(Group Message) [Letter-kun: Image 1]
(Group Message) [Letter-kun: Image 1, Image 2]
Hua Hualong was startled.
He hadn’t used QQ in years—were QQ groups always this wild nowadays?
What he saw were three extremely pornographic anime images—things that definitely shouldn’t be shown were on full display.
By the laws of Huaxia (China), this should be illegal, right?
Even if not outright illegal, this definitely violated QQ’s group chat rules.
While condemning the two for their brazen behavior, he also right-clicked to save the images.
(Group Message) [ScreamingThroat: Image 1, Image 2, Image 3]
(Group Message) [ScreamingThroat: Image 1, Image 2]
One member seemed unwilling to be outdone and immediately posted five even more explicit images.
Was it really okay to be speeding (posting NSFW content) right after joining a group?
The two of them even started competing, as if offering up treasured collections they’d saved for years.
(Group Message) [Letter-kun: Image 1]
(Group Message) [Halloween Queen: Shameless. No decency.]
…
While others were busy “racing,” Hua Hualong had already calmed himself.
Compared to those blood-pumping images, the fact that he had mysteriously joined this QQ group was clearly more important.
There were 81 members in the group, with 55 currently online.
The group owner was someone named Shenzhu—and wasn’t even a QQ VIP!
He seemed completely oblivious to the NSFW content being posted.
Suddenly, a message from the group admin appeared.
(Group Message) [Shenzhu: (April 5, 2016 – Match 6, 14:30)]
(Group Message) [Member 1: LeftHandForFriendship]
(Group Message) [Member 2: sinAmaterasu]
(Group Message) [Member 3: BookletNa]
At the same moment, a voice—similar to Google Assistant—sounded directly in Hua Hualong’s head:
“Member BookletNa, please prepare for deployment. You will be transported to the battlefield in 30 minutes.”
It felt just like he was wearing headphones and listening in stereo, but he wasn’t wearing any—he was using speakers.
He was stunned—not only because the admin had called out his group nickname, but also because that voice defied all scientific explanation.
This nickname is cursed!
Though he still didn’t understand the situation, to avoid drawing attention, he immediately tried changing his nickname.
He typed in “Hyogo Kita” and hit confirm—but his name reverted back to BookletNa.
(Group Message) [Ice丶Ares: Amaterasu again? It’s only been three days and you’re picked again. You really are cursed.]
(Group Message) [Bandit King Meowpass: Anyone down for a LoL game? I’ve got 5 accounts.]
(Group Message) [Yuxin: Not playing.]
(Group Message) [sinAmaterasu: @Shenzhu I, Zhao Ritian, refuse to accept this! Why me again?
(Group Message) [Letter-kun: Image 1, Image 2]
(Group Message) [Ice丶Ares: Farewell, Chief. Goodbye, Chief.]
(Group Message) [piapiapia: What server are you playing on?]
(Group Message) [Wind of Remembrance: @sinAmaterasu Someone even more cursed than you—BookletNa got picked just one minute after joining!]
(Group Message) [Halloween Queen: No shame.]
(Group Message) [Ice丶Ares: 666666. Where’s Kirito? If we had Kirito we’d clear the dungeon without a scratch.]
(Group Message) [Letter-kun: @BookletNa I have your doujinshi.]
Hua Hualong had no idea what the group members were talking about.
His hands rested on the keyboard, but he couldn’t bring himself to type a single word.
He looked down at the clock—it was already 14:02.
Suddenly, QQ in the bottom-right corner started flashing.
It was a friend request.
The sender was one of the group members, username: Fortress Lieutenant Communications Officer.
After accepting the request, he waited.
A full minute passed before the person finally messaged him.
(Private Chat 1) [Fortress Lieutenant Communications Officer: Who invited you into the group?]
Hua Hualong typed a few words: “No one, I just…”
Then he deleted them all.
He suddenly realized what the question implied.
This QQ group was full of strange things—and even supernatural phenomena.
It was better to be cautious.
He decided to make a connection.
QQ groups let you see people’s last message time.
Many people liked to “lurk,” and that could be useful.
After searching, he found a good candidate: someone with a high online level and last activity on April 3rd—two days ago.
(Private Chat 1) [BookletNa: Hello, senior! I was introduced by Wildcat vs Rattlesnake.]
He deliberately used honorifics and made himself sound humble, hoping to gain the other person’s favor.
(Private Chat 1) [Fortress Lieutenant Communications Officer: Haha, no need to call me senior. I just joined a bit earlier.]
(Private Chat 1) [Fortress Lieutenant Communications Officer: What’s Cat-bro up to lately? Haven’t seen him in a while.]
(Private Chat 1) [Fortress Lieutenant Communications Officer: If there’s anything you’re confused about, feel free to ask me. Did Cat-bro tell you about me? We actually met once in real life.]
Crap! They know each other in real life!
Hua Hualong poked his own cheek with the index finger of his left hand as he began to think of a way to handle the situation.
(Private Chat 1) [BookletNa: Senior, I just happened to run into Cat-bro by chance, and he introduced me to the group.
He told me if there’s anything I don’t understand, I should ask people in the group—he said everyone here is really nice.]
After he sent the message, there was no reply.
The chat window showed the other person was typing, but no message was sent for a long time.
Two full minutes passed before suddenly another friend request popped up—from someone named Spirit of the Wind.
A quick look at the Hamster Squad QQ group confirmed that this person was indeed one of the members.
After accepting the request, the other party quickly sent the first message:
(Private Chat 2) [Spirit of the Wind: Listen to me! Trust me—go get a loli! Lolis are justice!]
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