“Xi xi~ ( ) xi xi~”
It was nearing evening by the time he finished selling bentos and returned to the Azure Blessing Wildcat Team.
Su Xixi, who had been praised for being adorable by many customers at the night market, seemed extremely excited. She kept blinking her large, purple, glass-like eyes. As if presenting a treasure, she stuck out her little bottom with an excited ‘as expected of me’ expression.
In the face of Su Xixi’s happy and tsundere little attitude, Su Qi felt that the joys and sorrows of humans and rabbits were not shared. After receiving the text message from Sister Fufu, Su Qi was currently in a very complicated mood. After all, Ye Fufu had already started ordering specific things, telling him to bring the Little Devil Set over.
Even though Ye Fufu was a blue-blooded beautiful girl and his favorite healer big sister, Su Qi—as a well-behaved boy—felt his conscience prickle at the thought of doing those suggestive ‘alphabet’ things to Saintess Ye Fufu in a church. He even worried that he might end up picking up some strange kinks.
However, considering he didn’t have the right to refuse, he thought about the next day. At least he had his good brother to accompany him. After taking a shower, Su Qi eventually scooped up the little guy who was still wiggling her bottom from all the praise.
“Alright, alright, I know you’re amazing. Now hurry up, get into bed, and get ready for sleep.”
While praising the little guy, he made a decision in his heart. Tomorrow, when he took his good brother Mo Yu to the church to accompany him during his part-time job, he would make sure Mo Yu stayed close. With Mo Yu there, Sister Fufu probably wouldn’t do this or that.
With that thought in mind, Su Qi soon drifted off to sleep.
The plan was sound, but things rarely go as expected.
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The next day, Monday arrived.
Su Qi had originally planned to take Su Xixi to school with him. However, considering that even he, a human, didn’t want to attend class, he figured the naturally lively little guy would be even less willing to sit through lessons without making a scene.
Ultimately, Su Qi handed the little sluggard over to Senior Sister Lin Xue. Perhaps it was because they had eaten from the same pot, or perhaps it was the nurturing effect of the Su Wife Ability, but Lin Xue didn’t hesitate to accept the task.
She gently took the little guy and spoke softly. “Junior Schoolmate Su Qi, go to school at ease. I… I’ll help you take good care of Xixi.”
Looking at the transformed Senior Sister Lin Xue, who had lost her previous flippancy and was now full of obedience and sweetness, Su Qi felt a bit strange. She even looked at him with a few extra layers of affection. While these were positive signs, the thought that Lin Xue’s change was because she had twice eaten his… unspeakable things made Su Qi’s mood complex and a bit shameful.
With slightly flushed cheeks, he waved goodbye. “I’m heading out!”
After parting ways, Su Qi headed toward the campus with An Xiaoling.
Unlike Su Qi, who was poor, An Xiaoling was a little tycoon based on the amount of clothes she had bought last time; naturally, she had a car. Unlike Senior Sister Lin Xue’s luxury vehicle, An Xiaoling’s car was a small Mini. It matched her temperament perfectly—both were adorable.
Because the car’s interior was small, Su Qi could smell the faint scent of milk unique to An Xiaoling’s body as he sat beside her. Smelling that scent while listening to relaxing music was quite pleasant.
However, this pleasantness didn’t last long. It was broken by a cutesy loli voice echoing in the cabin.
“Sister Su Su, you still owe me two days of being a little maid!”
Hearing An Xiaoling mention the little maid role, Su Qi was momentarily stunned. Then, after thinking back carefully, he realized that after his disguise as Su Su had been exposed, he had indeed promised to be An Xiaoling’s little maid. Because An Xiaoling had been very well-behaved lately, Su Qi had completely pushed it to the back of his mind.
Now that she brought it up again, Su Qi’s small heart couldn’t help but tremble. ‘Emmmmm… this black-hearted loli An Xiaoling isn’t planning some weird, eccentric scheme again, is she?’
Seeing that Su Qi hadn’t answered for a long time, An Xiaoling pouted her pink, enticing lips and said huffily, “Sister Su Su, are you trying to back out of it now that you’ve turned into a girl? If that’s the case, you wouldn’t want…”
While she spoke, she used one hand to drive while shaking her mobile phone with the other. She was clearly saying without words that the photos were still in her hands.
Seeing this, Su Qi just wanted to complain powerlessly. ‘Is it because I awakened the Su Wife Ability? Why do these “threatened wife” scenarios always happen to me? And you’re not allowed to “drive” while you’re actually driving a car! An Xiaoling, can’t you follow the traffic rules?!’
Although Su Qi felt like crying in the face of her suggestion, as a former boy, he didn’t intend to break a promise he had made, even if it was embarrassing. However, he put a little bit of thought into his answer.
“We can play roleplay whenever there’s no one else at the Azure Blessing Wildcat Team.”
Hearing this, An Xiaoling fell into deep thought. Senior Sister Lin Xue, that traitorous ally, was at the Wildcat Team, and other injured members were about to return soon. Plus, Su Xixi was there. In the short term, there basically wouldn’t be—no, there absolutely wouldn’t be—a chance to play.
In that case, it seemed they needed to find another place for roleplay. Should she buy a new house? That felt a bit too obvious. Right, she should wait until Su Qi had a day off to go home and then visit her house. Yes, that would be good. However, she had to watch out for that Neighbor Big Sister.
While An Xiaoling was thinking, the car arrived at Spiritual Martial University without any issues.
“Holy crap, isn’t that Su Boss?”
“Hiss, so the boss lady is actually from our academy!”
As Su Qi and An Xiaoling got out of the car, Su Qi’s identity as Su Boss was immediately recognized by many people, likely because many university students had bought bentos yesterday. Feeling the weight of everyone’s gazes, Su Qi felt immense pressure as he followed An Xiaoling toward the Class 18 classroom.
When they reached the classroom around 8:00 AM, Su Qi was slightly startled. His good brother Mo Yu, who usually arrived very early, wasn’t in his seat.
‘Is he late?’
He quickly shook his head at the thought. It didn’t seem right; in all the years they had known each other, Mo Yu had never been late.
“Sister Su Su, let’s go sit down.”
Before Su Qi could think any further, An Xiaoling’s eyes lit up as she pulled him toward the seats. She made Su Qi sit on the inside, clearly intending to not give up the seat even if Mo Yu arrived later.
After sitting down, Su Qi opened his mobile phone. Once he opened the Tencent interface, he quickly discovered a message Mo Yu had sent while he was sleeping last night. It said Mo Yu had to go to the Saint Ruins to do a mission and wouldn’t be coming to class today.
Seeing the news that his good brother wouldn’t be coming, a look of worry appeared on Su Qi’s pale, delicate face. ‘Emmmmm… my good brother Mo Yu won’t be accompanying me to the church. Tonight is going to be super dangerous no matter how I look at it. Dammit… did that bad woman Ye Fufu send Mo Yu away on purpose?’
What should he do now?
While Su Qi was having a headache over the situation, An Xiaoling peered over curiously. Seeing the message about Mo Yu’s absence, she became excited and grabbed Su Qi’s arm, shaking it.
“Sister Su Su, it’s great that Mo Yu isn’t here today!”
Hearing An Xiaoling’s words, Su Qi’s eyes lit up. Even though Mo Yu wasn’t here, if it were An Xiaoling… if he let this black-hearted loli take him to the church tonight, with her level of black-heartedness, she probably wouldn’t let that woman Ye Fufu have any opportunities.
At this thought, Su Qi’s deep peach-blossom eyes sparkled once more. ‘As they say… heaven never bars all exits.’
Just as Su Qi was getting excited about finding a new pathway, the Class 18 homeroom teacher, Teacher Yu Qi, walked in with his bald head shining.
Perhaps the events of last week had angered him too much; even though two days had passed, Teacher Yu Qi’s face was still grim. He went straight to the point as soon as he entered.
“Everyone, take out your self-reflection letters. Those who didn’t write one can go stand in the hallway automatically.”
Even though Teacher Yu Qi’s voice was calm and flat, it carried a natural air of authority. Su Qi noticed that not a single student in the class stood up. Aside from the three people who hadn’t awakened abilities, everyone obediently took out their reflections. After labeling them with their names, the letters were passed from the back to the front. Teacher Yu Qi took the stack and quickly left the classroom for his office.
Looking at Teacher Yu Qi’s retreating back, Su Qi felt a bit unsure. ‘Emmmmm… since I awakened the Su Wife Ability, I used a lot of vague and ambiguous descriptions for the ability details.’
Su Qi, who had always been a good student, couldn’t help but worry that Teacher Yu Qi might make him rewrite it.
As if sensing Su Qi’s worry, An Xiaoling puffed out her unremarkable little chest and said proudly, “Sister Su Su, it’s fine. It’s just a self-reflection; it’s probably just a formality. Hee hee, I just hope Teacher Yu Qi doesn’t get blinded by my brilliant rhetoric.”
Looking at the confident An Xiaoling, Su Qi’s heart eased a bit.
After attending two classes in the morning, having a plain lunch, and attending one more class in the afternoon…
*Ring, ring, ring!*
The melodious bell signaled the end of class. To the students in the front classes, it was just a normal bell. But for the bottom-dwelling Class 18, it meant school was over.
Just as Su Qi was about to ask An Xiaoling to give him a ride to hinder Ye Fufu…
*Creak—*
The door to Class 18 was pushed open by a muscular man right as the bell finished ringing. A booming voice rang out from the doorway.
“An Xiaoling, come to the office with me. I need to give you a serious lesson on ethics and morality. The rest of you don’t need to wait; you’re dismissed!”
Su Qi: “???”