“Yoyo, you were brought into the Magic Alliance by Zhizhi, so I thought maybe, if it were you, you could ask her something…”
“I see… what a pity. Actually, I asked her just today, but she didn’t say a word.”
Luo You confessed honestly.
Maybe Zhizhi really does know something.
Some things that are invisible to others, a free-spirited optimist like Zhizhi can see through in an instant.
This is what you call the gold standard of the “world’s freest magical girl”!
“Yoyo, could you try asking her one more time?”
“Eh… If I couldn’t get anything out of her the first time, I probably won’t the next, right?”
“I just think… if you play to your strengths, Yoyo, you might be able to ask something out of her…”
Liyun said, hinting gently.
“Play to my strengths?”
Luo You counted her own merits.
“Kindness? Fitness? Good at counseling magical girls? Nimble fingers?”
“No! Don’t you know what your own strengths are??”
Liyun yelled.
Other than that body that’s explosive to the point of burning, what else do you have to boast about in front of Zhizhi?
Seeing Luo You’s clueless look, Liyun’s courage deflated again.
[Forget it. Even though Yoyo often flirts with girls, she likes big sisters with great figures, right? Zhizhi probably isn’t her type, is she? I can’t believe I was going to ask her to use her looks… How shameless of me!]
Liyun reproached herself.
If possible, she still didn’t want Yoyo to become someone else’s Yoyo.
But the atmosphere right now was stifling.
Both she and Xingyu were seeking a breakthrough, and Zhizhi was the only possible key.
“Then I won’t bother you, Yoyo. You take care too, okay?”
“Hmm? Big sis, you really just came to ask a few questions and that’s it?”
Luo You was shocked—she hadn’t even enjoyed her big sister’s ‘service of despair’ yet!
The net stockings-clad, tender legs clinging to Liyun’s waist tightened a bit, and Liyun, whose bottom had already left the chair, was forced right back down.
“Big sis… can’t you see I even wore Net Stockings today? Do you think I’ll just let you leave like this?”
“Y-Yoyo!?”
Liyun remembered the terror of being at the mercy of this impish girl, her legs trembling.
“Da-me-yo, dame dame, n-now’s not the time for that! Besides, didn’t you become a magical girl? Why haven’t you learned some self-restraint yet!?”
“That’s a different matter. Big sis, aren’t you, as one of the Ten Seats, just as hopeless?”
Good grief, not even fighting dragon-class dimensional beasts had left her this battered.
Liyun burst into tears on the spot.
“See~ That’s the big sis I know~ so cute, this little loser~”
Luo You whispered in her ear, here comes the ASMR again.
“T-That, Yoyo!”
“Hmm? Have you finally decided to push me down?”
“No! I never thought of that!”
Liyun denied with a guilty conscience, then stammered, “Did you and Zhizhi… post that kind of… Tweet?”
Oh~
Luo You raised her eyebrows—so she saw it.
She’d forgotten there was a little loser big sis among her followers.
No wonder she came all this way to get Luo You to talk to Zhizhi—it was because of that.
Seeing Liyun’s desperate urge to know the answer, Luo You thought for a few seconds.
“Then… Big sis, why don’t you be my daughter too?”
“Eh!?”
“Come on, call me mommy~”
“No way! I don’t have that kind of embarrassing kink!”
Because she was speaking the truth, Liyun’s voice was extra steady.
Luo You, seeing it was a lost cause, didn’t push further.
Instead, she pressed her face against Liyun’s chest, initiating a round of Face Ball.
“Big sis, hold this pose for half an hour without moving.”
“Uh… is half an hour a bit too long?”
Luo You didn’t reply, just took deep, greedy breaths, absorbing big sis’s nutrients.
“Yoyo?! Someone’s coming over!”
“Wuwuwu, they’re looking at me with such weird eyes…”
Maybe it was Liyun’s desperate pleas spoiling the mood.
Luo You grumbled unhappily, “Big sis, and you want to counter-kill Herrera, make her your pet? In this life, forget it.”
“Ugh… But right now, I just want to get rid of the trouble on the Sea of Boundaries side first!”
Luo You reluctantly pulled her face out from the squishy ‘press machine’ and looked at Liyun.
“What is it?”
“Ha… Just thinking, big sis, maybe you’ll need me to rescue the scene in the near future.”
“What a joke!”
Liyun’s pride flared, “Not to brag, Yoyo, but you’re still a long way from catching up to me!”
“Saa~ Who knows~”
Luo You released her legs’ hold on Liyun.
“Big sis, you can go home now.”
“Eh?”
Liyun froze, but afraid of being detained again by this impish girl for any reason, she bolted the instant she snapped out of it.
“Yoyo! Like I said, think it over! If you have any ideas, just let me know!”
***
When Luo You got home, it was already ten in the evening.
“…Huh?”
Seeing the neatly arranged shoes at the entryway, Luo You knew something was up.
She entered the living room—a slightly tipsy, elegant lady lay reclined on the sofa, clothes half-off, her allure impossible to ignore.
“Auntie, does Zining know you’re here?”
Luo You sat next to her aunt, her small hand naturally reaching for that generous mound, as easy as breathing.
“Looks like, just as Zining said, you’ve been out having fun again.”
Ji Yue just glanced indifferently at her smoldering outfit, then asked, “What do you think of the current state of the Magic Alliance?”
“Auntie, do you know what you’re asking of a regular, upstanding citizen?”
Luo You waggled her eyebrows—this was like a Capital dignitary asking a junior high grad about the origins of the universe.
Even if she and Ji Yue were only a step away from revealing everything, she wouldn’t bring it up so easily.
But Ji Yue replied calmly, “I just want to ask you.”
“Even if you ask me, I can’t give any real answer.”
“That’s alright, I just want to hear your thoughts.”
“Sigh~”
Luo You spread her hands helplessly.
“No idea, don’t know, I’m a rigorous person, okay? I don’t even know the situation, how could I just spout answers?”
As soon as she finished, her aunt took her into the bathroom.
“Eh?”
Feeling her clothes rapidly disappear, Luo You held her breath.
“Auntie, even if you try to bribe me with your body, I won’t—! Mmph!”
Before she could finish protesting, her aunt’s ample bosom sealed her lips.
Ji Yue leaned in and whispered, “If you’re willing to share your thoughts… I’ll let you try out some of the new techniques I just learned….”
“?!!”
The impish girl’s petite frame shivered.
N-New techniques?!
What techniques could there possibly be that I, the Aurora Witch, don’t know about? You must be bluffing!
Let’s try a set and see!
“J-Just a little bit, okay! Not more!”
“No problem…”
Ji Yue snapped her fingers.
Magical patterns wove through the bathroom.
The temperature spiked, blazing hot like a furnace.
Then, somehow, she produced a jar of marinating barbecue sauce, and—smoothly, delightfully, teasingly—poured it all over them.
Tonight, Luo You enjoyed her fill of barbecue.