The water.
“Get up, you jerk!”
I sat on the bed, heavily smacking Chiyin’s butt.
You ask why I didn’t wake her up gently?
You don’t know how rough she was last night.
Ugh~ It’s still sore down there even now.
Looking around, the entire bedsheet was basically soaked, with water stains… cough, sweat stains, not anything weird.
Chiyin on the bed still hadn’t moved, sleeping like a dead pig… Whatever, forget her.
Just as I was about to get up, Chiyin suddenly hugged me, whining, “Don’t go~”
Whining doesn’t work.
After being so rough last night, you think acting cute now will make me think you’re adorable?
Ignoring her, I tried to break free from her grip… but I was too weak to escape…
“Let me go, you idiot! We have to go to school today!”
“Mmm~ Then just take a day off and stay with me.”
“No way I’m taking a day off to stay with someone who wasn’t gentle at all last night!”
Thinking about last night just makes me mad!
I shouldn’t have bothered with this jerk.
Her getting screwed over by a scumbag has nothing to do with me, right?
But instead, she didn’t get played by the scumbag—she played me.
“Oh~ So if I’m gentler next time, that’ll do?”
“I don’t know! Let me go, you don’t have work, but I have to go to school!”
Ugh, what’s with this cutesy-angry vibe?!
“Work? You mention work again, and I’ll work you!”
“Wah~ Fine, I won’t go to work, please let me go!”
Thinking about her craziness last night, I really didn’t want to go through that again,
so I had to settle for begging her to let me go.
“Let you go? What if you sneak off to work?”
“You’re right here, how could I sneak off to work?”
“Hmph, who knows with you, you sly old fox. I don’t care, I’m holding onto you.”
As she spoke, Chiyin hugged me even tighter, her hands starting to wander.
Hmph, if I were still the old fox I used to be, would your scheme last night have worked?
No way! I’m just as smart as I was before, okay?
I haven’t been dumbed down just because I turned into a loli!
At that moment, the arms tightly holding me suddenly loosened, and her steady breathing told me she’d fallen back asleep.
Tch, wear yourself out, you idiot.
I told you to go easy last night.
Looking at the sleeping girl on the bed, I really wanted to punch her…
Forget it, if I woke her up, who knows what she’d do.
Carefully moving her wandering hands off my chest, I got up as quietly as possible, this time without disturbing her.
No choice, I had to go to work, or who knows what Ning Xueyang would do to me.
Speaking of Ning Xueyang, when I was baiting Moyu yesterday, it seems she saw me…
Damn it, how do I explain this?
From her message, she’s clearly jealous!
What’s with this feeling of being an old sleaze caught cheating by his wife and scrambling for excuses?
Snapping out of my thoughts, I checked the time.
It was 6:30 AM.
I didn’t have morning study hall today, so I still had some time before work.
Alright, I should have enough time to go home, change, and freshen up.
I glanced at the white dress I was wearing, now stained with weird water marks,
and my hair was a bit messy too.
Better leave now before Chiyin wakes up.
Though time was tight, I couldn’t skip breakfast.
I stopped at a breakfast shop near the hotel, ordering two scallion pancakes and a soy milk.
But when it was time to pay, I realized something embarrassing…
I didn’t bring any money, and my phone was back at the hotel.
“No money? I’ll cover it.”
The speaker was a sharp-looking woman with long black hair,
unlike other girls—she wasn’t just pretty, she was cool.
Though I’d never seen her, she felt oddly familiar.
Plus, she paid for me, which made me look at her with confusion.
After paying, the woman handed me my share of the food with a teasing smile.
“So, how was last night with Chiyin?”
Her words instantly reminded me who she was…
“Moyu!!!”
I took the breakfast, glaring angrily at the person who helped Chiyin trick me into bed last night!
“You remembered me so quickly. And yet last night, you stepped right into Chiyin’s trap like some cute, clueless loli.”
“Argh! Shut up!”
If looks could kill, this jerk would’ve died a million times already!
“Did you think you were some righteous hero helping a colleague expose a scumbag?
Turns out, you were just a cute, dumb loli who fell for it.”
She wasn’t fazed by my anger and kept teasing me relentlessly.
Cute and dumb loli? I just didn’t use my full brainpower yesterday, okay?
I wanted to retort, but thinking about my idiotic actions last night, I lost all my steam.
Who could’ve guessed these two awful women would play so dirty?
Hmph, forget it, I’m done with her.
Jerk, jerk, jerk! Always using dirty tricks.
I have no beef with her, yet she helped Chiyin trick me into bed.
Pure evil!
Not wanting to deal with this jerk anymore, I grabbed my breakfast and headed out.
What?
She paid for my breakfast, so why didn’t I thank her?
After she helped Chiyin trick me, I’m lucky I didn’t bite her arm off!
Hmph!
I had planned to go straight home, but since I didn’t have my phone,
I decided to head back to the hotel to grab it.
“Open the door, you idiot!”
I hadn’t planned on coming back, so I left my room key inside before leaving.
Now, to get back in, I had to get Chiyin to open the door.
“No way, you promised you wouldn’t sneak off.”
“I… I went to get you breakfast, didn’t I?”
I waved the breakfast in front of the peephole.
Though I only ordered one portion, Moyu gave me Chiyin’s share too.
“I don’t believe you. With your phone on the nightstand and two keycards in the slot, I bet you tried to sneak off while I was asleep and only came back because you forgot your phone.”
Damn it, why is this woman so smart?!
“So what do you want, you evil woman?”
Considering the time, I didn’t want to waste any more with this jerk.
“Hmm… I can’t think of anything right now, so let’s say you owe me a favor.”
“One favor for opening the door? That’s highway robbery!”
“Looks like the deal’s off then. Oh well, just take the day off and stay at the hotel.
There’s Wi-Fi and AC—unlike someone who can’t even get her phone.”
“Tch, fine, I don’t need my phone!”
You think you can threaten me with that?
“Oh, really?”
“Yeah, what else?”
With my resolve to abandon my phone, my attitude got a bit bolder.
“By the way, your browser history is pretty interesting.
Should I post it on the school’s confession wall?”
“Hey, calm down, let’s talk this out QAQ…”
Hearing that she had my browser history, my attitude did a 180, all my boldness vanishing instantly.
Damn it, this despicable woman is threatening me with my browser history!
“So, about my earlier request?”
“Fine, I agree!”
The moment I said that, Chiyin opened the door, looking at me with a sly smile.
“Deal!”
Arghhh!!
Damn this woman!
Just wait until I transform back—I’ll make you pay!