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Avatar Purchase Sucker’s Broadcast Summary
I bought the avatar with my own money. It’s none of your business, so shut up.
What are you gonna do if you don’t like it? I’m a total lunatic.
I’m unemployed and a bum.
I’m incompetent.
I have delusions.
I’m gonna make back the money I blew on the avatar by playing instruments on stream.
(Some fabrications included.)
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It’s not just “a little” fabricated; the whole thing is made-up.
This bastard is straight-up lying just so he can watch himself.
Take this post down, down, down, take it down.
This guy’s brain must’ve cracked from listening to music.
Did you enjoy the stream?
You even wrote a post saying you’d go mess things up, but forgot, huh?
It was a bit different from what I expected, but it was decent.
If nothing else, make sure to listen to the part where they play the guitar and sing.
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Say what you will, but at least the maid roleplayer has a strong mentality
If it were me, I’d have run the moment I saw that chat.
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Well, they got sucked into the avatar, so…
Ah gotta make money, huh?
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Is Lily really an aspiring maid?
I watched the whole stream and I’m still not sure.
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Do you think so?
It’s obviously just an act.
Be real, would someone who wasted all that money on an avatar really be an aspiring maid?
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What’s the latest gossip in the forum?
I was busy and off the forum for a few days—what’s everyone talking about?
Did some maid hentai drop or something?
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You were off the forum for days?
Get out.
How the hell do you not forum for days?
I start shaking if I go even one day without it.
No maid hentai, but we did get a maid who can’t clean, cook, or do laundry but can play instruments.
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How is that a maid??
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I thought people were overhyping, but damn…
Everyone in the forum was making a fuss, so I checked it out, and yeah, they weren’t exaggerating.
Are we really allowed to listen to something this good for free?
The world’s gotten nice…
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No joke, even skilled bards would bow to that talent.
This guy just loves comparing people to his favorites, huh?
I told you to ignore the troll, and here you are feeding them again.
This is the usual forum template.
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You bastards, stop milking the maid VTuber drama
The forum is completely taken over, and you’re all just talking among yourselves.
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Still better than those garbage illegal vs. legal or warrior vs. mage debates.
The same people saying this are the ones who grind the gossip the hardest when something big drops.
The moment a new YouTube video drops, this forum’s gonna be flooded with maid VTuber drama for at least a month, so if you don’t like it, leave!!!
“…Not bad?”
The reaction in the gallery is much better than I expected.
And maybe because the gallery’s attention is currently focused on NewTube, discussions about Lily are coming up frequently.
As expected, my decision to debut as soon as possible wasn’t wrong.
Look at this—Lily is benefiting from the gallery’s trending topics.
If I had taken about a week to prepare before debuting, this wouldn’t have happened.
Some comments say that the NewTube-related buzz will dominate the gallery for at least a month, but…
I can guarantee that won’t be the case.
Considering how many posts flood the gallery every day, even lasting a week would be a long run.
Anyway, if a fandom for Lily takes root in the gallery, that would be the best outcome…
“No, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”
The unexpected success has me too excited.
Calm down.
Breathe.
“By the way, the illegal vs. legal magic debate and the swordsman vs. mage debate are still going on?”
The legendary “Gald Cup” debates that have persisted since the gallery’s inception—
Illegal magic vs. legal magic. And swordsman vs. mage.
Since this is a fantasy world where magic and superhumans actually exist, these topics are even hotter in the gallery.
And for me, this one is personal.
In other words, it’s a matter of pride.
And right now, Lily is practically the gallery’s favorite pick.
So if I play into the gallery’s interests, I might see some good results.
“Your Highness, are you familiar with the illegal vs. legal magic debate?”
The very next day, as soon as I met the Third Princess, I threw out the bait.
“Of course. It’s that pointless argument that clogs up the gallery all the time.”
A statement that would send hardcore debaters in the gallery into a frenzy.
Well, the most ideal conclusion is that both have their strengths, making direct comparisons meaningless.
As expected of the Empire’s Jewel—wise words.
“Comparing barbaric magic like fire magic to refined ice magic is ridiculous to begin with.”
“Exactly.”
I couldn’t help but admire my own quick thinking. Without hesitation, I immediately responded with the answer the Third Princess would like.
Still, I didn’t expect her to engage so seriously in this debate.
It was a little surprising…
But it also made her feel more human, which wasn’t a bad thing.
“Saying fire magic is superior just because of its destructive power, claiming it’s the most powerful magic because it’s killed the most people—do they think magic is just a weapon for killing?”
So she does acknowledge that, compared to fire magic, ice magic lacks raw firepower.
“The true strength of ice magic lies in its versatility and creative applications. But those fire-heads just keep insisting that ice magic melts away in the face of fire magic. I wonder if they even realize that at a certain level of mastery, elemental advantages hardly matter anymore. Well, they probably don’t—that’s why they spout nonsense like ‘fire magic is superior to ice magic.’”
…She’s really into this.
There’s a certain vividness to her words, like she’s speaking from personal experience.
…Did she lose an argument to a fire magic supporter in the gallery?
If this goes on any longer, we might be witnessing the birth of a new personal grudge.
I glanced at Anna, silently signaling that maybe we should change the subject.
Anna, nodding in deep agreement, caught my eye.
Wait, so you’re an ice magic supporter too?
“So why bring up the illegal vs. legal magic debate all of a sudden?”
“Ah, I just thought it might be a good topic for the broadcast.”
Hearing that, the princess’s voice, which had risen in excitement, lowered slightly.
“…Is that really a good idea? Can you even control the chat?”
“Well, if Your Highness openly takes the side of ice magic like just now, managing it would definitely be difficult.”
“I doubt staying neutral will make managing the chat any easier… But fine. You just want it as a casual discussion topic for today’s stream, right?”
“No? We already have today’s content planned, don’t we?”
And just throwing it in as a random chat topic is too plain.
If there’s no proper setup, it won’t attract as much attention.
“Then why bring it up now…?”
“…Did you know, Your Highness?”
That is—
“Lily’s RP doesn’t have a set magic type.”
I’ll turn it into content.
“…No.”
The Third Princess’s expression immediately hardened.
“Lily using fire magic is absolutely not happening.”
“I’m not saying it has to be fire magic. It could end up being ice magic too—it’s that kind of content.”
“The fact that fire magic is even a possibility is already a problem.”
She shot me a firm look.
“I’d rather get sand in my eyes than let Lily use fire magic!!”
[Chat]
Is there any master willing to chat with Maid Lily?
[Lily]
Viewers: 38,000 | Live for: 55 minutes
[“Alright, we’ve got our greetings settled. Now, shall we practice? Master, let’s start with the waiting room chat!”]
Open the door!!!
This maid is completely out of line.
I’m cold… I’m cold, I’m cold, I’m cold.
Yeah~ Not listening at all~
Honestly, preparing for work feels a little underwhelming…
[“Next, the stream intro! Where is my master? It’s the flawless, perfect maid VTuber, Lily!”]
No matter how many times I hear it, it’s so lame.
Doesn’t your conscience sting while saying that?
Just do it normally.
[“…And finally, the stream outro! See you next time, Master.”]
Already leaving? Already leaving? Already leaving? Already leaving? Already leaving? Already leaving?
Sigh, lost her passion.
Aren’t you gonna earn back what you spent?!
No one’s responding, just quit already.
[“…Alright! Everything’s settled—oh, wait. There’s still one more thing I forgot to decide.”]
Another one?
Why is there so much to decide?
Should’ve figured this out beforehand.
Too lazy to decide alone, so dumping it on Master instead.
[“Hmm… I’m running out of ideas too. So, I’ll just say what it is today and decide tomorrow. Actually, yesterday, someone in chat said the reason I can’t save Master is because I lack ability.”]
They’re not wrong.
That long-ass comment.
It’s probably worse than just lacking ability…
[“I don’t agree with that at all, but raising my value isn’t a bad idea, so maybe I’ll play along.”]
No one agrees.
So she’s finally gonna learn cooking, cleaning, or laundry?
Is she escaping the ‘pretend maid’ act?
[“So I thought about what I can’t do… and realized—I can’t use magic.”]
Says she can’t use magic now, huh?
A maid who can’t clean, cook, or do laundry but can play instruments and use magic.
There are way bigger issues than that!!!
She’s doing this on purpose because chat isn’t playing along.
So, which magic are you gonna learn?
[“The magic I’m going to learn is… ice magic or…………”]
[“Fire magic. One of the two.”]
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