Chapter 160: Mm

“So, you two are planning to leave for a while?”

At the entrance of the main hall in the Sect of Immortal Dew, I stood together with Cluru, surrounded by my old friends.

Everyone looked at Cluru and me with reluctance in their eyes.

“We’ve just closed one chapter of our lives. We need a bit of rest, a bit of adjustment, so we can find a new direction.”

I held Xinyue’s hand apologetically. “Sorry, class monitor…”

“I understand.” Xinyue forced a bitter smile. “I know, I’ve always known, you’re not the same as the rest of us.”

“Go on, have a good break.” The Little Rich Lady, Xiaoyue Hermit, stood with her hands on her hips. “You two will be back, right? It’s not like it’s a farewell forever.”

“Mm,” I smiled, “You know we have to mend the flaws in our Souls.”

Everyone raised their cups.

“Oh right,” I pulled a few books and some bottles out from my robe.

“What are these…”

“Cultivation manuals.” I handed the books out one by one to the teachers and my old friends present.

“Before he died, Musicheng did something truly despicable. Relying only on Immortal Spirit power isn’t safe anymore. You all better take a look at these books.”

The best Musicheng ever handed out to his henchmen were low-grade beginner’s Qi Refinement manuals.

But what I was giving to these people were superlative manuals like the Xiantian Yixi Huasheng Jue—each one a sect-guarding treasure in any other world.

And I’d picked each one specifically to suit each of my old friends.

As long as they practiced for a couple of months, even if they were naked and someone attacked them with full force, not a hair on them would be harmed.

This would absolutely ensure their safety.

“Thank you.” Though they didn’t know exactly what these were, everyone believed that as long as it was a gift from Little Luo Immortal, it would never disappoint.

“Well… it’s time for us to go.”

“How long before you come back?”

“It might be a few days, or a few years… even decades. Time flows differently over there than on Earth.”

“Huh??? So you’re actually going to another planet?!”

Only then did everyone realize, surprised, that when we said retreating for a break, it wasn’t some simple seclusion or vacation—we were leaving Earth altogether!

“Haha, yes, and if you read the books I left carefully, you all might be able to go in the future too.”

“?!”

Did Little Luo Immortal just leave a starship construction guide?!

“One last toast before we go—cheers!”

“Cheers!!”

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Late at night, when the moon was bright and the stars sparse.

I opened the Space Gate once again.

Now, I was no longer a rookie just learning the laws of space, and besides, I had a junior disciple with me. Her mastery of space had also improved by leaps and bounds.

A deep, dark purple gate unfolded before us. Soon, the purple membrane faded away, revealing on the other side mist-shrouded, pale mountain peaks radiating Xianqi.

Just as I was about to step into the Space Gate, a golden Transmission Talisman flew over from the distant sea.

“Kun’s call for help?!”

Back when I broke through using Kun’s back, I’d made an agreement with it.

If it ever got in trouble, it could call for my help.

I didn’t expect it to happen now.

I caught the talisman between two fingers.

[This place is desolate, I cannot move, hope you may take me far away.]

Suddenly, I understood.

So the “festival” Kun had always awaited was today after all.

Earth was far too small to contain it. It could barely turn over, so of course it had long dreamed of a new home.

“As I promised you, I will keep my word, my friend, do not worry.”

I made a hand sign and opened a portal beneath Kun.

I didn’t step through myself yet, but sent Kun first.

In the cultivation world, there was the vast Kun Sea, where it could finally find a mate and would no longer be trapped here, lonely and alone.

“Let’s go too.” I wrapped my two tails around Cluru’s waist and legs.

Cluru was not to be outdone, wrapping hers back around me.

“How are we supposed to walk like this?!”

“Then you let go first.”

“No, you first!”

“You first!”

“No! You first!!”

Bickering and entangled, we tumbled together through the teleportation portal.

The gate slowly closed behind us.

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One month later, on a certain day.

“This damned stardom, I’ve had enough!”

Chi Xiaoyuan—Miss Xiaoyuan, the teacher—suddenly smashed up the dressing room.

“? Chi Xiaoyuan, what are you doing?” The manager’s face darkened.

“If you won’t follow your family’s arrangements, what else can you do? Just keep it up for another two months, make a name for yourself, and then obediently go through with the marriage alliance.”

“No! As far as I’m concerned, this family can forget I exist. From now on, I, Chi Xiaoyuan, am done with the Chijia!”

“Oh?” The manager smiled sarcastically. “Little princess, you really think you’ve got that much skill? Without the Chijia, you have nothing.”

“Nothing? Hah, at least I can still be a teacher. If the school won’t take me, I’ll open a sect of my own!”

“A sect?” The manager was full of question marks. “What the heck is that?”

“Jianlai!”

To everyone’s shock, Chi Xiaoyuan suddenly summoned a gleaming flying sword!

She stood dashing atop the sword and soared into the sky.

Glancing at the “Yinyang Hehe Gong” manual in her hand, she said resolutely, “At least I can found a Hehuan Sect.”

“???”

With that, Chi Xiaoyuan fused with her sword, and whoosh—vanished into the sky.

The same thing happened at the Sian Office in Tianhai City.

That day, Shi Tian had just solved a major case.

The Juzhang called him into the office.

“Shi Tian, good work. But if you didn’t have the bureau’s support—and my support—your investigation wouldn’t have gone so smoothly.” The Juzhang smiled meaningfully.

“Don’t forget how the bureau has nurtured you. When you write the closing report, you know what to do, right?”

Unbelievable. Yet again, they wanted to steal his credit.

Shi Tian couldn’t stand it any longer.

“Screw your nurturing, you SOB!” Shi Tian slapped the case files into the Juzhang’s face. “I quit! Eat shit, you!”

Then, he too summoned a flying sword and left, riding it away.

With his cultivation, was upholding justice so difficult? If one man couldn’t do it, he’d found a sect!

If Heaven’s law is bright, uphold justice. If Heaven’s law is gone, create a new world!

He’d overthrow the Spirit Association!

On that same day.

At the entrance to the Sect of Immortal Dew, several new disciples came to pay respects.

Master Lu came out and took a look: “Oh, what are you all doing coming here to join a sect? We’re all equals, aren’t we?”

“Has Little Luo Immortal come back yet?” Xinyue looked toward the main peak.

“No way so soon.”

“Sigh, if not for her, I wouldn’t be where I am today.” Xiaoyue Hermit sounded a bit melancholy.

“Awooo~” Joanna Lancelot blew a burst of fire.

“So, you all decided to join the sect?” Master Lu asked in surprise.

“Yes, ever since we started cultivating, we’ve seen through a lot. Worldly wealth and power don’t tempt us anymore. Better to cultivate quietly here in the mountains, and wait for them to return.”

“Agreed. Come with me.”

Master Lu led them up the mountain.

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A single thought and the sea turns into mulberry fields.

In the blink of an eye, ten years passed.

On this day, suddenly, a deep purple crack opened in the sky.

But it was not Cluru and me returning—it was a highly-trained army.

“Boss, rest assured. We investigated Earth exactly ten years and six months ago. At that time, Earth’s Immortal Spirit Awakening had only just started. Their magic potions had only reached Double-Effect Potion!”

“But we’re already at Sanjiao!”

The alien invader Emperor nodded with satisfaction. “Well done! With our Sanjiao Immortal Spirits, beating their Double-Effect ones will be a piece of cake! We’ll crush them!”

“Exactly, exactly!”

“Deploy the whole army! Earth… is ours now!”

“Earth, welcome your new Emperor!”

“Jie jie jie jie jie jie jie jie～～～”