Hearing the little one in front of me say she’s a warehouse manager, I was utterly baffled and couldn’t help but size up this frail-looking loli.
With her delicate, weak appearance, why would the school make her a warehouse manager?
Could it be connections?
But who in their right mind would pull strings to let a little girl do such physical labor?
You see, our school’s warehouse manager doesn’t just keep track of inventory—they also have to help the kids move stuff.
With her build, she’d struggle with a mat, let alone heavier things.
But that cheeky vibe she’s got reminds me so much of that person.
Could it be that being cheeky enough is all it takes to become a warehouse manager at our school?
Under my scrutinizing gaze, the pink-haired loli finally got impatient.
“What’re you staring at? I know I’m cute, but you don’t have to keep gawking.”
Tch, that shameless attitude is just like her too.
But knowing I still had to hide out in the warehouse manager’s office to dodge Ning Xueyang’s pursuit, I averted my gaze and explained.
“Ahem, nothing, you just remind me of someone I know.”
Hearing this, the pink-haired loli seemed to realize something.
“Wait! You, 24 years old, a teacher?”
“Yeah, 24, and a teacher.”
I nodded, not quite understanding why this dumb loli was reacting so strongly.
“Just started the job?”
“Yup.”
“It’s you! There’s only one person who fits that description—it’s gotta be you!”
The pink-haired loli’s voice suddenly got loud, leaving me, caught off guard, even more confused.
“You”?
Could she see my phantom limb?
I glanced down at where “little Guiye” should’ve been, then back at her.
Seeing I still didn’t get it, the pink-haired loli explained excitedly.
“It’s me, your bro, Yu Muyuan!”
“What the—Yu Muyuan?!?!”
That name was none other than my best bro from my past life.
Wait, this is Yu Muyuan?!
Looking at the pink-haired, twin-tailed loli in front of me, I just couldn’t connect her to that hairy dude.
Before I could recover from the shock, she was already right next to me.
This guy adapted fast—just two minutes ago, she wasn’t sure who I was, and now her sleazy hands were all over me.
“Heh heh heh, not bad, you’re pretty cute too! Such smooth skin, such a tiny waist—come on, drop those pants, let me check how you’re developing.”
“Get lost, no way!”
I resisted, trying to swat away her sleazy hands, but the more I fought, the more excited she got.
“Heh heh heh, the more you resist, the more fired up I get. Just give in, little beauty~ Now that you’re a girl, you gotta let your bro have some fun, right?”
As she spoke, Yu Muyuan’s other sleazy hand started roaming too, moving faster and faster.
Judging by her outrageous comments, this was definitely my absurd bro, no doubt about it.
Also, does this guy have some weird fetish?
Back then, I introduced her to all kinds of women—gorgeous, long-legged beauties, energetic, soft lolis—and she never showed any interest.
Now that I’m a girl, she’s all over me?
Didn’t she just use up all her strength moving equipment earlier?
“Let me see!” she bellowed.
“No way!!!!”
I held onto my pants with one hand and covered my butt with the other, terrified she might actually do something crazy.
“Um, I’m here to pick up some equipment, and… what are you two teachers doing…?”
A soft, cute voice reached my ears, making both me and Yu Muyuan freeze.
Turning around, I saw my class representative, Bai Yueran, standing there, her small hand covering her eyes, her little face bright red.
“Sorry, we’re just joking around. Um… what’s up, Yueran?”
I almost let “Little Yueran” slip out—a nickname I used to get closer to her and help with her shyness. Calling her that now would be too forward.
“Teacher, um… Yueran needs to pick up something. Teacher Yin Yihong needs to write something, but all the pens ran out of ink, so she sent Yueran to get some.”
Bai Yueran kept her head down, looking extremely shy.
Hearing this, I smacked Yu Muyuan’s butt hard and urged her loudly.
“She said she needs pens! What are you, the warehouse manager, standing around for? Go get them!”
“Tch.”
“Tch what? Hurry up! Dawdle any longer, and I’ll report you for slacking off as a warehouse manager.”
“Fine, fine, I’ll go get them.”
Grumbling, the pink-haired loli pouted resentfully and headed into the warehouse.
Meanwhile, I was secretly delighted—serves you right for groping me earlier!
Ugh, I just hope Bai Yueran didn’t see that scene and that it hasn’t ruined my image in her eyes.
After all, I’m planning to get closer to Yueran later to help her overcome her shyness.
Sure, I’m a no-good, love-’em-and-leave-’em scumbag at heart, but I’m not always that scummy.
Seeing Yu Muyuan leave, Bai Yueran looked up at me again.
“Teacher, just now, you and that teacher…”
“Don’t worry, we were just messing around.”
I scratched my head awkwardly, explaining.
“Really?”
Bai Yueran stared at me, her cute little face radiating an irresistible purity and innocence.
“Really! That’s just how she is—always pulling some outrageous stunts.”
I put my hands on my hips, sighing helplessly.
Even as a girl, that guy hasn’t changed one bit.
And with her memories from the previous world line, it’s not hard to figure out she’s a reincarnator too.
“Phew, that’s a relief then.”
Bai Yueran patted her chest, letting out a sigh.
Just when I thought I’d cleared things up, that outrageous jerk popped up again.
“Wuwuwu, you promised me before, but now you’re changing your tune in front of another woman? You heartless Guiye!”
I looked back to see Yu Muyuan staring at me with teary eyes.
Come on! If we’re joking, fine, but do you have to act this convincingly?
Bro, with that acting, it’s a shame you’re not in showbiz!
“It seems Yueran’s interrupting you two. I’ve got the pens, so I’ll leave now.”
Realizing something was off, I hurriedly explained.
“It’s not like that, listen to me!”
“No need to explain. Just be more mindful of the setting next time. Yueran’s fine and won’t tell anyone.”
With that, Bai Yueran took the pens from Yu Muyuan and left without looking back, leaving me panicking alone.
“It’s not like that! Come back and let me explain!”
Great, now there’s a weird misunderstanding!