‘A chicken gift card? That’s worth a try…’
I was personally confident in my gaming skills, especially in FPS games.
[Oh]
[Let’s jump in right now lol]
[This one’s a must-play…]
[Glim, you’ve completely lost it.]
[Gimme chicken, gimme chicken, gimme chicken, gimme chicken.]
[What kind of chicken is it?]
[Glim’s chicken is kinda rare lol.]
“Hm.”
Thinking it wouldn’t be a bad idea to give it a shot, I opened the game immediately.
[BestOfTheBestJaehun]
“…This username is so cringey.”
I couldn’t help but wonder if this was the best I could come up with.
Surely, I could’ve come up with something cooler.
Disappointed with Lee Jaehun’s lack of aesthetic sense, I started the game and waited.
“Alright, I’m opening the room now. Come on in and get ready to lose to me.”
[Yeah right, get ready for nothing lololol]
[Incoming glorious destruction of Glim, liking this already lol.]
[Liking intensifies.]
[Honestly, no one’s gonna feel intimidated by you.]
[Is it first-come, first-serve?]
[What’s the password? What’s the password? What’s the password?]
“Oh, of course, I’m not sharing the password.”
She wasn’t giving out the password?
I was a bit taken aback but quickly refocused and searched for the room Glim had created.
“By the way, the room’s name is Glim’s Room69~ You’ll just have to find it yourselves.”
I found it before she even mentioned it.
All I had to do was search for Glim’s username.
“…What’s the password, though?”
It was likely something related to Glim.
It could have been a generic set of numbers, but the odds were higher that it was something related to Glim.
I immediately opened her Wiki page and started entering all the numbers associated with her.
From the most important ones to the seemingly insignificant ones, I tried them all.
After repeatedly entering numbers—
Ding!
[You have entered Glim’s Room69.]
I successfully entered the private room Glim had created.
“Wait, who is this? How did they crack the code already? I didn’t even say how many digits it was!”
[What the heck is that guy? lololol.]
[Absolute madlad.]
[Legendary Glim viewer, lmao.]
[How did they crack it in under a minute?]
[Did you really want chicken that badly?]
[This feels rigged.]
Even the viewers in Glim’s chat seemed shocked.
It made sense—they had a reason to be surprised since even I thought I had cracked the password pretty quickly.
But that wasn’t what mattered right now.
[BestOfTheBestJaehun: One-on-one?]
[BestOfTheBestJaehun: Are we doing this or not?]
The important thing was winning the one-on-one match.
‘Do you know how precious a chicken gift card is?’
All I wanted was to win as quickly as possible and claim my reward.
“Wait, hold up. Are you… a guy?”
[Oh.]
[Hey oppa, want to date me? lol.]
[He’s cute, though.]
[Oppa, what do you think about me?]
[Ugh, so many fangirls in the chat, lol.]
[Classic fangirl behavior, smh.]
[Chat is going wild, as expected.]
[What difference does it make if he’s a guy? lol.]
[Even Glim is kinda lowkey into guys, isn’t she?]
‘Why is she even asking that?’
I mean, yes, I was a guy.
But the question left me feeling a bit uneasy as I typed my reply.
[BestOfTheBestJaehun: Yes.]
Glim immediately responded.
“Oh! Then would you like to chat with me while we do the one-on-one? You can just turn on your in-game mic.”
[BestOfTheBestJaehun: Is that necessary?]
From my perspective, the word necessary naturally came to mind.
There was no benefit to revealing my voice just because I’m a guy.
“Come on, if you beat me, you’ll get a chicken gift card. At least reveal your voice—it’s only fair!”
Hmph.
No matter how I looked at it, it sounded like nonsense, so I immediately refused.
[BestOfTheBestJaehun: No thanks.]
[BestOfTheBestJaehun: Let’s just start the one-on-one.]
[BestOfTheBestJaehun: Unless you’re scared.]
I threw out a subtle jab at her.
“…I’m not scared! Let’s get started right now.”
And with that, we immediately began the one-on-one match.
[Why is she getting provoked so easily, lololol.]
[She got baited instantly, smh lol.]
[We need to hear the voice, hear the voice, hear the voice!]
[How could you not want to hear his voice?]
[Ah, this stream is officially dead now.]
[Glim, you’re done for lol.]
[Her stream sense is as bad as her… uh, you know.]
[User has been forcibly removed!]
[Lololol.]
[Please, stop bringing up… that topic lol.]
The heroes we both picked had purple skin and wore outfits that left almost nothing to the imagination.
“This is just… ugh.”
Feeling slightly uncomfortable with the hero’s appearance, I began checking my aim.
Pop!
I rolled, zoomed in, and fired a shot.
Bang!
After repeating this process a few times, I confirmed that my aim was fine—actually, it seemed to have improved.
Thinking that, I started moving slowly across the map.
‘Where could she be hiding?’
It seemed likely that she was in a spot where I couldn’t see her.
As I moved cautiously, keeping to cover, I suddenly noticed.
Swish.
In the distance, I spotted a sniper’s plump rear slightly sticking out from behind cover.
It must have been because of the skin Glim equipped, which made it more noticeable.
She hadn’t realized my position yet.
Taking advantage of this, I zoomed in and aimed directly at the exposed target.
Bang!
I wasn’t sure if I hit her.
After all, I wasn’t watching the stream.
But considering my aim, I probably did.
While she was likely panicking, I used the opportunity to grapple across the map toward her position and fired another shot mid-air.
Bang!
At the same time, a notification appeared across the map.
[Glim has been eliminated.]
“Got her.”
Now it was time to claim my chicken gift card.
Grinning, I opened Glim’s stream.
“No way. Is this for real? Seriously, wow…”
[Wow, this guy’s aim is insane lololol.]
[Looking at the aim, it’s not even a hack. What is this guy?]
[You just lost to a man by ‘pure skill’…]
[User has been temporarily removed!]
[Glim’s gaming skills are still bb-tier.]
[Glim does seem to have some talent in FPS games, though… ;;]
[Seriously, that was incredible, lol.]
Glim kept sighing as she watched the death cam replay.
After a series of deep sighs, she seemed to collect herself. She rubbed her face briskly and spoke.
“Well… Mr. BestOfTheBestJaehun, please take a screenshot of your screen and email it to me as proof. I’ll send the chicken gift card to that account.”
Oh.
She accepted the results surprisingly well.
I expected her to start arguing, saying something like there’s no way this is legit.
Considering her character’s sharp and sly appearance, I had been a little worried.
Relieved, I took a screenshot and sent it to Glim’s email.
[This is BestOfTheBestJaehun. I’ve attached the proof screenshot.]
“Getting free chicken is easy.”
I made a mental note to drop by Glim’s streams more often.
Spending a little time to get free chicken? That was generosity at its finest.
“Okay, cut.”
The impromptu one-on-one matches ended with a record of 9 wins and 1 loss.
Aside from that one guy, I had easily won every other match.
Sniping players who chose the purple-skinned sniper hero was my specialty, after all.
“Damn, the more I think about it, the more annoyed I get.”
Losing a one-on-one FPS match to a man was… well, frustrating.
It wasn’t that Glim hated men or anything—it was just unexpected.
Most men weren’t particularly skilled at games.
[Just let it go already, lololol.]
[This is too funny, lolol.]
[Glim got wrecked by a guy! PFT! Glim got wrecked by a guy! PFT!]
[User has been temporarily removed!]
[This is seriously demoralizing…]
[Hey, stop teasing Glim, everyone. Like, is it really necessary to make fun of her? She suggested a one-on-one, ignored her viewers, then got completely destroyed by a guy using her main champion, and now she’s frustrated. What exactly did she do so wrong to deserve all this hate?]
[When you put it that way, it does sound kind of bad.]
I had tried to let it go, but it was the first time I’d ever lost without landing a single hit.
It was so humiliating.
So, I said impulsively:
“From now on, I’ll host one-on-one tournaments every other day. If you’re interested, make sure to join.”
[Wait, is this because she can’t beat that guy?]
[No way, lol.]
[Our Glim isn’t that much of a loser—stop slandering her, lol.]
[She’s probably doing it just because one-on-ones are fun.]
[One-on-one matches are pretty entertaining content, to be fair.]
[Glim has her pride—she wouldn’t go that far.]
[Still, Glim really is good at FPS games.]
[But you’re saying she still can’t beat that guy…?]
[Is he even really a guy? Lol.]
I ignored the chat.
All I needed was to beat that guy once.
“Well, that’s it for today’s stream. I’m tired.”
Ending the stream, I immediately checked my inbox.
I was curious to see if I had received any messages.
Click-click.
As I kept scrolling through my emails.
[This is BestOfTheBestJaehun. I’ve attached the proof screenshot.]
[Sent by Lee Jaehun.]
“…He really is a guy.”
I had no choice but to face the unpleasant truth.