[Rodena Gallery]
Title: Lee Jia (Vtuber) <- This bastard is a placement match deranker and a troll, so I’m exposing them.
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Looked up their match history—10 losses in a row, average 1 kill, 17 deaths.
Is this even a human being?
Comments (132):
That’s a bit too much, lololol.
They’re openly a deranker?
Any gameplay footage?
Their CS difference is always at least three times worse.
This is serious.
Why are people talking about deranking in unranked games?
Lol.
Even in the lowest ranks, there’s still a bottom line…!
They’re a Vtuber.
Wait, they’re a streamer?
A streamer is deranking?
Surprisingly, it’s not intentional.
They’re just genuinely that bad…
Their match history is seriously disastrous.
Is this viral marketing?
100% viral marketing.
Nah, this ain’t even human.
This guy is just an ardent follower of “Bichen Mutbyeol.”
What the hell is that, you damn weeb?
They’re off talking about some obscure shit again, lol.
Title: Saw the previous post about Lee Jia <- Watched their stream VOD
Post Content:
To get straight to the point—They’re not deranking on purpose.
They’re not trolling on purpose.
They’re just fucking terrible at the game.
If you’re curious, go watch the VOD.
They’re so unbelievably bad that it’s actually kind of entertaining.
Comments (95):
Is this that so-called “blood shield” thing?
Lol, props to you for defending them so hard.
(OP) Just for the record, I’ve never watched a Vtuber stream in my life.
I’m a true “Rodena male.”
I watched the VOD after seeing this, and yeah, they’re just straight-up garbage at the game.
I just checked it out too, and honestly, I’m speechless.
Lol.
Holy shit, I’ve never seen someone miss every single non-targeted skill for an entire match in my life.
They should just quit playing Rodona.
Thankfully, they announced their retirement right before ending the stream.
At least they have some self-awareness; imagine if they kept playing at that level, lol.
[Korean Vtuber Gallery]
Title: Officially, the worst player ever.jpg
Post Content:
[Image]
It’s none other than Jia, the devoted follower of Bichen Mutbyeol.
Rodona collabs?
Not happening.
Rodona tournaments?
Not happening.
Lee Jia really is an isolated island.
As soon as the stream ended, a phone call came in, as if someone had been waiting for that exact moment.
It was 2 AM.
Who the hell would be calling me at this ungodly hour?
Checking my phone, I saw it was Yoo Iseul.
Was it another call asking me to come to the Awakened Association for a bit?
I really don’t feel like going right now…
I hesitated for a moment, considering ignoring the call, but—
Well, technically speaking, she did save my life.
And for the sake of building rapport, I picked up the call.
“Hello?”
[Yoo Iseul]: “Hey.”
“Yes?”
[Yoo Iseul]: “You seriously fucking suck at that game.”
“Huh?”
[Yoo Iseul]: “I thought my eyes were rotting watching that.”
“…You watched my stream?”
[Yoo Iseul]: “Yeah.”
“Oh…”
[Yoo Iseul]: “Anyway, later. Sleep well.”
Beep.
And just like that, the call ended.
…What the hell was that?
What kind of situation is this?
Usually, trivial stuff like this is sent through text or chat, right?
As I stared blankly at my phone screen, completely dumbfounded by Yoo Iseul’s unexpected verbal smackdown, I was left speechless.
And then I realized.
Right.
This person was just a rude, crazy bastard.
Yoo Iseul may be lacking in manners, but she’s not a bad person.
…At least, not to me.
For some reason, I feel like she has a bit of a soft spot for me.
Maybe calling me right after my stream ended was her own way of expressing affection.
So that means…
She watched my horrifying gameplay in real-time?
Ah.
Why, heavens…
No, not the heavens.
Why did Bichen Mutbyeol create both me and Rodona?
Why did Bichen Mutbyeol grant me such hopeless gaming skills?
After today’s stream, it looks like I’ve been permanently banned from any game collabs or tournaments.
No—
No, no.
They say fortune favors the bold, right?
Nothing will change if I just sit around doing nothing.
If I have to endure getting flamed for my lack of gaming skills to reach 100,000 followers, so be it.
If I keep playing, my skills will improve little by little, right?
…Or maybe not?
Now that I think about it,
I’m not even human.
Neither my species nor my gaming ability is human.
It was a peaceful day.
I only woke up when the sun was already high in the sky, only to realize that a breaking news article had shaken the entire country while I was sleeping.
<<[Breaking News] Anomaly reappears after just one week… ‘Logic is collapsing’>>
<<[Breaking News] Not two weeks, but one? Awakened Association: ‘Still investigating the cause’>>
<<[Breaking News] ‘Anomaly Shock’ stuns citizens… ‘Are we heading toward a daily occurrence?’ Public voices concern>>
The anomaly, which had previously appeared every two weeks, had reappeared in just one week.
Sure, that’s a big enough event to make headlines across multiple newspapers.
“Hm.”
Is that really such a big deal?
To me, it felt like an overreaction.
Well, that’s probably because I had already encountered an anomaly firsthand from the safety of my room.
No, that’s not quite the right way to put it.
Only Bichen Mutbyeol knows whether that black smoke was an anomaly or not.
And I am no longer a human.
I am now part of the ‘long ones’ species.
In the face of anomalies, common sense doesn’t apply.
The logic we once knew can collapse at any time.
The reason people are shocked is simply that they’ve grown too complacent about their safety.
As someone who has already encountered the black smoke, I’m confident that I won’t be surprised no matter what happens.
So what if the frequency of anomalies is increasing?
It makes perfect sense to me.
In fact, from my perspective, this is something to celebrate.
It just means I’ll have twice as many opportunities to fulfill my ‘duty’.
Why would I complain about that?
Actually, I welcome it.
I checked my phone, and—just as expected—there was a missed call from Kim Joonghwan.
I immediately called him back, but he didn’t pick up.
Looks like he’s busy.
I can already guess why he called me.
It’s obvious—he probably wants me to appraise a newly acquired item.
Given the time, the anomaly has likely already been handled by other Awakened individuals.
And I’ve already made it clear to both Kim Joonghwan and Yejunhwan that I have no intention of dealing with anomalies outside of my ‘duty’.
So there’s no way he called to ask me about that.
That means the only thing left is…
An item.
I’ll probably have to visit the Awakened Association today or tomorrow to inform them about the item’s effects.
Living a life where I have to visit the Awakened Association and then immediately rush back home to start my stream…
It’s kind of a hassle, but if I want to be in Bichen Mutbyeol’s good graces, I have no choice but to work hard.
Anyway, the fact that anomalies are appearing more frequently is nothing but great news for me.
No need to overthink it.
The anomalies aren’t the real problem.
The real problem is something else.
I need to prepare for the Narak Show.
Yesterday, Ayase emailed me again to confirm the details.
Subject: Thank you for accepting the invitation, Jia!
Email content:
As we discussed, Narak Show is scheduled for this Saturday!
There are a few things to prepare before the show…
I’ll explain the details in a one-on-one voice chat.
When would you be available?
And I replied:
“I can do it as soon as tomorrow.”
I mean, someone like me can’t keep a mega top-tier corporate Vtuber like Ayase waiting.
Narak Show is a dopamine-fueled content show where guests are asked sensitive questions.
But if they go too far—like turning into real UFC-style questions instead of a scripted WWE—
The host, The guest, And even the viewers Would all feel incredibly uncomfortable.
To prevent the content from turning into an absolute disaster, Ayase and I planned a one-on-one voice chat beforehand.
It’s probably going to be about things like:
“Please avoid asking this question.”
“This topic is completely off-limits.”
“Ah, Eh, Ee, Oh, Oo.”
I warmed up my voice, speaking aloud.
I’m nervous.
No joke—
I think I’m more nervous than I was during my first-ever stream.
I mean…
I’ve been watching Ayase’s streams for a year and six months now.
And now…
I’m about to have a one-on-one call with her?
“JIAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!”
I screamed in my empty room.
I was embarrassed.
And my heart was that excited.
And then—
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP!
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP!
My next-door neighbors, upstairs neighbors, and downstairs neighbors all responded at once, telling me to shut the hell up.
Ah.
I should’ve turned on the Omnia Archive program with its built-in noise suppression feature…
And I should’ve muted my mic before screaming…
Anyway, it’s finally time for the actual meeting.
I carefully joined the voice chat server that Ayase sent me via email.
Voice Chat #1
Ayase Mitsuko – Online
My heart feels like it’s about to explode.
Before I enter the voice chat—
I should pray first.
A surprise prayer is the best way to calm my nerves.
“Oh, Bichen Mutbyeol, grant me your strength.”
Blah blah blah.
The long one.