“Prodigy girl, Irina, I swear to Feng!”
The pink-haired teenager in front of the screen couldn’t help but let out a soft chuckle at the blunt confession in the chat box, and then quickly typed out a line of text and sent it.
“Coincidentally, I’ve just made a few more ‘mothers’ in the game today. I wonder which one you’re talking about?”
Then, he swiftly clicked on the other party’s avatar, blocked, reported, and selected every reason available, even reporting the profile picture as well.
After completing all of this, the teenager’s hands left the keyboard, and he leaned back in his chair contentedly, his bright blue eyes lazily narrowing as if he were waiting for something.
He could sense it, the familiar and sweet negative emotions were being transmitted through the Ethernet cable, causing him to hum softly in anticipation.
Just as he was savoring this comfortable moment, a sudden, urgent knocking on the door came from the entrance hall, accompanied by the casual, clear voice of a girl.
“The community is spreading warmth; it’s been left at your doorstep.”
Such an interruption made him somewhat displeased.
However, when he opened the door and looked around, he didn’t see a single person.
Instead, he was caught off guard by the willow catkins that made him sneeze.
With a sense of helplessness, he reluctantly picked up the package with suspicion.
It was a very light yet exquisitely wrapped pink gift box, with a pattern of a magical girl organization on the surface.
But this was nothing out of the ordinary and didn’t catch his attention.
He casually put the gift box aside and sat back in front of his computer desk.
The city he lived in had the existence of magical girls.
But unfortunately, on his fifteenth birthday, he awakened to the talent of a monster.
Monsters needed to create and absorb human negative emotions to survive.
However, fearing being hunted down by magical girls, Su Mu never dared to create panic to obtain negative emotions.
To this day, he was still the weakest E-class.
But in a certain sense, the trouble he caused was far more exaggerated than that of the famous monsters.
He was a monster living on the internet, a monster who daily posted trolling comments on various forums and left everyone helpless – Prodigy Girl Irina!
Since the popularity of magical girls was the highest, Su Mu also established a magical girl persona for himself, which indeed attracted a lot of attention.
At eighteen, without stepping out of the house, achieving negative emotion freedom and without personal danger, if it were a few days earlier, he would still be under the protection of being a minor.
Su Mu would undoubtedly be the model monster.
“I’m still a bit hungry, let’s reply to one more.”
Scrolling the mouse wheel, Su Mu browsed through the private messages, filled with magical girl avatars, and couldn’t help but feel a bit bored.
These loyal magical girl fans were all powder kegs that would explode at the slightest provocation.
But fortunately, thanks to them, Su Mu never ran out of negative emotions.
“Can we get something fresh?”
Suddenly, his gaze was caught by a gray bunny that floated across the screen.
The ID was Gray Rabbit Candy, and the content sent was somewhat intriguing.
“You’re in for a big disaster, little guy.”
If this person was cursing him, the aggressiveness was too low.
Su Mu frowned but still clicked on this person’s homepage.
A dazzling white suddenly popped out, blinding him for a moment.
Well, he even put a flash bomb on the homepage.
Let’s see what you’re made of.
——Stare
After a two-second glance, a blush quickly climbed up Su Mu’s cheeks, but his eyes still stared blankly at those extremely tempting magical girl photos.
His breathing and heartbeat instantly became rapid, making his skin feel a bit hot.
It was too much, not something a normal website could pass the review.
With just one glance, Su Mu could tell this was definitely the real deal, and all of them were candid photos taken in daily life.
Phew, almost couldn’t hold back.
Let’s take a screenshot first.
A moment later, Su Mu saved those photos in the highest quality, while pinching his nostrils to control the heat flowing inside.
When he manipulated the mouse again, the screen suddenly stopped responding, which made Su Mu a bit puzzled.
He clicked a few more times.
Still no response.
The mouse must have malfunctioned.
Then, not only the mouse, but the computer also crashed.
A mechanical rabbit the size of a fingernail cover chewed a small hole in the center of the screen and hopped out in front of Su Mu’s eyes.
This guy even left a few round brown balls in the trash can icon of the recycle bin, making Su Mu’s teeth itch with anger.
Obviously, he had been infected by a virus.
But for Su Mu, who often hung out on the internet, it was no big deal.
He took out a pirated reinstallation disk, inserted it into the computer, and skillfully operated it.
Without any obstacles, the computer was successfully revived.
Su Mu quickly reopened the forum, looking for the rabbit that had caused his computer to die.
“Gray Rabbit Candy, huh…”
He found the bunny as he wished and opened the private message.
The first thing that caught his eye was the other party’s mockery.
“Little guy, it’s not a good habit to sneak into someone’s homepage. Be careful of being exposed, okay?”
Box weapon?
Interesting, but how could I leave such a loophole.
“Then go ahead and expose me.”
Prodigy Girl Irina’s account was an unselectable existence.
It was not only anonymous, but the IP was also in Sakura, which had nothing to do with the person sitting in the room.
“Whoa, you’ve got guts. Then I’ll send your resident certificate over.”
A picture was sent over, which made Su Mu, who was still arrogant, suddenly feel his scalp tingle.
It was his front side of the resident certificate, which he would never mistake.
Especially the photo taken when he was twelve years old.
At that time, his pink short hair was just above his ears, and his two bright almond eyes twinkled, looking as innocent and lovely as a little girl.
It was the kind of type that a priest couldn’t bear to see.
If it weren’t for the male written in the gender column, anyone who saw it would mistake him for a girl.
“Do you know that this is illegal?”
“Illegal? Mr. Su Mu, do you know that your behavior all along has troubled those magical girls a lot? This is quite a serious crime, and it’s only fair to be exposed.”
“…… At least don’t send it out, please!”
Su Mu’s attitude immediately softened.
If the magical girls knew, he would be doomed!
“Not sending it out? It’s too late. Do you remember what I just said? You’re in for a big disaster.”
Big disaster, does that mean——
Su Mu nervously opened the magical girl forum and was horrified to find a picture almost identical in the pinned announcement.
It is worth mentioning that the gender column was changed to female, and the number was covered.
But for Su Mu, these were no longer important.
Oh no!
The announcement was issued by the magical girl organization.
The general content was that the prodigy girl Irina, who had been tarnishing the image of magical girls all along, had been locked down.
What was waiting for him next would probably be——
Being pinned down by a few women holding wands, having his monster identity exposed, and then being executed on the spot!
The end of the road because of trolling is absolutely unacceptable!
“Sister Rabbit, I sincerely apologize for the offense just now. Can you help me out?”
“Sure.”
The other party agreed too readily, which made Su Mu’s prepared speech suddenly go haywire.
“Do you remember the gift you just received? Open it and take a look.”
Gift?
Su Mu hurriedly lifted the lid of the gift box, and a delicate fragrance immediately filled the air, like the scent of some kind of lavender, making him involuntarily sniff.
And inside, a star-shaped emblem was lying quietly.
To be precise, it was a magical girl’s transformation emblem.
We got a redditor as a protagonist lmao ðŸ˜
Thanks for the chapter!