Chapter 31: Fried food PLAY!

After the lunch break, the students began their afternoon military training, while I planned to return to my office to think about what I could do in the afternoon.

At that moment, the system’s voice suddenly interrupted my thoughts.

“The next task is being assigned to the host. The trigger condition for this plot is: head to the office to rest. Plot tags: office, hypnosis, wet dream.”

Hearing this, I, who was initially feeling listless, instantly perked up.

“Huh?! Wet… wet dream? That exciting?!”

If it’s a wet dream, doesn’t that mean even those perverts are within my reach?

After all, when someone’s asleep, they have no resistance.

“Correct. The host only needs to return to the office to trigger the plot.”

“Alright, alright, I’m going, I’m going!”

I excitedly rushed toward my office, my heart pounding with anticipation at the thought of playing such a thrilling game for the first time.

Since the other party would be asleep, no matter how you look at it, I’d be the one in control!

Back in the office, I thought the plot would trigger immediately, but after waiting at my desk for over an hour, nothing happened.

I didn’t know what everyone else was busy with, but there were no other teachers in the office besides me.

If I were a new teacher, I’d probably be a bit panicked, subconsciously thinking I missed some meeting notice.

But as an old-timer, I wasn’t fazed at all.

I glanced at my phone—sure enough, nothing.

With all the teachers busy and the students at military training, who was I supposed to trigger the plot with?

Another hour passed, and still nothing happened.

My initial excitement had faded, and I was starting to feel drowsy again.

At this rate, it’d be time to clock out.

I could play games, but my head felt foggy, and I wasn’t in the mood.

If I slept, I’d probably wake up to a mess and have to mop the floor.

As I lay bored on my desk, the office door opened, and Yin Yihong walked in.

The first thing she did was look for me, her intentions painfully obvious.

This woman was definitely a reincarnator too.

Since we were in the same office, there was no way I could avoid her, so I just raised my hand to let her know where I was.

When she saw me, she approached with a beaming smile, but what kind of thoughts were hidden behind that smile?

I knew all too well…

“Teacher Guiye, you look exhausted. Was the morning tough? Need some help relaxing?”

Exhausted?

Thinking about it, all I did this morning was get teased by Ning Xueyang and Mochizuki Sakurako.

It was pretty tiring…

I knew Yin Yihong’s offer to “relax” probably wasn’t anything good, but I was curious about what she had in mind, so I asked.

“So, how does Teacher Yin Yihong plan to help me relax?”

“Well, I was thinking of giving Teacher Guiye a massage, targeting some pressure points. I learned it from a guidebook, though I’m not sure how well I’ve mastered it.”

A massage with pressure points?

That means she’d have to touch my body!

No way!

This woman’s been eyeing me like a predator!

“Maybe we should just—”

“You wouldn’t refuse, would you, Teacher Guiye~?”

Before I could finish rejecting her, Yin Yihong cut me off.

Her smile grew even more eerie.

It should’ve made me uneasy, but her voice carried some strange, enchanting charm that made my already foggy mind even hazier.

I don’t know what happened, but the words of refusal got stuck in my throat, and my thoughts started to shift.

After working so hard, maybe letting her give me a massage wasn’t such a bad idea.

As long as she didn’t touch anywhere weird, it should be fine, right?

Yeah! As long as she doesn’t touch anywhere strange, it’s fine!

I’ve heard massages are really relaxing, and honestly, I was kind of curious to try it.

It’s just a test, nothing more.

If I stay cautious around her in the future, nothing bad will happen.

With that in mind, I finally agreed.

“Alright, let’s give it a try.”

I leaned back on the desk, watching Yin Yihong.

She came over to my side, her slender, soft hands gently working on my shoulders.

I had to admit, her massage technique was impressive.

The tension in my shoulders melted away under her touch.

If I weren’t consciously holding myself together, my muscles would probably have gone completely limp.

It’s just a shoulder massage; there shouldn’t be anything weird, right?

With that thought, I saw no reason to stay tense.

It seemed like Yin Yihong genuinely had no ulterior motives this time, so there was no need for me to be so on edge.

With that, I fully relaxed, and as I did, soft moans slipped out of my mouth uncontrollably.

“Mm~ Ah~ Ohhh~~ Easy, ugh~”

I was so comfortable and relaxed that I didn’t even notice how embarrassing my sounds were.

Then, Yin Yihong’s voice reached my ears again.

No, it wasn’t just reaching my ears—it felt like it was sinking deep into my mind, to the point where I couldn’t tell if it was her voice or my own truest thoughts.

“You’re feeling very relaxed~ Very relaxed~”

I’m feeling very relaxed… very relaxed…

“So relaxed you can’t think of anything, only hearing my voice~”

I can’t think of anything, only hearing Yin Yihong’s voice…

“You’re feeling very sleepy now. You’ve worked so hard; isn’t it time for a nice nap?”

So sleepy… time to sleep…

Her strange voice, paired with her eerie massage technique, put my mind in a state I’d never experienced before—light and floaty, like I was drifting on a cloud.

My consciousness was slipping away, my eyelids growing heavy.

No, it’s too comfortable.

Maybe I’ll just sleep for a bit.

Nothing weird will happen…

…

“Mm~ Ah~~~”

I woke up, slowly stretching as I got up from my seat.

That was such a comfortable nap, my body still tingling all over.

I hadn’t slept this well in ages.

As I got up to move, my foot slipped.

Looking down, I saw a puddle of liquid that had appeared out of nowhere.

Tch, who’s so uncivilized to spill water at my spot?

Looking outside, I noticed the sky had darkened considerably.

It’s already this late?

I must’ve slept for a while.

Yin Yihong’s pressure point massage was really something.

I cleaned up the water with a mop and prepared to head home.

I grabbed the mop from the corner of the office, and at that moment, the system’s notification sounded.

“Congratulations, host, for completing the plot. Plot tags: office, hypnosis, wet dream.”

Aha, no wonder I slept so well! I must’ve made a move on some girl while I was asleep.

If I remember correctly, a wet dream means the protagonist sleepwalks and makes a move on someone, right?

Wait, is that right?

Why do I feel like something in my brain has been altered?

Whatever, I’m too lazy to think about it.

After such a great nap, I can just head home.

Life’s too short to overthink things!