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What kind of place is the Omnia Archive?
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And beyond that—what is the ultimate goal of Bichineun Mutbyeol?
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Omnia Archive and Bichineun Mutbyeol have given me two tasks:
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First, to stream diligently.
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Second, to document anomalies and items for the wiki.
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Writing about anomalies and items?
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Sure, whatever.
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Omnia Archive seems like some kind of library that governs knowledge, and according to the wiki, I, Lee Jia, have a duty to endlessly pursue knowledge.
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But no matter how much I think about it, I don’t understand how streaming is related to knowledge.
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Is there some hidden agenda?
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Well, I don’t want to waste my precious emotions and time on uncertain speculation.
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How could a mere mortal comprehend the intentions of the immortal?
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Regardless of what Bichineun Mutbyeol and Omnia Archive truly intend, my role doesn’t change.
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I’m nothing more than a replaceable cog in the machine.
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If I don’t want to be discarded, I need to work hard.
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That said, simply working hard doesn’t guarantee success in internet streaming.
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If effort alone was enough, then any random person would be a successful streamer.
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At the end of the day, internet viewers are dopamine addicts.
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If a stream isn’t entertaining, they’ll turn away.
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A high-stimulation, high-risk, “inappropriate” stream is still better than a low-stimulation, low-risk, utterly pointless one.
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Why do VTubers go out of their way to craft elaborate RP (roleplay) personas?
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Because ultimately, it’s all about making the stream entertaining.
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It’s more engaging to have a distinct RP and act it out than to just broadcast in a dull and monotonous way.
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Ah—
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Of course, in my case, I don’t do RP for fun.
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“Bichineun Mutbyeol-nim, for today as well…”
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I do it to avoid being discarded.
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I pray to Bichineun Mutbyeol-nim to stay in their favor.
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That was a long one, ON.
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Ugh, I could probably recite the prayer by heart now.
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“Thank you for letting me live another day, and please keep me from facing the consequences of blasphemy.”
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First time in this stream. Is this a religious broadcast?
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1.
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The streamer is basically a cult leader, lmao.
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It’s all RP, don’t misunderstand.
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A VTuber suspiciously dedicated to their RP.
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Oh, it was just a character bit?
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I seriously thought they were in a cult.
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Do you really think it’s real?
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Try searching “Bichineun Mutbyeol.” That god doesn’t exist.
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Wait, I searched for it, and one of the suggested results is “Bitchineun Mutbyeol.” Is this real?
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What.
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Huh.
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That nickname is forbidden.
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Today’s stream, as always, began with a solemn prayer.
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After the prayer, I turned to my viewers and said,
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“Season 2, a changed Lee Jia has arrived.”
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“Changed Lee Jia???”
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“What exactly changed?”
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“Did you redo the rigging?”
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“Bigger boobs?”
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“Looks the same to me.”
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“At least the divine power pouch is still intact.”
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“Not my appearance—my inner self has changed.”
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For the past two weeks, I have been streaming half-heartedly.
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…OFLIX.
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Although I streamed for more than four hours every time I went live, calling it “half-hearted” might not be entirely accurate.
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It wasn’t just laziness—
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I was streaming mindlessly.
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No plans.
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No content.
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No goals.
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But now, I have a goal.
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100,000 Concrete Devotees!
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My immediate mission is to cultivate 100,000 devout followers of Bichineun Mutbyeol-nim.
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Even if my streams gain a reputation for being entertaining, reaching 100,000 members in the fan café and followers on streaming platforms is no easy feat.
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I need content.
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Something truly groundbreaking.
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With that in mind—
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“I’m taking content suggestions.”
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This is the moment I need the power of my followers.
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“JIAAAAAAAK”
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“Oh, come on, wtf.”
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“I really thought you had prepared some solid content yourself.”
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“Damn it.”
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“So in the end, you’re just freeloading again?”
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“Freeloading, freeloading, happy freeloading~”
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“We donate money, we provide content… are we followers or slaves?”
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Why?
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No matter how hard I rack my brain to come up with content, if it doesn’t resonate with the viewers, it’s all for nothing.
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If they suggest the content themselves, based on their own desires, then everyone wins—
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I win.
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They win.
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And Bichineun Mutbyeol-nim wins.
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A world where everyone is happy.
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And so, I created a [Content Suggestion Board] in the café.
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“Blessings shall be upon those who suggest quality content.”
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“By blessings, do you mean chicken?”
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“…That’s right.”
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“Can’t resist chicken, lol.”
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“Heading straight to the board.”
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“Honestly, I bet even Mutbyeol-noona is writing a post just for the chicken.”
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“Ahhh, Chicken God… I believe!”
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Maybe it was the promise of free chicken, but within minutes, the board was flooded with posts.
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However, Most of them were utter garbage.
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[Title: 1v1 Ultimate Debate Between the Streamer and a Follower of Another Religion – Who Is the True God?]
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“Are you insane? If I do this, the wiki’s gonna have another ‘Controversies & Incidents’ section added.”
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“Yeah, that dude’s actually crazy, lmao.”
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“‘Who is the true god?’ I’m wheezing.”
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“I mean… but the dopamine rush from this would be insane.”
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“You’re gonna pass on this??”
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“Scared?”
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“Of course I’m scared, you psychos!”
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You don’t mess with religion.
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…Well.
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I am the one constantly telling viewers to believe in Bichineun Mutbyeol-nim, so maybe I shouldn’t be talking.
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But still, this ain’t it.
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I continued browsing the board, checking each suggestion.
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[Title: Ranking the Strongest Characters in the Lee Jia Universe]
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[Title: Preaching Bichineun Mutbyeolism to Elders at a Local Market]
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[Title: Using Donations to Support Other Religions]
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Every single one was completely unhinged.
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If there was one suggestion that seemed even remotely decent, it was:
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[Title: Mutbyeol-noona Moe-fication Fan Art Contest]
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“This… this might actually be good.”
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I mean, I kind of want to see a moe version of Bichineun Mutbyeol-nim.
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“Wait, THIS is okay??”
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“Streamer is the craziest one here, lol.”
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“Careful, you’re gonna get smited for blasphemy.”
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“But… I mean… Mutbyeol-noona is kinda irresistible, not gonna lie.”
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The viewer reaction was solid.
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More importantly…
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I haven’t been punished yet.
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Bichineun Mutbyeol-nim.
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Were you actually a woman all along?
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Another suggestion that kept popping up was:
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[Title: Half-Cam Cooking Stream OR Half-Cam Reaction Stream]
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Since I had casually mentioned the idea before, there was a huge demand for it.
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I didn’t really mind doing a half-cam stream if it would help the channel grow.
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But—
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“There’s no justification for it. No good reason.”
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An event without a clear purpose is worse than not doing one at all.
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An internet streamer’s image is disposable.
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To survive in this industry, a streamer must constantly present a fresh version of themselves, paired with engaging content.
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That’s why—if I were to use my “ultimate move”, a half-cam stream, too early and without justification—
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I’d run out of tricks later.
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Half-cam content should be reserved for a key milestone.
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“I’ll do it when I reach 50,000 followers.”
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“Oh?”
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“O?????????”
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“You’re not gonna back out later, are you?”
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“Nope, I’ll make it official. I swear on Bichineun Mutbyeol-nim’s—”
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BANG!
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“ACK— I-I take that back! I won’t swear on that! Sorry! A-Anyway, I’ll do it!”
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“LOLOLOLOL”
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“Absolute lunatic, lmao.”
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“Do you even write a script before going live?”
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“This sounds like a completely improvised ad-lib.”
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“Lee Jia, the god of RP execution!”
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…I wish my head-smashing antics were some kind of genius ad-lib.
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“50k followers is kinda tough though…”
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“True, but if the streamer keeps growing at this crazy pace, it might happen sooner than expected.”
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“As far as I know, they reached 10k followers faster than any other indie VTuber.”
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“That’s not true. What about Ayase?”
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“Oh, right, Ayase exists.”
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“Ayase…”
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“Ayase… What even ARE you…?”
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No matter how insanely high-quality my setup is, there’s no competing with Ayase’s overwhelming industry presence.
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Her debut alone was earth-shattering.
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[has donated 1,000 KRW.]
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“Jia, just wait. I’m gonna spam follow requests for your channel in other VTubers’ chat rooms.”
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“You’re banned, you dumbass.”
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“Lmao, deserved.”
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“Paying money just to get banned, lol.”
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“Even as a joke, don’t say stuff like that.”
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Before I’m a VTuber, I’m a dedicated VTuber viewer.
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I’d rather quit streaming and get forcibly deported back to Omnia Archive than cause trouble in another streamer’s chat.
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That’s how much I care about VTubing.
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As I absentmindedly scrolled through the suggestion board—
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I finally saw a post worthy of free chicken.
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[Title: What About Applying for Narak Show?]
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“Ohhh.”
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“Now THIS is a good one.”
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“This fits the streamer perfectly.”
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“Honestly, if she goes on that show, she’d be called one of the best guests of all time, lmao.”
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“Alright, I’ll give you the chicken. You’ll get the chicken, but… I’m not applying.”
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“Wait, why not?”
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“??? It’s literally a free opportunity.”
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“Their audience would probably like you too, though?”
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“It’s an application process anyway, no reason not to at least try, right?”
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“I do want to, but… I’m worried I might cause trouble.”
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“That’s just your insecurity talking.”
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“You’re being way too defensive, lmao.”
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“Or is it because of Ayase?”
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“Oh right, the streamer is a big Ayase fan.”
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“You’re worried about causing trouble for Ayase???”
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“This is pure love.”
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“This is yuri.”
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Yeah.
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The problem is that Ayase is the host of Narak Show.
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Narak Show—
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Ayase Mitsuko’s signature content.
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A high-intensity talk show where VTubers, cam streamers, and influencers get invited to answer spicy and controversial questions.
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It’s the ultimate dopamine farm.
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But this kind of content relies heavily on the host’s skills.
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One bad question, and even the MC could be canceled.
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Fortunately, Ayase has handled the show with flawless execution so far, avoiding any major controversies.
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But I…
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I’m a newbie.
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I’ve never collabed with anyone before.
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I could ruin the flow.
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I could cause drama.
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Rather than taking that risk, it’s safer to just not apply.
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…Or so I thought.
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BAM—BA-BA-BAM.
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The sound of a ₩100,000 donation alert blasted through my ears.
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[AyaseMitsuko has donated ₩100,000.]
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“Hello, Jia! This is Ayase Mitsuko, the host of Narak Show!”
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“OHHHHHHH???!!???”
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[AyaseMitsuko has donated ₩100,000.]
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“You haven’t checked your emails… or the 1-on-1 messages in your café, so I had no choice but to send a donation ㅠㅠㅠ Could you check your email, please?”
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“HOLY—”
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“IS THIS ACTUALLY AYASE??”
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“IT’S REAL WTF.”
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“Narak Show LIVE INVITE LET’S GOOOO.”
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“THIS IS HUGE.”
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“MODS, DELETE THIS STREAMER FOR IGNORING EMAILS.”
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“CHECK YOUR DAMN EMAIL, YOU CRAZY CULTIST!”
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“Uh. Uh… uh… uh…”
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“What’s wrong with her speech??”
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“Why is she malfunctioning, lol?”
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“Brain lag ON.”
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“She REALLY is an Ayase fangirl, huh? LMAO.”
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What should I say?
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My brain shut down.
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My thoughts stopped.
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Say anything, PLEASE.
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“Bi—”
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“HI?”
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“BICHINEUN MUTBYEOL IS A GODDAMN BASTARD!”
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BANG!
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BANG!
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BANG!
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BANG!
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BANG!
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I slammed my forehead into the desk repeatedly.
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And finally, my mind cleared.
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This too, is probably…
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Bichineun Mutbyeol-nim’s divine blessing.
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