situation in detail. I don’t want to miss a single moment of my daughter’s growth.”
“Misunderstanding! It’s a misunderstanding!”
What you don’t want to miss is probably every piece of Mister’s clothing.
Ao Tian sighed. He had done his best. The silly bird was useless. Soon, Yun Liu was carried onto the soft couch by “Mother.” Long and slender fingers grabbed a piece of Purple Fragrant Cake and brought it to his mouth—Shiyu’s favorite snack.
At a distance where their breaths could be smelled, the two lay on their sides like that, whispering and gazing at each other, breathing in the fresh scent of her body. Yun Liu’s embarrassed red face seemed to make Madam even more excited.
After struggling to no avail, it ended up like this in the end… Every time Yun Liu tried to look away, a finger would turn his head back, while she said “I can’t hear you” and pressured him into the corner of the bed.
‘Too close!’
Eye contact is the spiritual kiss of mortals without lust. Madam was too good at flirting.
“I see. So the Hazy Sakura Shrine is actually a place that harbors evil. We don’t need such filthy things.”
Yun Liu sighed in relief. It was best that Ji Xingshu wasn’t interested. If they became enemies, they would have no choice but to turn back.
“Not entirely. The Divine Tree is a celestial seed that fell from the Upper Realm. It is not a bloodthirsty evil tree itself. It’s just that Yushen Longyi doesn’t know the true method of nurturing Fortune Fruits. As long as we eliminate the Yinglong, I have a way to cultivate a real Fortune Fruit for Shiyu, and it won’t harm those children.”
As she spoke, she gave him a kiss on the cheek.
But the warmth and softness that reached his hand made him tremble again, and he sighed deeply. Yun Liu’s mind went blank, and he nearly succumbed. He hurriedly reached out with both hands to push Madam away.
“Darling… I knew my darling was the best!”
Ji Xingshu pursed her lips and smiled, then hugged Yun Liu tightly, finally finding her chance.
“Really?”
“Phew, how dangerous and magnificent!”
“S-s-sorry!”
“Hah, it seems a bit hot in here.”
Ji Xingshu was stunned for a moment, then lowered her head shyly, puffed out her chest, and with a snap of her fingers, her alluring body instantly changed into a semi-transparent gauze nightgown.
“This way, nothing should be in the way anymore, right?”
Yun Liu couldn’t take his eyes off her even more. He covered his nose and looked up at the ceiling, silently reciting the Heavenly Walk Heart Sutra to suppress the Minghuang Holy Body.
Ji Xingshu winked playfully, wrapped her arms around the young man’s arm, and snuggled into his embrace, but her tone became slightly more serious.
“Even an Incomplete Luck Fruit has considerable appeal to Lord Tianquan Star and the others. If you want to touch their cake, I’m afraid I can’t help. All these years, the Palace of the Heavenly Pivot Star has been supported by me alone. Our influence is actually far less than Tianquan Laoren’s. Of course, they don’t dare to provoke me either.”
“I didn’t expect that old scoundrel Longyi to be so cunning. We cannot openly oppose the Seven Stars of the High Heavens.”
“I will immediately summon three thousand guest elders and level the Divine Tree of Yingzhou!”
“However, if Mister were to command the Ji Clan of the High Heavens as the Patriarch—”
Ji Xingshu crooked her finger and gave a sly smile.
“You mustn’t, absolutely mustn’t.”
Yun Liu scratched his head awkwardly. After all this circling, they were back to this point. At this moment, Yun Liu suddenly thought of something.
“I have a good idea.”
Ji Xingshu quickly took the chance to press close to his face, her ear almost stuffed into Yun Liu’s mouth. Her red lips neared his neck, her breath as fragrant as orchid.
“Please, do tell, Mister.”