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At first, I couldn’t understand why my teammates’ stance had suddenly changed.
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But seeing how incredibly sweet they had become to me, along with the reactions in the chat, I eventually figured it out.
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Ah, so this is…
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That famous “Yeomisae” phenomenon.
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Even when watching Ayase’s stream, or other Vtubers’ streams, I often came across “Yeomisae” types—those who get excited whenever they hear a female voice.
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Why didn’t I notice it right away?
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It’s a matter of perception.
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Do I truly recognize my gender as “female”?
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I mean, I’ve accepted the reality and the results, but recognizing it is a whole different thing.
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Every time I lie down, my large chest is still uncomfortable.
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Every time I take a bath, I feel a weird sense of awkwardness.
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Every time I put on a bra, I can’t help but feel unfair—why do I even have to wear this?
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My daily life has changed drastically since my gender changed.
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But even so, I still perceive myself as “male.”
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Isn’t that obvious?
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After all, the years I’ve lived as a man are dozens… no, hundreds of times longer than the time I’ve spent as a woman.
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It feels awkward.
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Just because I spoke a little, my teammates’ sudden sweet behavior is so awkward that it’s killing me.
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Still…
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I have a role to play.
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I faithfully performed my duty as the Level 4 Backpack.
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[Does anyone have a vertical grip?]
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“I do.”
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[Does anyone have an extended mag?]
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“I have three.”
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[I’m low on energy drinks… does anyone have any?]
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“I have twelve.”
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[Thank you, Player 3.]
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[Player 3, you really know how to play! By the way, how old are you?]
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[Your voice is really nice, too.]
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Yeah.
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This is what gaming is about.
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This is exactly the scenario I had envisioned from the start.
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As I engaged in some slightly awkward small talk with my teammates, before I knew it, the game had reached the third shrinking zone.
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Only ten squads remained, including ours.
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For the first time in the history of the universe, I had made it into the Top 10.
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See?
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I don’t know about Loaderna, but in Battle Lounge, as long as you get a good team, getting a “chicken dinner” is totally possible.
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Are we actually gonna win?
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Wait, our teammates are actually pretty good.
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If someone acts all cutesy in a casual game → high chance they’re a veteran.
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All the skilled players in the cute-squad got wiped out, so our chances of winning shot up, lol.
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Are we really winning this? Are we really winning this? Are we really winning this? Are we really winning this?
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And the safe zone is in our favor, too.
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So boring, so boring, so boring, so boring, so boring.
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Objectively speaking, at this moment, our squad had the highest chance of winning.
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The safe zone and our position were too good.
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Since we had secured a high ground with plenty of cover, my teammates were sniping enemies from a distance with their 4x scopes, racking up kills.
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Of course, this kind of playstyle would eventually drain all our resources over time, so it wasn’t exactly a high-risk, high-reward strategy.
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But still…
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Like I said from the start—
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I’m the Level 4 Backpack.
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[Player 3, do you have any extra ammo?]
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“Yeah, I still have 300 rounds left.”
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[Pfft… Wait, why are you carrying so much ammo?]
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“Well… I figured I should at least fulfill my role as a Level 4 Backpack properly… I really wanted to win a chicken dinner.”
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[Alright, let’s carry you to victory.]
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[Player 2, Player 4, let’s stop farming kills and focus on the situation.]
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[Two DMRs and one sniper at 175. I already popped the sniper’s helmet.]
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My teammates’ combat power skyrocketed.
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This sly little minx…!
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Did she study how to seduce men or what?
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Such a foxy girl.
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This is what you call a Queen Bee. LMAO.
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What the—
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Huh?!
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She’s pulling her weight as a Level 4 Backpack, what’s the issue?
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Honestly, she’s doing her fair share just by being the walking ammo depot.
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If it weren’t for her, we’d have run out of bullets ages ago, no joke.
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Nice.
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At this rate, we’re winning.
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As long as nothing goes wrong, we’re winning.
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Three squads remained.
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Our chances of victory were getting even higher.
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Now that I’ve played with these guys for a while, I get it.
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They’re just really good at shooting.
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[One enemy down.]
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[Confirmed kill.]
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[Watch out for another squad at 255.]
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“Another.”
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Just as we were pinching one squad, another enemy squad showed up.
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It was a slightly risky situation, but for a team like ours—with plenty of resources left—it wasn’t a problem at all.
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[Player 3, smoke grenades—]
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I don’t even need to be told.
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If I had to pick the most overpowered item in battle royale games, it would definitely be smoke grenades.
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Unless the enemy has an aimbot or ESP hacks, it’s practically impossible to kill someone mid-range through smoke cover.
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Fortunately, I still had seven smoke grenades left.
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I started throwing them wildly toward my teammates.
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One.
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Two.
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Three.
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Four.
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As I threw the fifth smoke grenade—
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Boom!
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‘Holynight3223’ has been killed by ‘E-Zia520’s grenade.
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“Huh?”
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[Huh?]
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Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
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‘Robertpraiser’ has been killed by ‘E-Zia520’s grenade.
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‘Rexbegonia’ has been killed by ‘E-Zia520’s grenade.
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“Oh, fuck!”
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No fucking way, lmao.
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WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!
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Holy shit, I can’t NOT curse at this.
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Why the hell are you throwing grenades, ffs?
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We were SO close to winning, and you just had to ruin it.
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This has to be intentional trolling at this point.
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Alright, time to get this one archived in the gallery.
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[Uh… w-well, good game.]
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[T-that was fun, Player 3. You must have pressed the wrong key.]
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[Too bad… oh well, these things happen. Yeah.]
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Oh.
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I thought I was throwing smoke grenades.
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Turns out, I was throwing frag grenades at my own teammates.
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I mixed up the keys.
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I have no excuse.
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I basically threw away my own luck.
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Before I even had time to apologize, I was forcibly kicked from the match.
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My chicken dinner.
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My glorious victory.
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My 1,000,000 won.
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There was no second chance.
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Next match—
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I got paired with dopamine-addicted freaks obsessed with “big reactions.”
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The match after that—
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I got teammates who didn’t even turn on their mics and lost immediately.
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The match after that—
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For the first time, I won a big city fight.
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But right after we wiped out the entire city, my dopamine-addicted teammates just said, “Damn, that was tasty,” and left the game.
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By the fourth match, I finally found a squad that actually looted safely.
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But then, another problem arose.
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Stream snipers.
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We got completely wiped.
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…That’s when I finally realized it.
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Those three Yeomisae guys were actually veterans.
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It wasn’t that we climbed high in the rankings because there were no stream snipers.
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It was just that they were so damn good at the game that they shut down every single sniper before they could even act.
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I was broken.
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There was no way I could win.
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Seeing my defeated expression—
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[‘Anbitcheunmotbyeol’ has donated 10,000 won.]
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“Final game? Why not play with viewers this time instead of randoms? Quad-squad.”
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The “Chairman” made another suggestion.
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Hmm.
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Playing with viewers instead of random squads, huh?
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Not a bad idea.
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Every single random squad game was either full of Yeomisae guys or dopamine junkies obsessed with reactions.
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Honestly, I should’ve just played with viewers from the start.
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I went into the settings and disabled the invite block.
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Immediately, hundreds of invite notifications flooded my screen.
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Holy shit, that firepower, lmao.
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The cult’s firepower is insane.
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Wait, if you think about it, isn’t this kinda redpilled?
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That means all these people were already waiting and stream sniping the host.
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Ugh, damn sniper rats!
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As I scrolled through the endless list of invites, one username caught my eye.
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‘Ex-calibur’
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The legendary weapon from the Arthurian legends.
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And also—
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The original name of ‘Iron Sword No. 3,’ an item owned by Yoo Isul.
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This guy… his level was maxed out.
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A veteran among veterans.
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Getting carried by a veteran might be a bit of a cheap move, but I’ve already suffered enough.
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I’ve been playing for five hours straight.
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It’s about time I actually won one.
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I accepted the invite.
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We queued up as a duo, meaning our squad would consist of one viewer and two randoms.
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And then—
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[Underground.]
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[Oh, shit! We got in! Stream snipe successful!]
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Of all the possibilities, we ended up with two stream snipers as our random teammates.
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Just in case, I decided to speak to them first.
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“No excessive reactions, no weird comments, no trolling.”
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[But you’re the one trolling, sis.]
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[We just want to survive as long as possible too, Cult Leader.]
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Fair enough.
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They managed to stream snipe me with a probability of one in several hundred, so from their perspective, they’d want to play with me as long as possible.
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But more importantly—why isn’t Player 1, Ex-calibur, turning on their mic?
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Did their mic break…?
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The game started.
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To loot safely, we deliberately landed in a town far from the flight path.
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But the toxic stream snipers were persistent.
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[One squad… No, two squads following us, Cult Leader!]
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[Ugh, these damn sniper rats!]
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You guys are stream snipers too, you crazy bastards.
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I landed in the same house as Player 1, Ex-calibur.
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And, once again, I immediately ran into the bathroom.
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Why does she ALWAYS go into the bathroom, lmao.
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This is the way. The host is doing exactly what the host should do.
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Takeshi mode: ON.
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shivering noises
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Do something, teammates.
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Tap, tap, tap, tap.
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Loud footsteps.
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Someone had broken into the house.
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Then—
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BANG. BANG!
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The sound of a double-barrel shotgun firing in quick succession.
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And then—the kill feed at the top-right corner of the screen started filling up with Ex-calibur’s name.
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One knocked.
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Two knocked.
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Three knocked.
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One squad, wiped.
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One knocked.
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Two knocked.
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Three knocked.
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The other squad, wiped.
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In an instant, Ex-calibur had soloed two entire squads.
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[Holy shit, what the fuck, Player 1?!]
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[The greatest of all sacred swords, the true legendary weapon, GOAT.]
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Damn it, Ex-calibur!
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I totally believed in you…!
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After obliterating both squads, Ex-calibur finally spoke.
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[I’ll carry you, sis.]
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“…Huh?”
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Oh.
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It’s a woman.
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Kojime? (Korean meme for shock/surprise)
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IT’S A WOMAN!!!!!
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Hnnng… Noonaaa…
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A high-level noona, omg.
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Wait a minute.
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That voice.
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I’ve definitely heard that voice before.
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…No way, right?
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