Emojis
ForTestingPurposeSoccer Game Broadcast
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Everyone. Do you know what game I brought today?”
- How would we know;;
- Knockout?
- Until now, the only game we’ve played is Ekle, how would we know, you idiot?
EmojisForTestingPurposeSaying this makes it seem like it’s something totally random, right?
- Is it League of Legends?
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Ah. It’s not League of Legends. I don’t plan on playing that.”
EmojisForTestingPurposeI’m already someone who’s really motherless in real life.
EmojisForTestingPurposeI don’t want to be motherless even in the game…
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Hey, aren’t you supposed to defend your parents?”
EmojisForTestingPurposeI can’t even imagine myself playing League, so I don’t think I’ll ever play it.
EmojisForTestingPurposeYeah. Absolutely not.
EmojisForTestingPurposeThat’s as absurd as me falling in love with a guy.
- Too bad;;
- But it’s fun once you start
- That’s the thrill of it
- ?
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Alright. Today’s game is… drumroll.”
- Dkgdkgdkgdkgd
- Dkgdkgdkgd
- Let’s see…!
EmojisForTestingPurposeAt this point, it’s Civilization…
- Ah, stop with the annoying stuff.
EmojisForTestingPurposeTa-da.
EmojisForTestingPurposeBellingham, standing with his arms wide open, looking slightly ahead.
EmojisForTestingPurposeHe’s wearing a uniform that’s clearly not ordinary, one that clings to his body to the point of revealing his ribs.
EmojisForTestingPurposeIt’s the uniform of Real Madrid, a prestigious soccer club.
EmojisForTestingPurposeAnd the logo floating above his head.
EmojisForTestingPurposeFIFA25.
- Ah
- Wow, damn
- It’s FIFA, haha
- I love you
EmojisForTestingPurposeWhat type of girl likes soccer? My wife.
EmojisForTestingPurposeAs expected.
EmojisForTestingPurposeThe reactions are quite divided.
EmojisForTestingPurposeI saw a few viewers leaving.
EmojisForTestingPurposeIn fact, most people who watch VTubers are otaku.
EmojisForTestingPurposeIt’s rare for otaku to even like soccer, right?
EmojisForTestingPurposeI was an otaku too, but I love soccer, so I can’t say much.
EmojisForTestingPurposeBut I haven’t seen many like me.
EmojisForTestingPurposeIn the chat, there were screams and frantic messages mixed with cheers from viewers excited about FIFA.
EmojisForTestingPurposeI guess it’s my job to keep things running smoothly in this atmosphere…
EmojisForTestingPurposeUgh. What can I do?
EmojisForTestingPurposeI chose to be a VTuber. I’ll just power through it.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Yes. Today, we’ll be playing FIFA.”
- Wowww
EmojisForTestingPurposeWhat’s so exciting? Just a regular female streamer who’s a soccer noob but started streaming to suck up to [message blocked by manager.]
- (Manager) Don’t slander Yuki~ Yuki knows a lot about soccer~
EmojisForTestingPurposeNow it’s just dictatorship.
- But the chat room is much cleaner now.
EmojisForTestingPurposeAs expected. Doing a good job.
EmojisForTestingPurposeI nodded a few times and started FIFA.
EmojisForTestingPurposeOf course, the manager wouldn’t be able to see this.
- So which team are you going to play?
- ‘White Legion’ Real Madrid ᄀ
EmojisForTestingPurposeThe ‘White Legion’ is nonsense ᄏᄏ These days they only put in black players.
- Screw Madrid, let’s go with the strongest Barca.
- The traditional, powerful, and emotional giant Manchester United?
EmojisForTestingPurpose‘…Hmm.’
EmojisForTestingPurposeBarcelona.
EmojisForTestingPurposeJust hearing that name makes my chest feel a little tight.
EmojisForTestingPurposeIt was the club and team I supported and loved more than anyone.
EmojisForTestingPurposeI probably have about six of their jerseys tucked away in the corner of my closet.
EmojisForTestingPurposeBut then, I hear that guy’s voice.
EmojisForTestingPurposeAll the things he said while watching the game with me come flooding back.
EmojisForTestingPurposeSo, for now, I’m not going with Barcelona.
EmojisForTestingPurposeLike I said when I met with Bihangwoon, I’m a long-time fan of Barcelona but…
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Hey! We’re not losing! Damn, they’re really pushing up!”
EmojisForTestingPurpose“No matter what team we play, they’re charging at us, La Liga’s Don Quixote. Rayo Vallecano. If they find space, Neymar will mess it up.”
EmojisForTestingPurpose“You sound like a gambler. Hehe.”
EmojisForTestingPurpose“I’m just analyzing, Kang Suhyun. Don’t you need anything from Brazil?”
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Huh? No…”
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Then we’re good. Keep watching the game, I’ll pack my stuff.”
EmojisForTestingPurposeThe Barcelona that reminds me of that guy, I don’t want to remember it anymore.
EmojisForTestingPurposeIt was a team I truly loved and cherished, but if I start having a breakdown on stream because of him, it’d be a huge problem.
EmojisForTestingPurposeIf I had known that would be the last time I’d see the strong mentality, I should’ve beaten him up right then and there.
EmojisForTestingPurposeAh, maybe I couldn’t have won even then…
- Where did the host go?
- Haha, the thoughtful expression is cute.
- The blank face, thanks for the meal.
EmojisForTestingPurposeCrazy bastard.
Ah, right.
I was live…!
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Ugh. Just… thinking for a bit. I’ve played with Barcelona before, so I’ll pick another team.”
- Nooooo, HHHH
- If Barca is out, what team will be chosen?
- Probably another team, right?
- Do you think I don’t know, you idiot?
EmojisForTestingPurposeNow, picking which team to choose is another issue.
EmojisForTestingPurposeHmm… If I pick from La Liga, I’ll definitely get comments about Barcelona.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Everyone. Who do you think will win the Messi vs Ronaldo battle?”
- ? Of course, Messi.
- I’m younger, but it’s Messi.
- Can’t beat him in World Cup wins.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“No.”
EmojisForTestingPurposeThe symbol of the World Cup victory that no other team has achieved. The five-star badge shines brightly. Below it, the logo, a perfect blend of green and blue, proudly shows this team’s name.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“It’s the Brazilian National Team, full of romance and legend.”
- Weren’t we talking about the Messi vs Ronaldo thing?
- She’s a bit insane but in a calm way.
- Are you watching, Pelé? Please, someone do something about this girl.
EmojisForTestingPurposeBrazil is fun, though.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“I’m not accepting rebuttals.”
EmojisForTestingPurposeBrazil’s play is based on dribbling and individual skills.
EmojisForTestingPurposeMost of their players learn a lot of tricks, so it’s easy to use them.
EmojisForTestingPurposeThat’s the kind of football that suits tiki-taka. It’s the perfect fit for the Barcelona style I used to play.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Everyone. Go pop some popcorn.”
EmojisForTestingPurposeYou can’t see plays like this just anywhere.
EmojisForTestingPurposeOne side was excited, and the game began in a lively atmosphere.
EmojisForTestingPurposeMeanwhile, another VTuber’s stream had a very dull and somber vibe.
EmojisForTestingPurposeBang!
EmojisForTestingPurposeOn-screen, players wearing Argentina jerseys pass the ball.
EmojisForTestingPurposeBut it wasn’t stable.
EmojisForTestingPurposeThe ball moved awkwardly, barely avoiding the other team.
EmojisForTestingPurposeEventually…
EmojisForTestingPurposeBang!
EmojisForTestingPurpose[Ah, Lionel Messi. Where the hell are you passing the ball to?]
“Ah, damn.”
- Hahaha, just Emi.
- Emi really sucks…
- The team is better than most FIFA pro streamers though…
EmojisForTestingPurposeIt was Yamamoto Emi’s stream.
EmojisForTestingPurposeEmi, who liked soccer, had spent so much on FIFA that it raised her membership level, but…
EmojisForTestingPurpose“No! I pressed it! Why… why is a 2 million yen player…!”
EmojisForTestingPurposeThis woman. She’s so bad.
EmojisForTestingPurpose200,000 yen for a little screen graphic. It became a life lesson, but it’s way too much money to say it’s not a waste.
- Wow, the team’s good, but strangely, she’s bad.
- She can’t even use the system well, lol.
- Still, sometimes, when the team’s op, it’s hilarious to see the enemy’s reaction.
- Emi almost never loses, haha. The team’s totally OP.
EmojisForTestingPurposeSince her debut, Emi’s FIFA streams, which happened once a week, had already made the viewers familiar with her playstyle.
EmojisForTestingPurposeWell, it’s not even worth calling it a playstyle, really.
EmojisForTestingPurpose[Ah, it’s going in! Lionel~~ Messi!]
“Kyaaa! Wah! Kyaah! It went in! It went in!”
- Wow, hahaha.
- That’s just… hahaha.
- It’s just money, the world is money…
EmojisForTestingPurposeShe only scores occasionally by luck.
EmojisForTestingPurpose[Even legends like Maradona miss shots sometimes. A goal failed!]
“Ahhh!!!”
- Hahaha, hahaha.
- The ball goes out from that angle.
- Dribble a bit, then shoot, you idiot!!!
EmojisForTestingPurposeShe mindlessly attacked and lost the ball.
EmojisForTestingPurpose[Final score: Argentina wins 5-4!]
EmojisForTestingPurposeUgh.
EmojisForTestingPurposeWow, I’m really drained.
EmojisForTestingPurposeScoring by luck and mindless defense…
EmojisForTestingPurposeIf she’d gotten just one more red card, she’d have lost by forfeit, that girl.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“…Wow.”
EmojisForTestingPurposeRepeating hitting and striking, barely scraping by to win and finishing the game drained of all energy. She actually won.
EmojisForTestingPurposeNow Emi’s problem isn’t losing, it’s that she needs to lose big; her ego is too high.
EmojisForTestingPurposeThe team’s garbage, but once Emi meets a real pro, she’ll probably start learning.
EmojisForTestingPurposeWhen people type this kind of chat, they always end up meeting such players on the next team.
EmojisForTestingPurposeThe embodiment of team power that makes the opponent lose their spirit.
EmojisForTestingPurposeA team that really shows the power of money.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“See! Told you! I won in the end. I’m good, huh?!”
EmojisForTestingPurposeAnd, of course, after barely winning, she gets all pumped up.
EmojisForTestingPurposeIt’s now a kind of tradition to irritate long-time soccer fans watching.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Phew. Messi’s short, so it’s hard to use him. If he were about 188 cm, that would’ve been perfect…”
- Hey, you idiot.
- Then why are you using Argentina?
- If you care about height, you should use Netherlands, lol.
- If he were taller, his dribbling stats wouldn’t work properly. It’s like the acceleration stat.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“But this Messi, he’s so expensive. Why don’t they just release him as a two-footed player?”
- Messi with two feet would break the game.
- Then dribbling pros would just destroy him.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“That’s not good for you…”
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Ahh. Dribbling pros?”
EmojisForTestingPurposeOn screen, Emi flicks her black hair and tilts her head back.
EmojisForTestingPurposeIt’s clear she’s about to say something, and viewers already grab their necks in anticipation.
EmojisForTestingPurposeIf I play against dribbling pros next, like Brazil, Barcelona, or Spain, and they destroy me… I’ll come back on the next stream!
“I’ll do ASMR!”
- Oh?!
- Wow.
- Did you hear that, everyone?
- Hahaha.
EmojisForTestingPurposeA bold promise.
EmojisForTestingPurposeEmi’s last trump card, her smooth voice, which she always wastes, now turned into a prize.
EmojisForTestingPurposeWhen the ASMR broadcast, which was rumored to happen only when Emi was on the brink of bankruptcy, was announced as the prize, viewers got a stiff neck.
EmojisForTestingPurposeBut an unexpected, long-dreamed-of moment was mentioned.
EmojisForTestingPurposeWith excitement, fans blushed and were on the verge of becoming “red pens.”
- I need to meet Yuki, hahaha.
- Is Yuki mama good?
- You go see for yourself, hahaha.
- Yuki is the player you really need to watch.
And they wished.
For the arrogant one’s momentum to be broken.
For all the suffering people’s hearts to unite.
For the idea that gold is more important than hands to change.
And that wish was…
EmojisForTestingPurpose[AMIANIEYO~ VS ~WFyuki8]
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Eh. Yuki..?”
EmojisForTestingPurposeBlink blink.
EmojisForTestingPurposeEmi, with her big red eyes blinking, stared at the screen.
EmojisForTestingPurposeAs soon as she saw the username, a flood of thoughts crossed Emi’s mind.
EmojisForTestingPurposeWait. Yuki is White Palette, right?
EmojisForTestingPurposeThat person. They’re a monster at games.
EmojisForTestingPurposeNo way they’re as good as FPS, right?
EmojisForTestingPurposeBut judging by the chat, it looks like they’re good at FIFA too.
EmojisForTestingPurposeDid I mess up?
- They’ve arrived.
- They must have.
- Ahh, please, strike down this corrupt noble!
- You’re done for, you greedy girl, hahaha.
EmojisForTestingPurpose“Ah… ugh…”
EmojisForTestingPurposeIt’s okay… right?
EmojisForTestingPurposeEmi briefly looked at the mic.
EmojisForTestingPurposeThe mic she was using for ASMR wasn’t really a good one for that purpose.
EmojisForTestingPurposeIf she wanted to do an ASMR stream for the fans, this wouldn’t work.
EmojisForTestingPurposeShe needed to buy a high-end mic that cost hundreds of thousands…
EmojisForTestingPurpose“…Let’s do our best!”
EmojisForTestingPurposeA little later, Emi saw the Brazil logo on screen.
EmojisForTestingPurposeShe screamed.
EmojisForTestingPurpose