At the dinner table of an ordinary family.
“Ehehe, ehehehe.”
“……..”
“Ngh… hehehehe.”
“Runhui?”
“Mm? What is it, Dad?”
“Are you… feeling unwell somewhere? I somehow feel like your smile is… weirdly disgusting.”
“Child’s father, do you have to say it like that about her? Looking at it, Runhui is this happy because something good happened, right?”
The always bold and generous Mother Xu picked up Father Xu’s words and defended her eldest daughter.
“Although the possibility is low, the way Big Sister is smiling so lewdly is most likely because of a man.”
The youngest little sister put on an old and worldly act at this moment.
“It… it’s nothing, hehe.”
“Mm? There really is something? Don’t tell me a boy wrote you a love letter?”
Hearing that there really was something, Mother Xu’s eyes widened and she hurriedly pressed further.
“You’re already this old. Can you be a little more proper? Runhui hasn’t even said anything yet.”
“How am I improper? You and I started dating in high school, didn’t we? If Runhui is fated and also finds her lifelong partner in high school, that would count as the daughter continuing the mother’s business.”
Father Xu rolled his eyes at those words and couldn’t be bothered to deal with his always somewhat airheaded wife any longer.
“Runhui, hurry up and say it. Did a boy confess to you? Tsk, hurry up and say it. Mom is blocking me. I’m the one who supports young people’s romance the most.”
“Mom, what nonsense are you talking about? What confession? It’s not that fast.”
“Oh~~ Not that fast, so that means there is something but the progress just isn’t that fast yet? You little girl are something else. Only a few weeks into the school year and you’ve already started laying out the board. Deeply hidden, aren’t you?”
“It’s not that. There’s no ‘taking him down.’ It’s just… I just started talking with a boy recently.”
“Ohhhhhhh~~~~”
Just starting to talk is enough to make her this happy? Clearly there’s a hidden story.
“Is that boy good-looking? Is his personality good? How’s his figure?” Hearing that there really was something, Father Xu also developed an interest in gossip.
“You guys are way too gossipy.”
The continuous questions from her parents made Xu Runhui a little shy, but when it came to figure, personality, and looks…
“Classmate Runhui, it’s over. How are you? Are you hurt anywhere?”
That person is really so gentle. He looks good, his figure is so good, and he’s so strong…
“How should I put it? Although he looks a little cold, surprisingly he’s a very gentle person. His looks aren’t the type that make you fall for him at first sight, but after getting used to him, even a casual glance can make you discover a different kind of beauty. And speaking of figure…”
Xu Runhui’s eyes went blank, as if she had entered some strange domain.
“He’s about 175 centimeters tall, and by visual estimate weighs around 60 kg. A very typical model’s figure. Judging from his weight and body type, there’s an extremely high probability he has a decent muscle group. There’s almost a 100% chance he has eight or six abs. His lower body is very stable, and his core strength is definitely outstanding. But compared to those, the biggest highlights on his body are definitely his neck and collarbones. Although they aren’t very visible because of the clothes covering them, with that body contour and body fat percentage, I estimate they must be national treasure level… No! World-class! ………What’s wrong with you guys?”
Xu Runhui came back to her senses after finishing her bold speech, only to find the other three already staring at her in complete shock.
Was this still their somewhat gloomy daughter/big sister?
The three looked at each other. In the end it was the little sister who spoke first.
“Alright alright alright. None of you are saying it, so I’ll go first.”
“Big Sister.”
The little sister said with deliberate seriousness.
“Mm?”
“You’re really so disgusting.”
“Eh!?????”
“Although being good at observation is a good thing, looking at a boy with this kind of gaze won’t make him like you, right?”
Father Xu followed up.
Eh? What do you mean ‘this kind of gaze’? Is your daughter some kind of pervert?
“There’s no helping it. After all, she’s a girl in puberty. It’s normal for her head to be full of those kinds of things. Everyone will understand.”
What does this have to do with puberty?
And ‘full of those kinds of things’—what kinds of things? Do you have to say that about your own daughter!
“You’re the ones who told me to say it! Now you’re criticizing me.”
Xu Runhui’s face burned red with embarrassment.
“Although that’s true, Big Sister, you looked way too carefully, didn’t you? If you keep staring, the other person will notice, you know?”
“And if you keep looking at those parts, other people will feel it. Boys in puberty are, how to put it… just a tiny bit sensitive.”
“So when you said back then that looking at you made your heart itch, it was true?”
“You’re going to die! Saying that in front of the kids!”
Ignoring Father and Mother Xu’s flirting, Xu Runhui’s face turned a little pale. “It… it shouldn’t have been noticed, right? I always sneak peeks with my peripheral vision.”
“Wow, even more disgusting.” The little sister openly teased her big sister without any restraint.
“But for Big Sister, even if the other person noticed it shouldn’t matter, right?”
“Why?” Xu Runhui, Father Xu, and Mother Xu all asked in confusion.
The little sister propped her face with one hand and said casually, “Because just based on Big Sister’s description, the other side is definitely a big beauty, right? A beauty like that must have tons of people chasing her. It wouldn’t reach Big Sister’s turn no matter what, right? And he’s a lot taller than Big Sister too?”
“You can’t say it like that. There are also boys who like girls shorter than themselves.”
Father Xu spoke up to save some face for his eldest daughter.
“He actually doesn’t have many people chasing him…”
“Oh~~ Such good conditions and no one is chasing him? Then he must be the type whose personality is so unique that he gets rejected by others or rejects himself, right?”
“!!!”
“Hit the mark, huh? Big Sister, you should just give up. This kind of person is not ordinarily hard to chase, you know? And someone with a personality like his definitely wouldn’t like a go-with-the-flow Big Sister, right? Someone like a campus prince would be more appropriate.”
“………”
“Radishes and greens each have their own preferences. Besides, if someone is too individualistic, they need someone a bit more easygoing to neutralize it.”
Mother Xu looked at Xu Runhui’s dazed appearance and hurriedly spoke up to comfort her.
“Even if the other person is a tall, beautiful, well-figured, and individualistic big beauty who just happens to like a short, unprincipled, go-with-the-flow, and lecherous Big Sister, then what about her chest?”
The little sister exaggeratedly drew two large circles in front of her chest with her hands.
“Would a boy like that really like a Big Sister with such big~~ ones?”
“……”
“……”
“……”
This seemed to have completely killed the competition.
Slap!
“That hurts! Mom! What are you doing!”
“If you’re eating, then eat. Where did all these words come from? And where did you learn all this from?”
“Weren’t you the ones who started talking about it first… The Sentimental Swordsman, the Ruthless Sword.”
“Well done you. Perfectly good books you don’t read, and instead you read this kind of crooked stuff. The old saying is right. Only under the stick can a filial daughter be produced. Stick, come!”
“Ah—! When I grow up, I’ll let Mom know that your punches right now are neither fast enough nor fierce enough!”
Leaving aside the loving mother and filial daughter over there, Father Xu looked at the somewhat dejected Xu Runhui and comforted her. “Don’t listen to your little sister. What does a middle schooler know? Dad supports you.”
“Dad, I’m fine. Little Sister means well too. Besides, I’m already this big. What reasoning don’t I understand? Things depend on human effort.”
“Is that so? Then Dad can rest easy. Old Xu, stop hitting her. Eat first, then hit. No strength, what’s the point of hitting?”
“Alright~~”
“Someone like a campus prince would be more appropriate~~”
…………
Lately I’ve been feeling like Classmate Yan Yan is looking at Classmate Siji… It should be my imagination…
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……
“Young Miss, your mood seems especially good today.”
A capable butler in a clean uniform asked the girl with golden wolf-tail short hair.
“Hahahahahaha.”
The girl let out a bold laugh that was completely mismatched not only with her aura but even with her facial features.
“Because I never expected that even getting lost once could let me see something so interesting.”