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Trucks can be seen frequently on the streets.
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They are trucks for presidential candidate campaigns.
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Shouting encouragement until their voices break,
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listening to the citizens’ voices, and party members performing cheesy dance routines.
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Right now, South Korea was in the middle of the presidential campaign period.
A worker who sees the future!
A young president, a young Korea!
Innovation! Progress! Leap forward! A solid choice for a better future!
Vote for Candidate No. 5 Kang Jiwoo!
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I am Kang Jiwoo.
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The first 30-something presidential candidate in South Korea’s history.
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I’m not exactly sure how I ended up running for president.
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I just worked hard and did my best in the given moments.
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To be honest, I was lucky.
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Politics is like a vast river.
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Politicians are just leaves floating down that turbulent current.
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It doesn’t matter if you’re ahead or behind for the moment. You could get stuck on an obstacle at any time or ride the current to get ahead.
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I just happened to catch the flow a bit better than others.
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I was lucky.
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“Candidate, the Gallup poll results are out.”
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“Red or blue?”
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“Red……!”
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A grin spread across my face.
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Of course, it should rise.
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Just yesterday.
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I destroyed the candidates from the two major parties in the TV debate.
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“9.7%! It’s within the margin of error, but still on the rise!”
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Han Seoyoung was bubbling with joy.
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She was the chief of staff and a junior who had been with me for a long time.
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“Hmm….”
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“Aren’t you happy?”
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“I thought it would surpass 10%. Is that all the impact the TV debate had?”
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“You did win the debate, of course. But there was some feedback that you were too sharp.”
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“Too sharp? I was being so gentle!”
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“Oh, please. At least fix your tie properly.”
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Han Seoyoung undid my tie and re-tied it for me.
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“You’re a great candidate, but you’re too aggressive.”
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I felt wronged.
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Shouldn’t it be called being logical, not aggressive?
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As if reading my thoughts, Han Seoyoung scolded me.
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“Winning is important, but sometimes you need to show a harmonious side too. Be soft. Soft and white like tofu.”
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“You want me to channel tofu when those candidates are spewing crap left and right? I should be pouring spicy hotpot broth on their mouths, not acting like tofu!”
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I consider myself to have strong patience.
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The fact that I held back in that low-level debate is proof.
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“They say they’ll solve the job crisis by increasing public sector jobs, and that’s fine. But when I pointed out the insufficient budget, they say they’ll take money from the defense budget? How can I not raise my voice?”
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At some point, the level of politics had deteriorated.
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Worries for the future, political philosophy, and logic had disappeared,
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and now only personal interests, political connections, and slander ran rampant.
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What’s left of this field is thin populism.
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“Those people probably don’t even know what they’re saying. I entered this field to fight with facts. If I were going to do it half-heartedly, I wouldn’t have gotten involved.”
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Squeeze.
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“Eek.”
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Han Seoyoung pulled my tie tight, choking my neck.
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“Respected Candidate? Facts are great, but we need to get the election costs reimbursed, right?”
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“Yes, ma’am.”
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“If you don’t want all of us starving, you need to soften up, right?”
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“Everything you say is correct, chief. Haha…”
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Election costs.
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Our party had poured 8 billion won into this election.
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If we exceed 15% of the vote, we’ll get 100% of the election costs reimbursed.
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If we exceed 10%, we’ll get half reimbursed.
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Below that? We get nothing.
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What if we end up with single-digit support?
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‘Our party will go bankrupt…’
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Not a joke, but a real possibility.
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Earning 8 billion won as a small party is no easy feat.
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And the actual costs not covered by law increase the total even more.
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“It’s time. Let’s move now.”
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“Let’s go.”
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I left the office and headed to the agreed-upon location.
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On a large outdoor stage.
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In the middle of Seoul, our party members and supporters were gathered.
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After finishing the prepared speech, the crowd cheered passionately.
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“Kang Jiwoo! Kang Jiwoo! Kang Jiwoo!”
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I belong to a minor party with little chance of winning.
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These are people cheering for someone as insignificant as me.
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They are the ones who understand the sincerity that others claim is too sharp.
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As I watch them, I feel a lump in my throat despite myself.
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“I am Kang Jiwoo, candidate number 5! I will keep moving forward!”
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For these people,
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for the citizens,
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for all of our futures, I will run.
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“I will…! I will definitely repay you…!”
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I will gladly burn this body for it.
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I had a dream.
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The presidential candidate leading the polls had died.
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Cause of death: using a fan while sleeping.
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The second-place candidate resigned voluntarily.
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During their campaign, their reptilian identity was revealed when their skin peeled off.
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Thanks to that, I, the third-place candidate, became president.
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It was a dream where, even though I became president, my party and I acted absurdly.
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‘Wow! Since we won, we’ll get 100% of the election costs reimbursed!’
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‘We were almost broke but survived!’
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‘Kang Jiwoo is the best!’
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I’m president, yet we’re still talking about election costs?
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Now our party can stand tall as the ruling party!
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We can instantly transform into a large party with overflowing funds!
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“Ugh…”
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Around that time, I woke up.
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I had woken up early because of my own voice.
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“Uuuugh.”
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No matter how tired I was from yesterday’s speech, why was I making that weird sound?
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It was such a cute sound, I felt disgusted with myself.
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I was wide awake now…
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Rustle.
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I threw off the blanket and stretched.
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“Haaaah.”
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Why did my voice keep sounding like that?
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Did I catch a cold?
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When I came to my senses, I realized my pajamas were ridiculously large.
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The sleeves were flapping around.
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“Wha?”
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No, my clothes didn’t get bigger.
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My body got smaller.
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“My… my body shrank?”
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My voice had changed to that of a girl’s too.
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I didn’t even have such a high-pitched voice before puberty.
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A chill ran down my spine as I sensed something was terribly wrong.
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I slowly stood up and walked over to the mirror.
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In the mirror stood a ‘young elementary school girl.’
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“…
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•Huhhh???”
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What is this?
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Is this a dream?
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I pinched my cheek and stretched it.
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It was so elastic, like a chewy rice cake.
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“Ow, that hurts.”
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I could feel pain.
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And the surroundings were far too realistic.
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So, this is real?
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I really turned into a little girl?
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“???”
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Wait. Hold on.
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I think I heard about a rare disease like this.
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No way, right?
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“This better not be real.”
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I grabbed my smartphone and searched.
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TS Syndrome (Trans-Sexual Syndrome) is an extremely rare disease where an adult male suddenly transforms into a female body, with age changes being random.
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TS Syndrome.
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It sounded like an absurd rare disease.
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But apparently, it’s real.
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Even the academic community acknowledges it.
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So, I have TS Syndrome?
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Just my luck.
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But there’s got to be a way to overcome this, right?
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I kept reading the document.
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It was a bit long, but I am a politician from one of Korea’s top universities.
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I read documents like this every day, so this was nothing.
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1. The process and symptoms of onset
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TS Syndrome generally occurs upon waking from sleep.
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All characteristics of the body change with the gender transformation.
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A common symptom is a significant decrease in intelligence…
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“Yawn… I’m sleepy.”
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Maybe it’s because it’s morning?
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I can’t seem to focus.
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I get the gist, so let’s skip ahead.
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The most important part: the cure.
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I’m in the middle of a presidential election.
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How can I function as a little girl in such an urgent situation?
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There is currently no known cure for TS Syndrome.
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“Gasp. What do I do…?”
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I’m totally screwed.
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I’ve tried hard not to curse even in my mind since I entered politics, but this is just too much.
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How am I supposed to deal with the rest of the election like this?
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What about my fellow party members who’ve fought alongside me?
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What about the supporters who believed in me??
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And what about the 8 billion won we spent on this campaign???
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“Uuuu… we need to get over 10 percent… If we don’t, my friends and I will all be broke…”
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Even my speech is starting to sound ridiculous now.
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“Let’s begin emergency… strategy… meeting…”
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“It’s ‘meeting,’ not ‘strategy,’ Candidate?”
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“St-strategy… meeting…”
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I called an emergency meeting with all the party leaders who were out campaigning.
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Of course, this was all at my command.
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But as I stood before these grown-ups, I suddenly felt scared…
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Wait, scared?
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Why am I scared? My body may have shrunk, but I’m still an adult!
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“Is this really Kang Jiwoo, our candidate?”
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“Is this some kind of hidden camera prank?”
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“We’re in the middle of a crucial campaign! What kind of nonsense is this?!”
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“Is this a joke? Where is Candidate Kang Jiwoo?!”
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The senior members were fuming.
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And rightfully so.
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Even I, the person in question, still couldn’t believe what had happened to me.
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How baffled must they be?
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Bang.
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Han Seoyoung, my chief of staff, slammed her hand on the table.
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The room instantly fell silent.
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She clicked a remote, and the screen displayed a medical certificate.
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“This is the diagnosis we just received from the hospital. This is no joke. The candidate has been diagnosed with TS Syndrome and has transformed into a young girl.”
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Thanks to Han Seoyoung and the others’ explanations, the senior members began to reluctantly accept the situation.
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“Th-this is real?”
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“This can’t be true…”
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“The election is doomed.”
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I know the election is doomed.
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But even so, the reason I gathered everyone here was…
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“We still have to get over 10 percent…”
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…because of the campaign reimbursement.
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It’s my last desperate effort to do right by those who believed in me.
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As I stammered, Han Seoyoung stepped in to speak on my behalf.
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“The candidate is right. We have to secure the campaign reimbursement.”
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“But what are we supposed to do in this state?”
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“If we do nothing, we’ll all be holding hands as we head to the Han River. We need to squeeze out something, anything.”
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“Ahem. Chief of Staff! Watch your words!”
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“Maybe you’ll be fine with your seat in the assembly, but the rest of us won’t be. If we lose all our campaign funds, our party will be stuck in a rut for the next ten years. Unless, of course, you plan to personally fund us, Assemblyman.”
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“Hmm…”
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Money, money, money.
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Money was the central issue.
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When money came up, the party members’ faces looked like they aged ten years.
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Maybe that’s why they suddenly became more pragmatic, offering suggestions one by one.
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“This is practically an accident. Shouldn’t the government cover the election costs?”
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“As long as the election isn’t suspended, the costs are reimbursed based on vote percentage.”
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“Why don’t we throw everything away and go for a sympathy campaign?”
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“That’s not politics. That’s begging.”
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“Then we’ll have to change the candidate. If we’re talking about a replacement, I’m the only option.”
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“Assemblyman, go outside and ask random people if they know your name. I bet none of them do.”
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“Then what’s the solution? We’re running out of options!”
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No matter how much my wise colleagues debated, no clear solution emerged.
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Ah… Why do I suddenly feel like crying?
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Is this really how my political career ends?
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I at least thought I’d make it to being a minister.
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“This is driving me crazy…”
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Han Seoyoung ran her fingers through her hair in frustration.
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Her gaze shifted toward a woman sitting quietly.
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“Director Bong Soohee. Don’t just sit there spacing out. You’re our media and publicity consultant, after all. Do you have any suggestions?”
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“…”
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A woman with an oddly fox-like expression sat with a bemused look.
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Her name was Bong Soohee.
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We went to college together.
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She wasn’t a politician by trade but had been brought in to help the campaign.
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She had a reputation for being a talented director in the advertising industry, so we recruited her, but…
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She always sat there with a bored expression, lost in her thoughts.
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Her lazy posture, with her elbows on the table and her face resting on her hand, was just part of the package.
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“Director? Anything you want to say?”
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Bong Soohee blinked her eyes slowly and then finally spoke in a casual tone.
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“Just go for a cute concept.”
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C…cute?
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“???”
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Everyone’s faces lit up with question marks.
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They were reacting as if she had just spoken complete nonsense.
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She casually scratched her back with a backscratcher she pulled out of nowhere and elaborated in her usual nonchalant manner.
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“Everyone loves cute things, no matter their age.”
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“What… what are you talking about?”
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“Sure, Candidate Kang is cute but…”
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“It’s still a presidential election. Shouldn’t we focus on policy?”
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People murmured in confusion.
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Bong Soohee casually replied without much thought.
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“Hardly anyone votes based on policies anyway, right?”
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“!”
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Was… was that persuasive…?
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“So just dress Kang Jiwoo up cutely. I’m just an advisor, so I’ll leave you to it. I’m going to sleep now. I’m dead tired.”
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Sigh.
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So, what she’s saying is…
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That I should present myself as cute to the public?
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Me, Kang Jiwoo, the fierce debate warrior…
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…should become cute…?
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“Hehe… Hehehehe…”
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Stop enjoying this, damn it!!!!
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