In the pitch-black night, the streetlights of the big city still shone brightly.
The entire city operated in an orderly fashion, while inside a room in a suburban villa.
Xu Yinsheng, a master of online political commentary and a big-shot forum user, lay leisurely on his bed, casually surfing the internet.
No, that’s not right, he was actually critiquing the world and dominating discussions, unaware that this was his last moment truly to himself.
Suddenly, a message popped into his view.
Judging by the views, it was a fairly popular topic.
He raised an eyebrow.
Had another celebrity been caught in a scandal, or had a certain brand messed up again, or perhaps a group of sows had fallen into a sewer?
As a “schadenfreude enthusiast” and forum big-shot, he clicked on it with the spirit of arguing with everything and everyone.
[To thank all the big brothers and sisters in the forum, we’re launching a survey on your ideal girlfriend’s “XP” and randomly selecting one person to fulfill their wish.]
…Is this Sun Ba or He Ba?
Xu Yinsheng glanced at the forum name.
The replies below were growing at an incredible speed, reaching over 200 floors in the blink of an eye.
“Girlfriend? As long as she doesn’t ask for a bride price.”
“Such a good thing exists? I want a dozen.”
“Why only girlfriends? Are you looking down on boyfriends?!”
“Loli loli, hehehe jpg”
“Believe him or believe I’m Qin Shi Huang.”
Xu Yinsheng raised an eyebrow, becoming interested.
As a forum expert, his fingertips moved slightly, and the keyboard clacked continuously.
“Girlfriend? You’re all out! Forget fair skin, beautiful face, and long legs; forget delicate, petite, and easy to push over. If the OP is truly capable, then get me a girlfriend like Martin Mystery.”
“Whenever I get tired of one ‘flavor,’ she changes into another form.
A charming succubus who can drain you dry, a pure and cute girl next door, a gentle and petite adorable loli, an ice queen, a domineering older sister… satisfying all of a man’s fantasies.”
He clicked send. In just a moment, thanks to 5G speed, several replies appeared.
“Wow, big shot, awesome!”
“Bow down, plus one.”
“Bow down, plus 10086.”
“Unimaginable path JPG”
“A harem exclusively for the pure love faction!”
Xu Yinsheng “tsk-tsked” at the praise and adoration from the forum users.
Indeed, lewdness is the number one driving force.
What’s the point of being proper these days?
Getting “lewd” content brings traffic faster.
It’s like writing a novel: you painstakingly write over 150,000 words for an outline, but the collection and readership are terribly low.
It’s better to cater to the market and readers’ “XP” for faster traffic.
Just then, a red dot popped up, catching Xu Yinsheng’s attention.
It was the OP’s reply.
“A bit difficult, but I can try.”
Is this challenging me or just continuing to boast?
Xu Yinsheng thought for a moment, and the keyboard continued its clacking sounds.
“Since you’re talking about perfection, then let’s get serious. What’s the fun in just one girlfriend? Give me a harem exclusively for the pure love faction. Sister duos, mother-daughter duos, multiple partners – there must be a teacher among them. Oh, and they must have the physique of a hentai protagonist, with sensitive spots all over their bodies, blushing at the slightest touch…”
Clack clack!
The crisp sound of the keyboard echoed in the quiet room.
The pale light of the phone reflected on the excited face of the young man.
Xu Yinsheng licked his dry lips. Damn, I’ve even gotten myself hard.
Too bad he just threw away his old cup, and the new one he bought hasn’t arrived yet.
After typing a long passage filled with his ultimate girlfriend fantasies and hentai plotlines, Xu Yinsheng clicked send.
“Officer, I want to report! There’s a section moderator/author here.”
“By the heavens, I am irreconcilable with gambling and drugs!”
“Platinum posture, can’t sleep at night.”
One remark stirred up a thousand waves.
Dozens of replies immediately filled his entire phone screen. Xu Yinsheng “tsk-tsked.”
Indeed, birds of a feather flock together, all a bunch of perverted forum friends.
After a while, the OP finally replied leisurely, seemingly quite shocked by his astonishing wish.
“Humans are really strange…”
“What? Can’t do it?!”
Xu Yinsheng’s argumentative spirit instantly flared up.
“If you can’t do it, don’t just blabber here, saying humans are strange. I think your whole family isn’t human…”
As he was writing, a thought of someone suddenly flashed in Xu Yinsheng’s mind.
He pressed the delete key a few times, a mischievous smile playing on his lips.
“By the way, I’m Zhao Yicheng! I won’t change my name and I won’t change my surname!”
“If you’re not convinced, come cut me down in ‘Greedy Play Blue Moon’!”
Zhao Yicheng, his best friend since childhood.
Both came from families with money and connections, second-generation heirs by bloodline.
However, currently, Xu Yinsheng was a good-for-nothing rich kid just waiting to die, while the other was a cool, elite professional.
After doing all this, Xu Yinsheng checked the time.
It was already three in the morning. Outside the villa, it was pitch black, impossible to see one’s hand.
“It’s so late already, time to sleep, time to sleep. I have to wake up early tomorrow.”
He mumbled a few words, losing interest in arguing further.
He placed his phone on the bedside table to charge, set the air conditioner to 16 degrees, pulled the blanket over himself, yawned a few times, and quickly fell asleep.
For a long, long time.
A gentle “snoring” sound slowly rose, but at that moment, the phone screen lit up.
“Zhao Yicheng, let me look him up.”
“You do have someone you like, but…”
The OP on the other side seemed a bit conflicted.
“The books say everyone is born equal, doing this would…”
“…But the books also say not to break your word, so let’s compromise.”
Late at night, a faint green mist silently swept past the villa’s security system, quietly merging into the young man snoring softly on the bed.
The boy rolled over, a smile on his lips, sleeping soundly and sweetly.
The gears of fate began to turn at this moment.
***
The morning light illuminated everything in the room.
A small lump gently rose on the soft Simmons bed.
The young girl comfortably rolled over, her oversized clothing revealing parts that shouldn’t be exposed, a beautiful sight.
“Love you walking alone in the dark alley, love your defiant stance…”
The alarm clock rang.
The girl reached out from under the covers and turned off her phone’s alarm.
“It’s 8 o’clock, time to get up,” she mumbled, looking at the time as she climbed out of bed, still groggy, and rubbed her eyes.
“Why do my clothes feel so loose?”
A melodious female voice echoed in the room, like a lark singing.
Xu Yinsheng was jolted awake, all sleepiness gone.
The headline of tomorrow’s news instantly flashed through his mind: “Gold Digger Sneaks into Rich Kid’s Room! Is it the Distortion of Human Nature, or the Loss of Morality?!”
After a moment of clarity, Xu Yinsheng sat on the bed and looked around.
She was the only one on the bed, and there should be no one under it.
The bedroom door and windows were all locked, with no signs of anyone having snuck in.
“Did I hear wrong?” she wondered.
“Wait, my voice?!”
Xu Yinsheng touched her throat.
The sensation of her fingertips on her skin made her feel as if she was caressing a piece of mutton-fat jade.
Her skin was incredibly good and tender, better than any girlfriend she had ever had, almost impossible to let go of.
Tftc!
Blud what does that word mean u keep saying also this stroy is quite amusing, Interesting and funny I find the MC’s persanality to be hella musing laughing at his commments at the amusement and creativity.
it mean thanks for the chapter