The Confession Session content is the complete opposite of Ayase’s “Good Deeds Bragging.”
Confession, at its core, is a sacred ritual performed to receive forgiveness for one’s sins.
To put it bluntly, it’s not an exaggeration to call it “Evil Deeds Bragging” content.
Before starting the confession, I gave the followers a clear warning:“If you’ve committed a crime punishable by law, don’t come to me—go turn yourself in at the police station.”
Of course, that probably won’t happen, but in the off chance someone confesses to a serious legal offense.
The content would immediately be axed,And my face would end up plastered across the 9 o’clock news.
“Busty Divine Power VTuber Lee Jiah embroiled in confession scandal”.
Yeah, something like that would probably be the headline.
“If you come in here confessing stuff like ‘I drank and drove,’ I’ll be the one reporting you to the police. Got it?”
•That’d be some next-level psycho stuff LOL.
•Drunk driving, really LOL.
•This isn’t UFC, this is WWE content, guys.
•Is it a sin that I got excited looking at the cult leader’s divine power pouches?
•Huff huff sniff sniff slurp slurp.
•That’s not a sin, that’s just facts.
•Totally normal reaction.
•The real fact is that even the Shining Star( or Beachy Mutbyeol)Nunna got excited looking at the host, duh.
•And how would you know that, you lunatic LOL.
•Spreading fake news as always, classic Sinboard LOL.
“D-Don’t say weird stuff! Anyway, come on in.”
And so, the Confession Session began.
Unlike Ayase’s “Good Deeds Bragging” segment, this wasn’t the kind of content that could be run by simply reading viewer-submitted posts on the fan café.
That would lack sincerity.
True confession only happens when I speak directly with viewers, hear their voices, and receive their emotional appeals in real time.
Last time, I took offerings before holding confessions.
This time, I decided not to.
While being seen as money-hungry (donmisae) can sometimes help the stream, letting that image become too fixed could hurt in the long run.
After creating a voice chat room and sharing the invite link in the stream announcement.
Dding!
Dding!
Dding!
Dding!
Dding!
A notification sound barrage bombarded the viewers’ ears.
•AAAARGH, my ears!
•Turn off the damn notifs.
•Are you new to streaming or what.
•(Info) She is, actually.
•(Fact) It hasn’t even been two months since debut.
•Sorry.
Guess I’m still missing these little details from lack of experience.
[Me me me me me me me me me me]
[Hug me hug me hug me hug me hug me hug me hug me]
[Wow look at that Divine Power Pouch LOL]
[Who is the sinner who is the sinner who is the sinner who is the sinner who is the sinner]
[Shouldn’t the cult leader be arrested for public indecency first?]
•Look at this chaotic voice chat LOL.
•This is peak Sinboard.
•Absolute chaos.
•Ugh, I told you to close the chat before it starts.
•This is why other streamers shut the chat down before launching voice calls LOL.
•So… I could close the chat window.
•Another rookie mistake from not having enough streaming experience.
After closing the hectic voice chat text box, I created a voice room and set the participant limit to two people.
First come, first served.
The first sinner entered the room.
“Hello, faithful one. Please confess your sins to the divine pre—”
[Anbeechi’s Eunha is God and Invincible! Anbeechi’s Eunha is God and Invincible! Anbeechi’s Eunha is God and Invincible…]
Kicked.
Instantly.
Whatever else happens, there’s one thing I won’t tolerate—Euncheop.
You can’t show any mercy to those bastards.
Why is it that the bigger this stream gets, the more heretics show up?
Dding.
The second sinner entered.
“Welcome, faithful one. Please confess your si—”
[I wanna bury my face in that Divine Power Pouch and dieeeeeee!]
Kicked.
He was insane.
The third sinner.
The fourth sinner.
Even up to the tenth sinner—every single one of them was either from Euncheop, a lunatic, or a heretic.
Is this what this stream is usually like?
•Yep.
•Why are there so many Euncheop, heretics, and crazy people LOL.
•Smash that like if this content’s going straight to hell.
•Like.
This is all because the host showed up dressed too damn seductively today, that’s why all the randos are flooding in.
•Reveal your divine outfit, take the punishment that comes with it.
•Yeah, all the VTuber floaters gathered today LOL.
Damn it.
This segment was about to crash and burn thanks to the floaters.
I expected some floaters to come in after revealing the divine outfit, sure.
But I didn’t think they’d actually flood the voice chat and wreak havoc.
[ㅇㅇ has donated 4,000 won.]
The shocking part?
All of those people so far weren’t even floaters.
For real?
Are you serious??
Wait, seriously?
Oh right, all the people who came used inside memes from this stream to cause trouble LOL.
What the hell, how is this real.
This Is Real Why.
Oh, the red pill.
“…”
That was the red pill.
When I did this confession segment a month ago, people weren’t this far gone.
The Adoongs (VTuber idols) are all so pretty, handsome, and well-mannered—
So why are my followers all like this?
[Sinboard has donated 1,000 won.]
•”Geeseegi” — like streamer, like chat.
•I deny it.
•Compared to these people, I’m a totally normal person.
•No, I’m a devoted fanatic, actually.
•The eleventh sinner entered.
•At this point, I wasn’t even expecting anything.
Chin resting on my desk, I spoke with a bored expression.
“Spit it out.”
[I want to confess my sins… I am a sinner…!]
Ah.
Finally, one arrived.
I quickly straightened my posture.
Just hearing their voice—I knew.
This person is a bona fide sinner.
Look at that—how the trembling in their voice makes them seem so sincere.
My excitement spiked at the thought that a proper sinner had finally shown up.
I spoke up.
“Confess your sins to God. Just pretend no one’s here and be comfortable.”
No one here (9,600 viewers)
•Why are there so many viewers today lol.
•That’s more than twice the usual, right?
It’s because the divine outfit attracted attention, so we’ve got more people than usual
•All the VTuber randos are in this stream lol.
•Whoa, just got here—what’s this milk distribution thing?
•No way the baby’s going hungry now.
•User has been kicked by the manager.
•Dead on arrival.
•RIP.
•Listen to that trashy tone, damn lol.
•Throwing around bad words like crazy.
•VTuber randos don’t hold back.
Maybe it was the divine outfit that brought in the crowd, but the chat was getting a little chaotic.
Still, any comments that crossed the line were instantly taken care of by the manager.
Honestly, picking my managers through that strict interview process might’ve been one of the best choices of my life.
I’ll reward them with Wingbong Chicken this month.
The sinner began confessing their sins.
[Dear Cult Leader, I am a sinner… A month ago, I committed an unforgivable sin…]
“Hmm, believer, I just have to ask—this isn’t an actual crime, is it?”
[Well, it’s kind of a gray area, but definitely not UFC-level. Please just hear me out.]
“Alright. If it turns out to be something truly out of line, I’ll report it to the police myself.”
[The incident happened exactly a month ago.]
So it’s from a while back.
What kind of sin must it be that they’re only now coming to confess it to me?
[You know the game Minas Land, right?]
“Of course. It’s that dungeon-farming-style RPG game.”
There was a lunatic last time who blew up someone else’s +13 weapon in Minas Land during their confession.
“Wait, is it that game again? If you’re confessing something minor again, divine judgment will…”
[Please just listen—this is no small matter.]
“…Go ahead.”
The sinner, a veteran player of Minas Land, was a man plagued by abysmal luck.
Minas Land features a loot system heavily based on RNG.
Despite having played the game for years, the sinner still hadn’t obtained his class’s ultimate weapon.
It’s not like he was stingy about spending money, either.
He claimed that in just the past month, he’d dumped tens of millions of won into the game.
Uh.
Wait a sec.
Don’t tell me the sin he’s talking about is.
“Did you, by any chance, get so thirsty you had knee surgery?”
[No, that’s not it. The water bottle isn’t a cash item, after all.]
Hmm.
Well, his payment attitude is definitely commendable.
The sinner, who usually enjoyed socializing in-game, once got close to a newbie.
And then, a catastrophe occurred that utterly shattered him.
The newbie, who had only been playing for two days…managed to obtain the ultimate weapon for their class.
And get this—the newbie and the sinner shared the same class.
This is starting to feel…a little ominous.
[I was angry. No, I was furious. I was resentful. I blamed myself for being so unlucky, I blamed the game director, and finally…]
“Did you blame the newbie?”
[…Yes. I began to think. How could I make that newbie quit the game?]
•Ohhh, this buildup.
•This is getting sketchy.
•Stop right there!
•Man, he really is unlucky lol.
•Even I got it in my first week, and he hasn’t? lol.
•I got it yesterday too lol.
•WTF, who are these jerks flexing in chat right now?
•Manager! Those guys are heretics!!! Purge them all!
Unlike the sinner, who harbored malicious thoughts,the newbie seemed to trust him completely.
[By some crazy coincidence, the newbie turned out to live in the neighborhood next to mine.
I cheered on the inside.
It was the perfect chance—my golden opportunity to take revenge on him.
I worked up the courage to ask: how about going to a PC bang together?]
“…”
Ugh, again with the PC bangs?
Why do Minas Land players love PC bangs so much lol.
Because you get about 50% more dungeon stamina if you play at a PC bang, it’s basically mandatory ㅇㅇ;
It’s that pattern again?
PC bang pattern: ON.
Inviting someone to a PC bang out of spite—this dude’s straight-up nuts lol.
Divine judgment, holy sh*t.
What came next.
I could already guess, even without hearing it.
[I kept gaslighting the newbie.
Urging him to try for a +13 upgrade.
Now, usually, the unspoken rule is to stop at +12, since that’s the safe limit where your gear won’t break.
But…eventually, thanks to my gaslighting, the newbie went for the +13.]
“It failed, didn’t it?”
[…Yes. And just like that, the ultimate weapon vanished into thin air.
I thought revenge would taste sweet.
But it didn’t.
All I was left with was this hollow feeling.]
It was similar to a previous story, yet also different.
This time, it felt like the sinner was truly remorseful.
There was no hint of sarcasm or playfulness.
I could sense genuine guilt toward the newbie.
After hearing the full confession, I spoke.
“I will now deliver judgment.”
•?
•Sorry, is this guy a judge?
•Wasn’t this supposed to be a confessional stream?
•Who do you think you are?
•What’s with the sudden judgment lol.
•”I misspoke. In the name of God, I shall deliver judgment.”
•Ah, is this one of Mutbyeol noona’s judgments?
•That pattern again.
•Mutgi Shield ON.
•FFS, there it is again—in the name of God lol.
•Using the cheat code again, huh.
•Unbeatable logic;;;
•Whatever, it’s divine judgment now.
“Do you still keep in touch with that newbie?”
[Yes, after meeting at the PC bang, we started dating.
She quit the game that same day, and now I’m the only one still playing Minas Land.
I haven’t told her the truth about what happened that day.
I’ve been wondering how I should bring it up…]
“I see. Here’s my conclusion. Apologize to your girlfriend properly and post a story on—”
Wait.
Hold on.
Stop.
Did I hear that right?
“Your girlfriend?”
[Yes, my girlfriend.]
•?
•??
•????????????
•What kind of plot twist is this?
•Everyone—including me and the viewers—were stunned by the sinner’s sudden confession.
Then I said the one thing that absolutely had to be said.
“You bastard… you’re silver-ranked smurf, aren’t you.”