Chapter 28 : Hello, How Are You?

Title: Today’s Collection of Lee Jia’s Screams for Zamcrete
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(Ear drum warning)

Screaming sounds are so damn satisfying lololol

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So fucking loud, fuck.

The screams are hilarious lololol is this a bit?

Even if it’s a bit, it’s still funny lololol

Damn, screaming like that is gonna wreck her throat.

She actually lost her voice after clearing the game, but recovered in 10 minutes.

She’s just built differently.

Not just built differently, isn’t she basically an awakened being at this point?

Lmao

Yeah, right.

Look at y’all calling her an awakened being.

Title: If Lee Jia Does a Half-Cam Stream and Shows Her Holy Power Pouch

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Would the community explode?

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It’d fucking blow up.

Heeuuuung, Jia noona, I’m dyingggggg

Half-cam stream?

Not sure, she was kinda vague about it.

Seems like she’s open to the idea, but her agency shut it down in real-time.

She said something about receiving the decree of the Shining Stars and refused.

Wait, is she actually corporate-backed?

You seriously didn’t know? lololol Who knows what’s RP and what’s real anymore?

The company has zero info, so it’s probably RP.

Holding my breath until she does a half-cam stream, huuuup—

Uh, dude, don’t do that.

This guy held his breath and died. Please take this post down.

Unless she’s super confident, she’s probably not gonna do it.

Honestly, her stream overlay is already camera-tier quality, so she doesn’t even need a half-cam

LoL

We’ve all just gotten used to it, but the quality of her setup is absolutely insane.

Half-cam stream has been postponed.

The only camera I have right now is a cheap face-tracking cam.

It’s specifically designed to prevent VTubers from accidentally revealing their faces, since it’s tracking-only.

Not ideal for a half-cam stream.

Anyway.

The fact that my avatar moves this naturally with this shitty cam…

This, too, is thanks to the blessing of the Shining Stars—

Just kidding.

It’s probably thanks to Omnia Archive’s software.

What is the most delicious delivery food?

Of course, it depends on the person.

But for me, it’s chicken.

The problem is, chicken is way too expensive to order often.

That’s why, when I do decide to splurge and order it, it feels extra special.

The delivery has arrived.

I picked up a drumstick.

And then—

Waaaaang!

I took a big bite.

Crunch!

The crispy chicken skin shattered with a loud crack.

Ah.

This texture, this umami.

This is chicken.

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No matter how many times I see it, that overlay rigging is insane.

Damn, now I’m hungry too.

Whoa, even the tongue is animated?

Heuuuung… Jia noona’s tongue… Ouyayouya…

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Why the tongue tho

Get out.

Oh, I thought I was the only one who found the tongue kinda sus.

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You get out too.

[User ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 KRW.]

Damn, now I’m hungry from watching this mukbang.

[User “Fervent Evangelist” has donated 5,000 KRW.]

You really love chicken, huh? Lol why do you eat it so deliciously?

“Chicken? Of course, I love it. Who in their right mind doesn’t like chicken? It’s Chineunim—our Lord Chicken.”

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

That was the trigger.

The Shining Stars above forgive many things.

They forgive those who invoke their name in vain.

They forgive those who speak informally to them.

They even forgive those who hold grudges against them.

But calling chicken Chineunim…

That, they could never forgive.

I slammed my forehead onto the desk.

The price of blasphemy.

It wasn’t hard enough to break the desk again or make me bleed, but…

The chicken…

It got squished.

“FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!”

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Why the sudden rage and swearing LMAOOOO

She slammed her own head on the desk and then started cursing, wtf lololol

This is some next-level insanity.

But seriously, why did you slam your head tho? LOL

[Anonymous has donated 1,000 KRW.]

Wait…

Did you seriously headbutt the desk just because you said Chineunim out loud?

Wow.

20???

If that’s really the reason, I can feel the existential crisis through the screen.

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Insane, insane, insane…!

Are you a streaming monster?

This isn’t just RP dedication, this is pure madness lol

No wonder they call her a fanatic…

Ah.

This…

this wreckage.

I don’t think I can call this chicken anymore.

The crispy batter had fallen off, and the once-soft, tender chicken flesh had been crushed against my forehead.

It was a meme.

I wasn’t actually worshiping chicken.

It was just some internet meme.

Come on, isn’t this the kind of thing that should be forgiven?

“…I’ll keep eating.”

With a thoroughly defeated expression, I picked up the mangled remains that had, just seconds ago, been a perfectly fine piece of chicken.

This too is a blessing from the Shining Stars…

…Nah, screw that.

Killing chicken like this is way over the line, God.

Maybe I was just too hungry.

In the end, I ate every last bit of the ruined chicken.

To me, it was a soul-crushing tragedy.

But for some reason, the viewers were loving it, calling it a new-age mukbang and laughing their asses off.

…Now I’m kinda pissed.

[User ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 KRW.]

So, what now?

“Nothing planned.”

[User ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 KRW.]

Uh, you still have seven hours left.

Thanks. Really appreciate you reminding me of that.

Seven hours left, huh.

Smashing my head into chicken woke me up, so I’m not sleepy anymore.

But I’m out of content.

Checked the café.

Read low-tier chat.

Played horror games.

Did a mukbang.

I did everything.

So…

“Taking content suggestions.”

At this point, I think it’s legally okay to let the viewers decide what’s next.

[User “NotACult” has donated 1,000 KRW.]

Didn’t you say you weren’t that into VTubers?

“I know VTubers. At the very least, I know more than you guys do.”

[User ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 KRW.]

Then prove it. VTuber name quiz. Lol.

“Send me the link.”

Oh shit, is she really doing it?

This could be risky…

Uh, if she messes up, it’ll blow her VTuber expert RP lol

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Isn’t this just a content death trap?

LOL

You might wanna skip this one…

Skip what?

Please use proper grammar, this is making me uncomfortable.

Such unnecessary fuss.

I’m not joking.

I know I can get every single one right.

As soon as the link arrived, I started the VTuber name quiz without a second thought.

“Indie, Asara! Debuted late last year, graduated now.”

Correct.

“Corporate, Philiamental von Ausberg.”

Correct.

“Indie, Ichi.”

Correct.

Correct.

Correct.

By the time I had answered 50 out of 100 questions—

I hadn’t gotten a single one wrong.

Holy shit.

What the fuck is this?

LOL

This is actually insane.

Is this real life?

Dude, she knows more than actual VTuber experts lol.

I thought I knew a lot, but this is next-level.

Wait, I looked one up, and they’re some 500-follower nobody.

How the hell do you know this?

Obviously.

I didn’t cheat by checking their names on a wiki or anything.

I just knew them all.

My main oshi is Ayase.

But I always make sure to watch every VTuber debut, even if it means putting Ayase’s stream on the back burner.

Because you never know.

One day, Ayase might suddenly announce her retirement.

It’s unfortunate, but VTubers announcing their graduation is nothing new.

After going through that heartbreak a few times, I made it a habit to keep an eye on all debut streams—

just in case.

The next VTuber appeared on screen.

I reacted in less than a second.

“Ayase Mitsuko!!!!!!”

0.1-second reaction, wtf LOL

THERE IT IS! OSHI DETECTED

Damn, she really does love Ayase, huh?

That response was instant.

Is this person actually a girl?

I honestly can’t tell.

Of course, I’d recognize Ayase in an instant.

Ah.

Look at this. Ayase is just built differently from other VTubers.

“Hehehe…”

I had been pushing through this 24-hour stream, exhausted.

But just seeing Ayase’s face made all that fatigue vanish.

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How did you even get into Ayase’s streams in the first place?

“Ah, that’s a great question! So here’s what happened…”

“…And that’s why I’m still here to this day. Any more questions?”

Would there be?

Would there be any more questions after that?

(INFO) The streamer has been talking about Ayase for the past 30 minutes.

I mean, I like Ayase too, but I never knew about all that behind-the-scenes stuff.

None of this was even on the wiki, wtf lol.

Ah.

That was satisfying.

Talking about Ayase was like pure therapy.

Soon enough, I finished the quiz.

Final result:

a perfect score.

The conversation naturally flowed into VTuber discussions.

And since it was a topic I knew better than anyone, I kept going without issue.

But…

I was reaching my limit.

My head drooped. My eyelids feel heavy.

30 minutes left.

Just survive 30 more minutes, and I could finally end the stream.

My vision blurred, and reading chat became a struggle.

Never again.

Never again will I do a 24-hour stream.

Half-conscious, I somehow endured the last 30 minutes.

And at long last—

“I’m ending the stream…”

I shut it down.

I didn’t even have the energy to go to the bathroom.

I barely managed to stand from my chair, staggered to my bed, and collapsed face-first.

I closed my eyes…

Wait.

WAIT.

I— I have to turn the stream back on!

The duty of a dedicated VTuber.

I must stream at least once a day.

If I don’t, I’m doomed.

Omnia Archive will forcefully recall me.

I turned my PC back on.

I started another stream.

“Hello.”

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What the hell?

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Underground?

What’s going on?

Why did you start the stream again?

Is this a 48-hour stream?

Are we in a time loop?

Wait, is this déjà vu?

“Goodbye.”

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?????

WTF you insane lunatic aaaaaaa

What the hell LOLLLLL

Bruh, what kind of streamer ends a stream 10 seconds after starting it?

[The stream has ended.]