Also, think less about those things in your head.
Bo Jiangxin couldn’t understand why someone’s inner voice could split to such an extent, sometimes pure and lovely, and other times lecherous and vulgar.
Or perhaps that wasn’t her at all, and another perverted soul actually resided within her body?
Because of her poor personal image management today, Xiang Di was feeling sorry for herself.
“Xiang Di.” Suddenly, someone called her name.
It was the class monitor’s voice. She smoothed her bangs and turned her head reservedly.
Ye Minjia said, “Didn’t you say yesterday you were going to bring me medicine? Did you forget?”
Xiang Di then remembered, “Oh, right.”
She quickly took out the medicine from her backpack, glanced at Bo Jiangxin, who was sitting at the same desk as Ye Minjia, and Xiang Di thought, “This is my chance.”
Another great opportunity to get close to Bo Jiangxin.
Smoothing her bangs and rubbing her eyes, Xiang Di, who was just feeling sad a second ago, perked up again this second.
Her ladylike steps reappeared.
She deliberately put on an act and came to Bo Jiangxin’s desk, trying hard to control herself from looking at him.
[I knew I should have sprayed some perfume before coming to school today.]
[Spray it on to smell good and seduce him.]
Does she think she’s pork belly to be “fragrant”?
Even if she really was a fragrant piece of pork belly, he isn’t a dog to drool at the smell of something good.
One moment she was sad that he wouldn’t like her, the next moment the pervert was back.
Bo Jiangxin scoffed lightly.
Comb your hair first, wash your face clean, then we can talk about seducing him.
“Why did you bring so much medicine?” Ye Minjia exclaimed.
Xiang Di explained, “Everyone in my family is quite healthy, they rarely get sick even once a year, so these medicines are not of much use at home. My mom just told me to bring more.”
Ye Minjia casually picked up a box of medicine and asked, “What disease is this medicine for?”
Xiang Di listed them one by one, “This one is for fever, this one is for sore throat, and this eye drop is specifically for relieving eye fatigue. If your eyes are uncomfortable, you can put in a drop.”
[Bring more medicine to school to keep handy, so I won’t be afraid if my husband gets sick in the future, hehe.]
[My husband is so handsome, he must live a long life.]
She carefully introduced the purpose of each medicine to Ye Minjia, caring for everyone in the class just to show concern for one person.
But Bo Jiangxin, who heard every word of her concern, still had no ripple on his face at this moment.
He lowered his eyelids, and in his clear, cold eyes, an almost imperceptible emotion flowed like a river under ice.
What direct relationship is there between being handsome and living a long life? Sweet talk.
It would be better to say she wants him to get sick less and not take leave often, so she won’t be too bored at school every day, lose her object of fantasy, and lose motivation to study, leading to bad test results.
Then he would become a great sinner.
Ye Minjia was practically defeated by her thoughtfulness.
She quietly glanced at Bo Jiangxin and found that he still had an indifferent expression.
Not even moved by this? Is this person’s heart made of iron, or did she misunderstand the relationship between the two of them?
Xiang Di’s seat was in the same row as Bo Jiangxin, and Ye Minjia was on the other side.
So, when introducing which medicine treated which illness to Ye Minjia, she needed to lean slightly on Bo Jiangxin’s desk for support.
Bo Jiangxin gentlemanly moved his desk back, leaning his body against the chair to avoid accidentally touching her.
She had just regretted not spraying perfume today, but he still smelled a sweet, faint fragrance on her.
It was the scent of baby lotion, mixed with a hint of floral and milk.
At this moment, the “baby milk scented” Xiang Di suddenly started playing a trick in her mind again.
[I need to strike a pose with a prominent bust and derriere, so he can see my body curves.]
Bo Jiangxin’s eyelid twitched.
…Where are the curves, please?
It’s not summer yet, and the girls’ small bodies were completely hidden in their oversized autumn and winter school uniforms; he couldn’t see anything.
And “prominent bust and derriere,” she could be picked up with one hand. She was too confident about her small stature with not much flesh.
So many tricks, spraying perfume and trying to show off her figure, but unfortunately, it’s useless.
He was laughing inwardly, but the corner of his eye curved ever so slightly, and the fleeting arc on the corner of his mouth went unnoticed by anyone.
Xiang Di was still trying hard to pose.
[How is it? Are you amazed by my perfect girlish figure?]
“Amazed” is not the word, but wanting to laugh is real.
Bo Jiangxin picked up his water bottle, intending to drink some water to dilute the urge to laugh.
[Come on, don’t pity me because I’m a delicate flower.]
[The desolate lands of Bashan and Chushui, baby please f*** me!]
“Pfft~”
“Ah!!!”
Caught off guard by being sprayed, Xiang Di screamed.
Ye Minjia was also startled and shouted, “Holy cow, Bo Jiangxin, are you a fountain?”
The commotion here was too loud, drawing the attention of other students who were having morning self-study.
Unsure what exactly happened, they only saw Xiang Di drenched in water, with water still hanging on her school uniform, standing there foolishly with a dazed expression.
Bo Jiangxin, on the other hand, was choking, his face and earlobes flushed red, and he turned sideways, covering his mouth and coughing heavily several times.
Ye Minjia was very busy, patting Bo Jiangxin’s back while handing tissues to Xiang Di.
“I’m not saying anything, but how do you manage to choke while drinking water?”
“Xiang Di, quickly wipe yourself.”
Unable to believe that she was actually sprayed with water by Bo Jiangxin, Xiang Di took the tissue and slowly wiped the water stains from her body.
Ye Minjia asked, “Do you want to go to the bathroom to clean up?”
“It’s fine, it’s just water, it’ll dry quickly.” Xiang Di’s tone was cautious, “Classmate Bo, are you okay?”
She was concerned verbally, but her thoughts were completely different.
[Is my husband having a bad retrograde lately? He’s even choking on water.]
Yes, you are my retrograde.
Never pure for more than three seconds, her thoughts would always turn to that. He shouldn’t have been soft-hearted and had any expectations for her.
Bo Jiangxin’s chest hurt from choking; he just wanted to roll his eyes.
Xiang Di continued to look at Bo Jiangxin with concern.
“Usually, he always appears cool, dignified, and like a high-mountain flower, as if he wouldn’t panic even if it were the end of the world. But then again, it’s rare to see him in such a disheveled state…”
[Oh my god, he looks so alluring like this, his face and ears are red, the corners of his eyes are red too, and his eyes are watery, who understands, my people!]
[Emmm, want to ****.]
?
Where are my people?
Who **** whom?
Just as he finally caught his breath, in an instant, Bo Jiangxin coughed even harder than before.
Ye Minjia was a bit worried and suggested, “You don’t have pneumonia, do you? Maybe you should go to the hospital to get it checked out?”
After recovering again, Bo Jiangxin pressed his chest, weakly shook his head, and didn’t want to say anything.
Ye Minjia asked Xiang Di, “Do you have any cough medicine?”
“I think I brought some.”
Xiang Di immediately picked up the cough syrup she brought from home and carefully handed it to Bo Jiangxin.
“Classmate Bo, do you… want to drink some of this?”
Bo Jiangxin glanced at the medicine in her hand, then at her, his voice still hoarse, and directly refused, “No.”
So directly rejected, Xiang Di let out an “uh” and then said, “But this cough medicine works pretty well.”
“No, I’m not sick.”
Bo Jiangxin’s expression was displeased, and his tone was cold.
Although she wasn’t surprised by his indifferent attitude, a wave of sadness was unavoidable.
Xiang Di pursed her lips, weakly said “okay,” and returned to her seat with her uniform still wet.
“She was just concerned about you, thinking you were sick. I’m saying, can’t you be a little nicer?” Ye Minjia felt a bit sorry for her.
“And you just sprayed water all over her, and she didn’t even blame you.”
Bo Jiangxin’s tone was annoyed, “You don’t understand the situation at all, so why are you sticking up for her?”
Ye Minjia was about to retort when he heard Bo Jiangxin almost grind his teeth and say, “And do you think I’ve been like this these past few days because of whom?”
Ye Minjia blinked.
“Who?”
Realizing his slip of the tongue, Bo Jiangxin’s face froze slightly.
“No one,” he said stiffly.
“I’m going to wash my face.”
Bo Jiangxin left the classroom, leaving Ye Minjia with a cryptic expression, stroking his chin in thought.
Until someone behind him poked him, reminding him, “Deaf? The old man is calling you.”
Ye Minjia snapped back to reality and then saw the old man outside the window.
“Studied yourself silly, huh?” Chen Jinghua said.
“I called you several times, and you didn’t respond. Come here and help me with something.”
Ye Minjia quickly walked out of the classroom.
Chen Jinghua hadn’t even said what he wanted him to do, but Ye Minjia spoke first in a serious tone, “Teacher, I think I’ve made a discovery.”
Chen Jinghua looked puzzled, “What have you discovered?”
“I think I’ve found the culprit responsible for Bo Jiangxin not wanting to come to school.”
Chen Jinghua was a little surprised, “Found them so quickly? Who?”
Ye Minjia hummed, then immediately changed the subject, “But I’m not sure yet.”
The second class in the afternoon was Chen Jinghua’s chemistry class.
It was probably going to be another snooze-inducing class.
However, when Chen Jinghua stood on the podium, he neither lectured nor arranged a test.
Chen Jinghua said, “Well, according to our class’s usual tradition, the joint exam is over. In this class, we’ll change seats. I’ve already arranged the seats. I’ll project them onto the screen directly. You’ll switch according to the seating chart, and once you’ve switched, we’ll start class.”
It has to be said, the homeroom teacher still had his ways.
If he started lecturing directly, few people would be energetic, but when it came to changing seats, then they weren’t sleepy anymore.
Of course, in the monotonous life of a senior high school student, one of the few pleasures was changing seats.
Every time after an exam, when new seats were assigned, everyone would look forward to which area they would be assigned to this time, and who their new deskmate would be.
They hoped not to be assigned an annoying deskmate. If it was a friend they could talk to or someone they liked, that would be even better.
However, Chen Jinghua rarely assigned boys and girls as deskmates, so they could only pray to be seated a little closer to the person they liked.
The new seating chart appeared on the screen, and sure enough, some were happy, and some were sad.
Xiang Di saw her name at a glance; she and Liang Qianqian went from deskmates to front-and-back deskmates.
Front-and-back deskmates isn’t bad; at least she’s very close to Qianqian.
The next second, she went to look for Bo Jiangxin’s name, praying to sit closer to him.
She had been praying for this since the first semester of senior year.
Although it had never been realized, this matter was like a beautiful hope, supporting her through day after day.
Looking at the two names next to each other on the seating chart, Xiang Di was momentarily stunned.
Huh? Did the teacher forget to add an aisle between her and Bo Jiangxin?
Liang Qianqian mumbled, “Holy cow, sweetie, you’re deskmates with Bo Jiangxin this time.”
Xiang Di didn’t speak, looking at the seating chart in disbelief.
It wasn’t just the two of them who were surprised; many people found it quite astonishing.
“The old man assigned the wrong seats, putting Bo Jiangxin and Xiang Di together as deskmates.”
“Did the old man take traditional Chinese medicine? He actually assigned a girl as Bo Jiangxin’s deskmate.”
“What’s going on?”
“No, when did those two get together?”
“Are they familiar with each other?”
“Isn’t it precisely because they’re not familiar that they were assigned as deskmates? Otherwise, wouldn’t it create an opportunity for them?”
Ye Minjia was also very confused at this moment.
No, what kind of reverse operation is this from the old man?
The classroom was bustling now, the sounds of moving desks and chairs mixed with talking.
Chen Jinghua knocked on the podium, urging, “Hurry up, hurry up, everyone quickly switch seats. You’re going to drag out the entire forty-five minutes of class.”
It would be good if they dragged it out completely, then they wouldn’t have to have this class, everyone thought this internally, but they had to speed up their movements.
Happiness came too suddenly, and Xiang Di was dumbfounded, but compared to excitement, she was more nervous and helpless at the moment, standing still, not daring to move.
God Mom, Buddha Dad, this isn’t her dying fantasy, is it?
Bo Jiangxin only felt his head start to ache again, with a sense of powerlessness like a leaking house encountering continuous night rain.
Seeing that everyone else was almost done, Chen Jinghua called out their names directly.
“Bo Jiangxin, Xiang Di, what are you dawdling for? Just letting you two be deskmates, is that going to kill you?”