Teaching in a vacuum state while standing on a chair—thankfully, no one noticed. Looks like I’ll need to bring an extra pair of underwear from now on…
Wait, no!
I mean, I need to be more careful of the bad people around me!
Especially Ning Xueyang and Mochizuki Sakurako—one humiliated me in her office and stole my underwear, and the other straight-up groped me on the bus.
Are these things normal people do?
Luckily, this class went by without anyone noticing.
It was a close call, but I can’t even imagine how embarrassing it would’ve been otherwise—not even a pervert like me would dare think about it.
I slowly climbed down from the chair, ready to leave.
One crisis was over, but another one started right away.
I had barely stepped off the chair and steadied myself when I looked up to see the students—who were just sitting in their seats moments ago—now blocking my path, swarming around me.
“Teacher, are you really twenty-four? You look so young!”
“Teacher, your skin is amazing! How do you take care of it?”
“Teacher, do you have a boyfriend?”
“Teacher, you’re so cute! Can I be your dog?”
Huh? Did something weird slip in there?
Faced with these overly enthusiastic students, I was genuinely frustrated.
Why did you all avoid me when I was a handsome guy before my rebirth, but now that I’m a loli, you’re all pouncing on me like starving wolves?!
Surrounded by these terrifying students, I felt like a little lamb cornered by wolves, trembling helplessly as they backed me into a wall.
Shocking news!
A frail white-haired loli teacher at a certain high school was cornered and bombarded with questions by a group of tall students, with no one to save her!
Is this a distortion of humanity or a collapse of morality?!
With no other choice, I turned to Ning Xueyang for help, casting her a pitiful look.
She immediately sensed my plea and glanced over, but instead of helping right away, she gave me a mysterious smile and made a gesture like a snake slithering into a hole.
What does that mean?
I didn’t understand, but with the situation so dire, I could only nod frantically at her.
Otherwise, I really wouldn’t survive this! QAQ…
Seeing my nod, Ning Xueyang finally stood up and approached, her smile growing increasingly sinister.
My sixth sense told me something bad was coming.
“Everyone, let’s disperse. Don’t scare our adorable Teacher Guiye.”
I have to admit, as the principal, Ning Xueyang’s words carried weight.
With just that one sentence, the students reluctantly scattered back to their seats, though their lingering glances were full of longing.
Phew, finally saved…
I pressed a hand to my chest, letting out a long sigh of relief.
Before I could fully recover, Ning Xueyang leaned in close, her wicked smile returning as she whispered in my ear.
“Don’t forget what you just agreed to, Teacher. Come to my office at noon.”
“Huh? Did I agree to anything?”
I looked at her in surprise.
“You~ tell~ me~”
She deliberately slowed her words, her tone dripping with teasing.
My face flushed as I hurriedly reminded her.
“W-What are you doing? Everyone’s still here!”
Hearing my response, she leaned even closer, whispering again.
“So, when no one’s around, it’s okay, right?”
“I… I don’t know. I’m leaving!”
Unable to handle Ning Xueyang’s slick teasing, I fled the classroom like I was escaping, terrified of staying longer and getting bullied by this jerk again.
As I left, she didn’t forget to call out.
“Remember to come to my office at noon~”
Pushing open the office door, the cool air from the AC hit me.
Having spent over a year in this office, I was naturally familiar with it.
But to avoid raising suspicion, I had to act like everything was new, looking around like a curious child.
And my act proved necessary.
At a desk near mine, a mature-looking woman was sitting.
From this angle, I could only see her long, silky hair cascading down.
Based on my memories, the girl at that desk had to be Qianyin.
Thinking of her brought back old memories.
Before my rebirth, Qianyin was the second girl I pursued after coming to this school.
Since I hadn’t broken up with Yin Yihong yet, the two often fought over me.
Now, I’m sure Yin Yihong is a reincarnator, but I don’t know about Qianyin.
According to my system, there’s a chance she could be one too.
Logically, as a new teacher, I should build good relationships with senior colleagues like her to make my life easier.
But since Qianyin seemed busy, I figured it was better not to disturb her and decided to prep for my lessons instead.
After planning my free time, I sat at my desk.
To my surprise, before I could say anything to Qianyin, she approached me first.
“You’re the new teacher, right? I’m Qianyin, the PE teacher.”
???
Her words made my brain short-circuit.
PE… PE teacher?!
Wasn’t she teaching music and art before?!
“Oh, h-hello. I’m Guiye, the Chinese teacher for Class 4, Grade 1.”
“Yeah, I know. So, how was your first class, Teacher Guiye?”
“V-Very nerve-wracking. I’m still a bit nervous now.”
I wasn’t lying, but the nerves weren’t from teaching—it was from those students rushing at me like starving wolves at the end of class.
“I see. No wonder you were stuttering just now.”
“Yeah, it scared me to death.”
I went along with Qianyin’s words, and then I suddenly remembered Ning Xueyang telling me to go to her office at noon.
An idea flashed in my mind.
“By the way, Teacher Qianyin, the principal asked me to go to her office at noon, and I’m a bit scared. Could you come with me?”
I silently schemed: if Qianyin agreed, not only would she see me as a normal new teacher, but more importantly, Ning Xueyang wouldn’t dare try anything with her around.
But Qianyin’s response caught me off guard.
“Sorry, I can’t. I’m having lunch with my girlfriend.”
She gave a sweet smile, like a girl in love thinking about her partner.
Her words left me stunned.
Huh?!
Not only is Qianyin a PE teacher after my rebirth, but she also has a girlfriend?