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“Loving you walking alone in dark alleys, loving your unyielding stance~~”
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The familiar alarm tone rang from the phone on the bedside table.
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Ji Yuenian groggily opened his eyes.
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Sitting up in bed, he rubbed his sleepy eyes, grabbed the phone, turned off the alarm, and checked the time-10:58.
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He had slept for ten hours straight, no wonder he felt so refreshed.
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Putting down the phone, he picked up a washbasin and went outside to fetch cold water.
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After a quick wash, the fully energized Ji Yuenian turned on the light and sat on the bed, the harsh white light flooding the already small room.
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He picked up the silver coin, examined it closely for a moment, then pinched himself.
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“Ouch- Not a dream.”
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“Dear heavens, I’d rather have a storage space than this gender swap! Sure, I have a cross-dressing fetish, but I only want to sleep with girls, not become one!!”
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Ji Yuenian grumbled again.
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After fiddling with the coin for a while, he put it away and picked up his phone, opening the dorm group chat.
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Moonlight Eternal: “Heading back to campus. Anyone want lunch brought back?”
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Moonlight Eternal was also Ji Yuenian’s online ID, inspired by “Red Cliff Ode.”
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Resonating Fame: “Righteous Father, me, me! Shredded pork with potato noodles, three taels.”
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Virtuous Kang: “Currently flirting. Planning to seal the deal tonight.”
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Not a Little Fox: “Working. Do not disturb.”
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After packing up, Ji Yuenian took out the trash and left his rented room, tossing the garbage into the bin downstairs before taking a shortcut back to campus.
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He ate a curry beef meal at the school cafeteria, packed a shredded pork with potato noodles, and bought an iced lemonade on a whim.
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When Ji Yuenian returned to the dorm with the food, he was greeted by a shirtless guy rushing toward him for a hug.
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“Righteous Father, you’re finally back!”
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Yao Jieming’s eyes nearly welled up with tears at the sight of Ji Yuenian-especially the noodles in his hand as he lunged for an embrace.
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“Get off me, scram!”
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Faced with such a dramatic scene, Ji Yuenian’s eye twitched.
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He raised a foot threateningly, but Yao Jieming dodged nimbly.
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“Righteous Father, you don’t know how much I’ve missed you every second~~”
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Yao Jieming didn’t approach again after dodging.
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Instead, he crossed himself devoutly and chanted, “Your kingdom is the kingdom of noodles, where potatoes and shredded pork abound-the paradise all hungry souls yearn for.”
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“You just missed your lunch, didn’t you?”
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Ji Yuenian’s lips twitched, but considering Yao Jieming was a drama enthusiast from the literature club, he let it slide.
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He placed the noodles on the table and took the lemonade to his own bed.
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Ji Yuenian’s dorm was a four-person suite spanning about 50 square meters, equipped with desks, chairs, a washing machine, air conditioning, and a private bathroom.
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Water was free, while electricity was split among them.
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Lounging lazily against the headboard, Ji Yuenian opened the campus forum, stuck a straw into his lemonade, and leisurely scrolled through various amusing posts while sipping.
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The forum was a chaotic mix of requests:
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“Looking for a girlfriend online-must be fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged,”
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“Any job leads? Preferably daily pay,”
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“Is the maid café near campus still hiring? Can guys apply?”
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“Help finding a missing blue-and-white cat, please~~”
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His finger slid downward as pale light illuminated the boy’s face.
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Ji Yuenian paused at a particular forum post.
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This was a pinned post in the Wanqing Academy forum.
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[First Place in the 2023 School Heartthrob Election]
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His fingertip trembled slightly, but he still tapped on the image.
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Golden sunlight filtered through the trees, leaving only scattered patches of light.
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Beneath the shade stood a young man in casual clothes wearing a mask, as if trying to hide his entire being within his garments.
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He crouched down, facing a blue-and-white striped cat with large, dark, round eyes utterly adorable with its fluffy fur.
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The cat lowered its head, nibbling delicately at the chicken leg the boy offered.
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The boy simply watched quietly, a hint of amusement hidden in his deep blue eyes.
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The entire scene was picturesque and heartwarming, like something out of a fairy tale—too perfect to disturb.
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This photo, casually taken by a fellow student, had garnered 20k likes, 15k comments, 30k shares, and over 4,000 votes among the heartthrob candidates.
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As his finger continued scrolling, another image came into view.
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[Second Place in the 2023 School Heartthrob Election]
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Unlike the previous idyllic atmosphere, this photo featured its protagonist at a nursing home.
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Dressed in volunteer attire, he carried a broom and bucket, grinning warmly as he greeted several elderly residents.
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Among the heartthrob candidates, it received 20k likes, 4k comments, 5k shares, and just over 2,000 votes-falling far behind the first-place winner.
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And this protagonist was none other than Ji Yuenian himself!
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His gaze lingered momentarily on his sweaty, volunteer-uniform-clad self before shifting back to the aloof, blue-eyed boy.
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Ji Yuenian gritted his teeth silently.
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It wasn’t that he couldn’t accept being surpassed by others.
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But after a semester of hard work-volunteering, cleaning martyrs’ graves, visiting lonely elders to lose to someone’s casually staged “candid shot”…
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The bitterness made his teeth ache!
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“Ji, Yao-whoever’s in there, open up!” Just then, a sudden knock came at the door.
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“Coming, hold on.”
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Yao Jieming paused his noodle-slurping, set down his chopsticks, and swiftly went to open it.
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A slender, masked boy ducked inside hurriedly, immediately locking the door behind him with an air of secrecy.
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“You punk.”
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Yao Jieming shot him an exasperated look between noodle bites.
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“Why the mask? You’re not some celebrity-our school only needs one aloof heartthrob.”
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“You think I want to?!”
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Luo Yikang fired back without mercy, then removed his mask to reveal a face more beautiful than most women’s-narrow phoenix eyes with a beauty mark at the corner, straight nose, sensual lips—a veritable lady-killer of the new generation!
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Yet now, one side of that devastatingly handsome face bore a bright red palm print, clearly from a woman’s hand.
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At this sight, both Yao Jieming and Ji Yuenian inhaled sharply.
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Exchanging glances, they instantly understood each other’s thoughts.
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Justice at last this calamitous playboy had finally met his downfall!!
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“Always the hunter, today the hunted.”
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Luo Yikang slumped into a chair, rubbing his stinging cheek resentfully.
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“Is Daji here? I need her to massage this.”
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“She’s not back yet.”
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“According to the usual schedule, he should be back by 6 PM.”
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Yao Shijie and Ji Yuenian each responded.
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“Right outside the door, dear brothers~”
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Suddenly, an overly sweet voice came from outside, giving all three of them goosebumps.
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Ji Yuenian and Yao Jieming exchanged glances before both turning to Luo Yikang.
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With just one look, Luo reluctantly went to open the door, revealing a delicate-looking boy in a white shirt and jeans standing at the threshold, arms crossed, smiling brightly at him.
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“Dear brother- I told you I’m not called Daji~~”
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