Chapter 18 : It’s Unfair, It’s Unfair

I blankly stared at the main page of my personal fan cafe, ‘Beach’s Ardent Followers’, which I had just opened yesterday.

After creating a fan cafe like this, it was a moment when I realized once again that I had become a real V-Tuber.

Internet broadcast streaming platform, Watchple.

Last year, my Watchple recap was a total of 3,800 hours.

Of that, 2,500 hours were spent watching the broadcast of personal V-Tuber ‘Ayase Mitsuko’.

Oh my.

3,800 hours?

If you divide 3,800 by 365, it’s 10.4 hours.

In other words.

Last year, I spent a whopping 10 hours a day watching V-Tuber broadcasts.

Of course, there were times when I slept or did other things with the broadcast on…

But I think I consistently watched V-Tuber broadcasts for more than eight hours a day.

I was so crazy about V-Tuber broadcasts that I debuted as a V-Tuber.

In the first place, I was a man, so it wasn’t even in my fortune.

There’s a saying that ‘A male YouTuber who survives is a monster.’

The gender ratio of YouTuber viewers is roughly 95 percent male, and the remaining 5 percent female.

With only 5 percent of female viewers, how can a male YouTuber survive?

Monster.

You have to become a broadcast monster to survive.

Either an audio monster whose audio doesn’t last even 3 seconds.

Or a singer who sings so well that it gives you goosebumps.

Or a voice so good that it slaps voice actors.

Or a player who’s so good that they’re in the top 0.1 percent of gamers.

Anyway, male YouTubers need talent to survive, so I never thought I’d become a YouTuber.

But.

That.

Actually happened.

Even the genders were changed.

It’s a trick of God.

It’s not a pun or a metaphor, it’s a real trick of God.

Isn’t it?

Seeing as the price of insults is not coming down.

It seems that even the star-studded beak has at least a little bit of conscience.

Anyway, up until now, it’s probably because of the excellent quality of the pantheon.

Or maybe it’s because of the rare RP based on the fact that he’s a ‘fanatic’.

He’s been able to gather quite a lot of floating viewers.

But this is only for a moment.

Characteristics of Internet broadcasting floating viewers.

These people are really crazy about dopamine, so if the broadcast becomes boring, they’ll turn their backs coldly.

For Internet broadcasting streamers, especially virtual YouTubers, the most important thing is not the moment of topicality that gathers the viewers.

But the charm that creates fixed viewers.

For example.

In the case of Ayase, who has firmly established himself as a personal virtual YouTuber.

No matter what shitty game he plays, his viewers never fall below 3,000.

Even when he sings that horrible song that’s like a terror to the eardrums five times in a row, I’ve never seen him fall below 3,000.

That’s proof that Ayase has definitely secured a steady audience.

“Ugh…”

I’m getting depressed again when I think about Ayase.

I can’t even chat.

I can’t even send a donation.

If that’s the case, why are you watching the broadcast?

If Ayase’s name was mentioned, I would have said,

“Oh, thank you,”

and moved on.

Why didn’t I just watch Bang Bang and sent a tactless donation?

Let’s stop my depressed thoughts here.

Anyway, I’m a proper YouTuber now.

If I want to continue broadcasting in the future, I absolutely have to secure a steady audience.

No one knows what happens to people.

Ah.

I misspoke.

No one knows what it’s like to be a ‘passionate follower of the many stars that shine.’

If you broadcast carelessly and all the floating viewers leave.

Later, 3,000 people become the 300th Suicide Squad.

They become the 100th Suicide Squad.

They can even become 10 great elders.

I’m not joking, a YouTuber who had thousands of viewers when he first debuted.

I’ve watched countless times as the number of viewers dropped to ten digits in the blink of an eye.

Even I have to turn on the broadcast every single day.

To see ten viewers, I have to turn on the broadcast every single day, until I die, for dozens of years?

That’s torture.

Anyway.

In order to prevent such a dark future, I created a fan cafe.

Everything will be fine.

[Today’s content is a broadcast of songs that kids like!]

Kuaaaaaaaaaah

Save me

It’s not what we like, it’s what you like, right? Giyaaaaah

Who likes it anyway!!!!

Mute for now.

Mute is too much

Ayase started singing.

Oh my.

It’s nice to hear.

I should lower the volume to 5 percent.

With Ayase’s song as a side dish, I started managing the fan cafe.

Application for membership approved.

There are already 3,000 people who have applied for membership.

Category opening.

This is, just copy Ayase’s fan cafe.

Upgrade condition setting.

This is also copied from Ayase’s fan cafe.

What else should I do here?

I thought there would be a lot of work to do, so I managed it 5 hours before the broadcast started.

When I actually managed it by referring to Ayase’s fan cafe, everything was finished in 30 minutes.

It’s empty.

There’s no cafe front door.

The font is basic, and there are no new posts.

I think from here on out.

I thought I would need the help of the golden-handed believers.

Hello, cult leader.

Bitch-chan, long live the stars! Bitch-chan, long live the stars! Bitch-chan, long live the stars!

Holy pocket ON.

You have great faith today too

I started the broadcast a little earlier than usual, and asked the viewers while showing them the bleak fan cafe screen.

“Uh… I don’t know if I should ask this, but is there a believer with golden hands? I’d like you to draw the cafe’s front door and other things.”

Declaration of drawing

Conscience?

No, sir, you said it was corporate tax.

Don’t companies even do that much?

Corporate tax (not true)

Corporate tax (individual tax)

Omnia Archive?

There’s no such thing~

The many stars that shine?

It’s all nonsense~

Lee Ji-ah is just a concept

‘Betuber Mask Removal’ has been kicked by the manager.

“You’re banned.”

Oh my

It’s scary

A person died in front of my eyes

Blasphemy is really banned without mercy

Blasphemy is also tolerated if it’s funny?

The Eommiah Archive is banned for 1 day

What’s the standard?

Why is the Eommiah Archive banned for 1 day?

Well…

Because it’s funny.

Seriously, even the Starry Night would have laughed at that?

Even if they’re gods who transcend humanity.

Surprisingly, their humor codes can be similar to humans…

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

I guess not.

“I’m sorry. I made a mistake, Starry Night. I lost my mind for a moment and had a foolish thought…”

Another price for blasphemy?

The more I look at it, the funnier it gets

The RP execution skills are really amazing

[sponsored 1,000 won.]

Now, the golden hands can donate with drawings.

[Jiyaaaa sponsored 1,000 won.]

Give me the front door drawing, you punk!

“Who wants it for free?”

I have a conscience too.

I know that making a fan cafe front door isn’t an easy task.

“I’ll pay you in return with chicken.”

Oh, but you don’t take down the front door painting under the pretext of donation.

Wow, where can you find such a kind YouTuber!

Aren’t there a lot of them?

Just click on any YouTuber and they’ll probably be kinder than the host.

“It’s noisy. So, there are some with golden hands.”

A viewer donated soon.

[CrazyStar donated 10,000 won.]

Jia, if there’s no one else, can I draw the front door for you?

“Oh, crazystar? Are you real?”

Oh crazystar?

Is it really crazystar?

?

Who is it?

What’s crazystar, you nerds

[CrazyStar donated 10,000 won.]

Yes, it’s real… Do you know me…?

I know! Recently, you worked on Yumeno Natsuki’s avatar, and before that, you worked on Merhen, and before that, Hansarang…

Ah, this person, of course,

I shouldn’t mention it.

??????????????????

Is that an alien language?

If you don’t understand what I’m talking about, then apologize

No, why do you know so much?

You seem to know more than me?

You said that watching the room manager Ayase’s broadcasts is your hobby,

You’re a YouTuber expert Actually.

I didn’t find out the names of the YouTuber moms and dads because I wanted to know them.

I just chewed, tore, tasted, and enjoyed this and that YouTuber, so I found out naturally, as if I was breathing.

I got excited for a moment because the name of someone I knew came up.

“I would be honored if you worked on it. Can I ask you a favor?”

[CrazyStar sponsored 10,000 won.]

I’ll try.

Okay.

I don’t think you need to worry about the quality.

But.

That artist, as far as I know, is quite expensive.

Shouldn’t you send at least twenty chickens to make it break even?

[CrazyStar sponsored 10,000 won.]

Oh, I’ll tell you in advance, chicken is fine. I’m also a believer, and I’m drawing it purely out of my fandom.

“Damn, CrazyStar! I like you! You’re a god!”

Bang!

“Kkwack.”

Bang!

“Ugh.”

Bang!

“Gyaaaah… I, I wasn’t being serious, I was being metaphorical! F*ck! I don’t know what to say!”

[CrazyStar donated 10,000 won.]

Thank you for the fan service.

I will start working right away!

Crazy

This is really amazing

I can only exclaim

Shouldn’t this person be an actor instead of a virtual youtuber?

Even brain death is art to this extent.

Are you caught up in the concept?

I really felt like a wall just now… Is this talent?

You’re talented, keep going.

I wish I had a concept too.

I wish I had RP too.

No.

How many metaphors and expressions related to God are there in the common idioms that humans use, and do I have to pay the price of insult every time I make a slip of the tongue like this?

It’s unfair, it’s unfair.

It’s really unfair.