[Shining star’s Devoted Followers]
Title: Today’s Clip of Our Cult Leader’s “That Scene”
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It was only shown for a brief moment, but I managed to capture it clearly.
I’ll keep going with these.
Thank you.
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[Domestic VTuber Gallery]
Title: Today’s Lee Jiah Bizarre Food Stream—Chest Flash GIF + Breakdown (Reposted from Lee Jiah’s Fan Cafe)
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Brought over a gif of cult leader noona’s bizarre food stream from today.
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GIF: Twisted Abyss Tteokbokki.
GUAAAAAAAACK.
It’s a cursed dish mixing tteokbokki, mint chocolate, and fermented skate.
Honestly, at this point, I thought she’d tap out after one bite of the skate.
But this crazy woman, LOL.
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GIF: Lee Jiah Eating Fermented Skate.
She banged her head on the table, screamed like mad, and still managed to force it all down except for a single piece, LOL.
Anyway, the important thing isn’t the mukbang itself.
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GIF: Lee Jiah Receiving Divine Retribution.
She couldn’t take it after eating just one bite of the fermented skate and cursed out Mubbyol noona, but nope—immediate triple strike of divine punishment.
Maybe it was the perfect camera angle, but her head didn’t get exposed.
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GIF: Majestic View.
But the mid-section did. LOL.
Wow, that body.
Wow, the divine power pouches.
They showed just a little bit when she lifted her upper body after getting hit by divine retribution.
•Ehehehehehehe.
Comment Section (122+)
•Yo, look at that.
•That body tho.
•Just a tiny bit showing and everyone’s losing their minds lol.
•Her divine power’s so overflowing she can’t even hide it.
•Looks delicious.
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Dude.
ㄴ Classic VTuber fans LOL.
ㄴ No subject, no misunderstanding, okay?
Camera shakes during divine retribution?
Did she really hit her head on the floor?
ㄴ You think? LOL.
ㄴ Fact is, for the God of RP, that kind of staging is nothing.
Was that intentional? LOL.
ㄴ Do you think our cult leader noona just stumbles into these things?
ㄴ She’s a broadcasting genius.
100% intentional.
The God of RP… GOAT.
ㄴ Getting divine punishment while subtly flashing cleavage—she’s the GOAT for real.
ㄴ And the way she kept her face hidden?
Flawless. LOL.
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As I keep saying,Even though I was forced into streaming this, I’m a pretty damn professional VTuber.
A promise with my viewers is sacred.
I get disappointed when a VTuber doesn’t keep their word—so how could I be the kind who throws promises to the dogs?
So I ate almost all of it.
Left just one piece of fermented skate.
I’d rather take a 5-hit combo of divine punishment than ever do that again.
After eating nine pieces of fermented skate, I ended the stream.
And collapsed straight onto the bed.
The moment the stream ended, the exhaustion hit me like a truck.
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But I couldn’t sleep properly.
I woke up early at 6 a.m., just as the sun was beginning to rise.
The reason, obviously, was the pungent, nose-burning smell of the fermented skate.
Even though I sprayed air freshener like crazy and opened the window, the stench wouldn’t go away.
It made me worry—what if the smell is leaking through the hole in the floor and into the apartment below?
I’m moving soon, and the last thing I want is to get hit with another neighbor complaint right before that.
That thing is still sitting on top of my computer desk.
No, calling it “food” is an insult to every actual food in existence.
It’s not food—it’s an Anomalous Phenomenon.
Yeah, that’s the only fitting label.
And if it’s an Anomalous Phenomenon, naturally, I have to check the Wiki.
[Mint Choco Fermented Skate Tteokbokki, Handmade by Lee Jiah]
1. Overview
2. Details
3. Trivia
1. Overview
“Mint Choco Fermented Skate Tteokbokki Handmade by Lee Jiah” is a dish created by Lee Jiah as a punishment for failing the “Payton-sensei and the Weird Village” stream challenge.
It features a combination of traditional Korean tteokbokki with the unconventional additions of mint chocolate and fermented skate.
2. Details (Flavor Profile)
A harmony of tteokbokki’s spiciness, the coolness of mint, the sweetness of chocolate, and the sharp, unique pungency of fermented skate.
3. Trivia
•Lee Jiah hates this dish.
•It’s surprisingly expensive.
Tteokbokki: ₩21,000.
Pint of mint chocolate ice cream: ₩9,000.
Fermented skate sashimi: ₩41,000.
Total: ₩71,000, making it far more costly than it looks.
“The world’s first, the universe’s first.”
Yeah, well, I think the Wiki got it wrong.
“Flavor harmony” my ass—this is something even fermented skate lovers would find revolting.
Who the hell would eat something slathered in a sauce made of tteokbokki, mint chocolate, and fermented skate?
The combo of mint choco and tteokbokki was already horrifying enough.
I mean, maybe people who genuinely like mint choco could enjoy it, because the mint choco flavor completely devoured the tteokbokki.
But unfortunately, I hate mint choco.
No—scratch that.
I hate toothpaste.
Why would anyone squeeze toothpaste into delicious tteokbokki?
Just that pairing alone was nightmare fuel, and then adding fermented skate to it.
It birthed something truly twisted from the abyss.
Huff, sigh.
Huff, sigh.
“…Goddamn.”
I still feel like I can smell the fermented skate and mint choco with every breath I take.
Or maybe not.
Maybe the smell wasn’t coming from me, but from the house itself.
I didn’t think it through.
I should’ve taken care of that Anomalous Phenomenon before going to sleep.
Just leaving one piece of fermented skate out ended up saturating the entire house with its stench.
At this rate, if the construction worker downstairs or the bar exam student next door came to kill me, I wouldn’t have anything to say in my defense.
Of course, even if they did come at me in a group beatdown, my Diamond-Body physique would come out completely unscathed.
Still, I figured I should probably give them a proper dogeza before I move out.
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My move-in date has been set for this Saturday.
I had made an unreasonable request to convert the training room into a full-blown streaming studio, so I figured it would take at least two weeks.
But it seems the Association spared no time or expense for my sake.
The benefits that the Awakened Association offers to Awakened Ones were more extravagant than I ever imagined.
Considering I had actually been thinking about refusing all those benefits, it’s no wonder Yui Seul calls me an idiot.
Still, I do have an excuse.
Accepting help from someone else still feels really awkward to me.
It’s not about whether I like or dislike being helped—It just feels awkward.
Because I’ve never really received help from anyone in my life.
Sure, about ten years ago, when the Anomalous Phenomena first appeared, an Awakened One I didn’t even know by name or face saved my life directly.
But that’s not really that special.
After all, pretty much every surviving human owes their life to the Awakened in some way.
With that in mind, I do understand why the Association supports Awakened Ones so generously.
They’re humanity’s last bastion, the saviors of mankind.
They risk their lives to resolve Anomalous Phenomena, so giving them such benefits is only natural.
That said… it still feels strange to think of myself as an Awakened One.
It’s the same reason I keep calling Yui Seul “Miss Seul” in such a stiff, formal tone.
We’re both Awakened, so we should technically be equals now.
And yet, she still feels like someone far beyond my reach.
She’s been so considerate toward me, and yet here I am, still using the cold, distant “Miss Seul” to refer to her.
I suddenly realized she might be hurt by that.
Hmm.
Next time we meet, I should at least call her “noona.”
Anyway, the Association seems to be putting a lot of effort into me.
So I need to pull my weight too.
Today, I got a request from the Association to appraise an item.
Apparently, it’s a brand-new item freshly recovered from an Anomalous Phenomenon Occurrence Zone just yesterday.
Kim Jung-hwan suggested that, while I was at it, I should come take a look at the streaming studio that was still under renovation.
He said it’d be more convenient for everyone to make adjustments now, if any were needed.
He had a point.
Even though Kim Jung-hwan has a solid understanding of VTubers, it’s not like he’s ever actually streamed himself.
Besides, the Association housing is only a five-minute walk away from here, so I gladly accepted his offer.
Following Yui Seul’s advice, I called a taxi and entered the Association building through a restricted-access parking lot reserved for authorized personnel.
Her advice turned out to be really helpful.
I didn’t run into any ordinary civilians at all.
However, I did keep running into cultists who had infiltrated the Association.
They said things like:“I’m enjoying your streams.”
“That half-cam stream was delicious to watch.”
“Why are you so bad at games?”
“Yesterday’s Twisted Nether mukbang was actual torture to sit through,” etc, etc.
Had the rumor already spread inside the Association that Awakened Lee Jiah and VTuber Lee Jiah were the same person?
Well, I mean.
My face is identical to my model, so it’d actually be weirder if the rumor hadn’t spread.
At least the information hasn’t leaked to the outside world.
That’s something.
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After meeting up with Kim Jung-hwan, we headed to the location where the item was being stored.
Naturally, the Association had its own staff cafeteria.
And in order to reach the storage area, we had to pass through it.
Today’s menu seemed to feature seafood.
“Bleeegh.”
Just smelling it made my stomach churn.
“What’s wrong?”
“Ah… just had a sudden flashback to what I ate yesterday.”
“Oh, you mean the mint-choco skate tteokbokki?”
“Please. Don’t even mention that Anomalous Phenomenon in front of me.”
“Why not? I thought it looked pretty good.”
“…You’re joking, right?”
“No. It’s tasty food plus more tasty food—of course it’s gonna be good.If you just think of it as eating tteokbokki and skate together, and then having mint-choco for dessert, it’s not that strange.”
“…”
Is this a bit?
It has to be a bit.
He’s not even a VTuber, so why is he suddenly roleplaying on his own?
Anyway, I should just appraise this item quickly and check out the studio.
The item in question turned out to be a hoe.
Yes, a regular hoe, like the kind used in farming.
At this point, appraising items doesn’t even make me nervous anymore.
It’s probably another weird one, like always.
Yui Seul always says that no matter how useless an item seems, it’ll definitely come in handy someday.
But with only two months of Anomalous Phenomenon experience under my belt, it’s still hard for me to believe that.
Just like that,I absentmindedly checked the item’s information.
And the moment I saw the item’s name,an involuntary urk sound escaped my mouth.
It was understandable—because the item’s name was:[Hoe Forged by the Screaming Nebula’s Ardent Follower]
Which sounded very familiar to me.