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Crash!
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Crack!
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The sound was surprisingly realistic for a game effect.
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“Gyaaaaaaah!”
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With a final motion of slamming her head into the ground, Lee Jia was forcefully disconnected from the game.
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V-World was a virtual reality game so polished that it had no real competition, but despite its reputation, it was riddled with countless minor bugs.
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One of V-World’s most infamous bugs:
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When a player gets disconnected, a ghostly afterimage of their character lingers in the spot where they got booted—for several seconds.
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Which meant…
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The afterimage of Lee Jia, head smashed into the ground, remained on Ayase’s live stream for a good few seconds.
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“LMAO”
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“Begging Ending™”
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“What a perfect ending”
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“Best ending of all time”
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“That chick is straight-up insane”
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“Why did that sound like a desk breaking?”
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“Did she actually headbutt her desk IRL??”
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“OFFICIAL: Guest of the Year for the Downfall Show.”
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“OFFICIAL: God of Streaming.”
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“OFFICIAL: Master of Roleplay.”
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Clap.
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Clap clap.
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Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap.
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Staring at the frozen afterimage of Lee Jia, head buried in the ground, Ayase began clapping.
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Not intentionally—her applause was purely reflexive.
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She was genuinely impressed.
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At this point, as the chat had already declared, it wouldn’t be a stretch to say that the god of streaming had possessed Lee Jia herself.
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Inviting her as a guest on the Downfall Show had been an absolute stroke of genius.
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This was the best ending in the show’s history and the best guest they’d ever had.
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The skyrocketing viewer count was proof of that.
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Normally, Ayase’s Downfall Show pulled in around 15,000 viewers.
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But today?
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Today was double that.
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The peak viewership had hit 30,000.
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As Ayase delivered her closing remarks to the audience, she had one thought:
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I need to personally thank Lee Jia for this.
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She had been confident that inviting Jia would at least bring in a decent number of viewers—
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But she never expected it to be this big of a success.
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Nor did she expect that Jia would go as far as sacrificing her skull to entertain the chat.
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Bit by bit, Ayase found herself growing more and more curious about this person named Lee Jia.
And to cut to the chase—
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I am an idiot.
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No, scratch that.
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I am a dumbass.
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No, no, beyond a dumbass—
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I am an absolute moron.
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And the reason I am roasting myself this hard is simple.
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Because of my colossal dumbassery at the very last question of Ayase’s Downfall Show.
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Maybe it was because I’d just smashed my head into my desk, but only now was I regaining my senses and replaying that final question in my mind.
“Choose the answer where the deity does NOT match the religion.”
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A. Christianity – Lord Jesus Christ
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B. Buddhism – Buddha
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C. Islam – Allah
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D. Luminous Star Religion – Luminous Star
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At first glance, it seemed like there was no correct answer.
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At first glance, it felt like it was baiting me into saying the name of Luminous Star.
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But no.
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There was a clear, correct answer.
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The correct answer was…
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B. Buddha.
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Buddha is not a god.
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Buddha refers to an enlightened human being who has awakened to the truth of the universe and attained Nirvana.
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The most well-known Buddha, Siddhartha Gautama, never once claimed to be a god.
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And yet…
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I… I…
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I am an absolute, irredeemable dumbass.
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It was a question with an obvious flaw—something I could have caught with just a bit of thought.
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Of course, I had my excuses.
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First, the fear of divine retribution had my brain short-circuiting.
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Second, the 10-second time limit left no room for deep thinking.
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Third, since this was the final question of Ayase’s signature Downfall Show, the pressure was immense.
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In other words, Ayase deliberately designed the question with a flaw to create a double-layered trap, and I walked straight into it like a fool.
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There was a way out, but instead, I personally boarded the express train to doom.
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For someone who’s supposed to constantly seek knowledge, I had failed on the most basic level of common sense.
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If the punishment for blasphemy was already harsh, I fully deserved an extra severe penalty this time.
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If I had to guess—
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Luminous Star probably wasn’t angry that I disrespected them or denied their divinity.
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No, they were probably pissed off that I was so damn stupid.
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The Official Historian of Omnia Archives title must be crying right now.
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…Not that I ever wanted to be the Official Historian in the first place.
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Ah, I hate this.
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I hate my shallow knowledge and my pathetic reaction speed.
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I hate Ayase for deliberately setting a trap.
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And yet, despite that—
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I love Ayase…!
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Sorry for screwing up your show.
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Well, moving on from the fact that I completely derailed Ayase’s content—
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There’s one more annoying problem left.
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My desk.
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My keyboard.
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My monitor.
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They’re all broken.
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What the hell am I supposed to do about this?
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I haven’t even started my own stream yet today.
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I was planning to do a post-show recap stream after Ayase’s Downfall Show wrapped up…
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But now?
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Forget the recap—I can’t even stream at all.
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At least my PC wasn’t destroyed—that’s one silver lining.
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But since my monitor is busted, streaming from home is already impossible.
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What choice do I have?
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If I don’t want to get scrapped like broken hardware, I need to bundle up, head to the nearest internet café, and start streaming there.
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…The fact that I shattered my desk with my head and now have to go to a PC café just to stream is legendary.
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Kim Jihoon, a 20-year-old college freshman.
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About three months ago, he started working weekend shifts at an internet café to save up some money.
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PC café work was boring.
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If it were a busy café, he’d be swamped making food orders nonstop.
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But the place he worked at?
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Completely deserted.
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At times, Jihoon wished it was busier—
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Because standing around in a ghost town of a PC café was torture.
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Fortunately, his boss was a pretty chill guy, and he allowed Jihoon to watch livestreams on the front desk computer when there were no customers.
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That didn’t mean Jihoon just slacked off all day.
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He cleaned the bathrooms.
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He wiped down the keyboards.
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He checked expiration dates on snacks and drinks.
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He even cleaned the disgusting smoking room.
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Only after finishing all his duties would he allow himself to watch streams.
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But today—
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Today was different.
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Jihoon rushed through his cleaning faster than ever.
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The reason?
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He needed to watch Ayase’s Downfall Show live.
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That’s right.
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Jihoon was a hardcore Ayase fan.
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The entire world was a fan of Ayase…!
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Since he finished early, he secured the perfect seat at the front desk and watched the entire show from start to finish.
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And the verdict?
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Absolute satisfaction.
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This was a legendary episode.
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One of the greatest guests in the show’s history.
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Jihoon was a diehard fan who normally only watched Ayase.
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But today…
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He found himself slightly curious about a different VTuber.
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A VTuber named Lee Jia.
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…Not curious enough to start watching her religiously, though.
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If Ayase was “mild spice,”
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Then Lee Jia was “nuclear fire chicken”.
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Her inhuman level of roleplay commitment on Downfall Show was borderline terrifying.
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Her pink hair was spicy.
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Her huge chest was spicy.
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“Spicy food is only good in moderation. Eat it every day, and you’ll just get a stomachache.”
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That was the kind of nonsense running through his head when—
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“Excuse me.”
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“Excuse me?”
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A familiar-sounding voice called out from across the counter.
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Shit.
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A customer.
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Snapping out of his daze, Jihoon yanked out his earphones and tossed them aside, instantly switching into Professional Employee Mode.
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“Ah, sorry about that! How can I… uh…”
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“I need to make an account.”
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“Uh… uh… wha…?”
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PC café employee, Kim Jihoon—
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For a brief moment, he wondered if he was dreaming.
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Just to be sure, he pinched his thigh.
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“Ow…”
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Nope.
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Not a dream.
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“Hello?”
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“Ah, y-yes!”
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“The screen said I need to ask the counter to make an account. Can you do that for me?”
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“O-Of course!”
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Sweating profusely, Jihoon quickly set up the account for the woman in front of him.
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After topping up 5,000 won worth of playtime, she headed straight for the most secluded seat in the café.
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He barely held it in.
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The words were on the tip of his tongue, but he barely held them back.
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He almost straight-up asked her.
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“Are you… Lee Jia?”
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Because the woman who just created an account—
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Looked exactly like the VTuber Lee Jia.
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No—
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Even “exactly” wasn’t strong enough.
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She was a Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V copy.
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…Could it be?
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No way, right?
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It couldn’t be.
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But at the same time… it was way too similar to just be a coincidence.
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Maybe…?
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No, no, no way.
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His thoughts spiraled.
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One moment, he convinced himself, “Logically speaking, there’s no way it’s Jia.”
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The next, “Logically speaking… it has to be Jia.”
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Her face?
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Possible.
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The artist who designed Jia’s model could have based it on a real person.
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Her pink hair?
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Also possible.
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Uncommon, but not impossible—anyone could dye their hair.
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A ridiculous coincidence, but still plausible.
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But her voice—
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The exact same voice as VTuber Lee Jia?
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That was impossible to ignore.
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And on top of that—
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She had the same… impressive proportions.
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There was only one conclusion he could come to.
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“Oh, the red pill!”
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“Oh, the red pill!”
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…What the hell is wrong with this café employee?
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Sweating like crazy, muttering weird shit to himself—
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What a weird guy.
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