Shen Xiyan never dreamed he’d actually witness a Wild Battle.
Now he was muttering all kinds of expletives: “F*ck your mother.”
The next scene was even more shocking—the man grabbed the woman’s hand and placed it between his own legs.
Although Shen Xiyan often spent his nights busy with countless beauties, flipping through the works of various masters, clicking, fast-forwarding, leaving when unsatisfied… but this live version was still a bit too intense.
He hadn’t seen this even in two lifetimes, and he’d never done this with Qin Sheng!
“Shh!”
Compared to Shen Xiyan, Su Jin was inexplicably excited.
She watched as the man took off the woman’s T-shirt, then greedily opened his mouth wide.
The woman bit her hair, mumbling, “No,” “Don’t,” but her body showed no sign of resisting him. Her face was dazed, caught between pain and pleasure.
“Are you crazy? Still watching?”
“If I don’t watch, I can’t go back anyway.” Su Jin leaned back a bit.
“Hey! Does your phone still have battery? This is a rare event, might as well record it as a memento! This is freakin’ insane! Wait! Don’t you think the woman’s back looks familiar?”
Shen Xiyan’s lips twitched. If that was Qin Sheng, he would’ve stepped in and taught them a lesson, but thinking of something, he held back and didn’t move.
Reserved… cough, cough! Net Novel Authors don’t need to pretend to be reserved.
Anyone who writes web novels can’t possibly be a decent person.
The scene in front of him was provocative and stimulating.
Su Jin had already “covered” her eyes, but her fingers were splayed wide open, forcing herself to watch despite the “discomfort” in her body: “Whoa! Isn’t this the long-lost Butterfly Swallow Soaring Style from the martial world?”
“You can see even that?!”
“Just a glimpse and you can guess. Practice makes perfect…”
“Practice makes perfect?!”
“Who hasn’t watched a few… uh…” Su Jin realized she’d slipped, sighed, “I feel greasy.”
“Hehe…”
“Hehe your ass! All guys your age are the same, who are you pretending for? You’ve watched way more than me, not less.”
Including those celebrities.
So Su Jin never chased stars, nor did she have any celebrity filters.
Just thinking about those so-called stars, lying on their beds clutching their phones, “Left Hand, Right Hand Slow Motion, Right Hand Left Hand Slow Motion Replay,” all those filters shattered.
“This is the Spreading Wings in the Wind Style!”
“This is the Beauty Gazing at the Moon Style!”
“This is the Overturning Rivers and Seas Style!”
“This is the Old Tree Rooted Style!”
“This is the Fairy Picking Lotus Style!”
“Amazing, looks like middle-aged folks, yet they’re so wild?!”
“!!!”
“Shameless!” Even though Su Jin had her eyes covered, every sound from the woman drilled straight into her ears.
Her cheeks burned, teeth clenched tightly. Staying here even one more second was torture for her.
Shen Xiyan mercilessly exposed her: “You’re obviously watching very seriously. Can we leave already?”
“Get lost!”
Their position was a bit embarrassing; because they were so close, Su Jin even felt like she was in Shen Xiyan’s arms. She couldn’t see him, but she could clearly hear his breathing.
The heat from his nose brushed her earlobes, turning them red, and also warmed her fair, delicate neck.
After lingering like this for a while, Su Jin felt her arms and legs losing strength, she couldn’t even stand properly anymore…
She simply leaned into Shen Xiyan, stabilizing the camera.
Shen Xiyan tried hard to suppress himself, tugging at Su Jin, wanting to leave, but Su Jin stubbornly refused.
One hand was being pulled by Shen Xiyan, while the other scratched at the wall, biting her phone to keep recording.
Shen Xiyan had no choice but to give up.
Five minutes later, with the noises in their ears getting more and more “intense,” Shen Xiyan couldn’t stand it anymore. He suppressed his irritation: “Is it good to watch?”
Su Jin replied, “Of course, I’ve only ever seen this online. Watching in person today—worth it.”
As she spoke, the man’s heavy, low growl rang out.
Actually, young people nowadays all have a misconception: [The longer the time, the happier the woman.]
Nonsense, ten-odd minutes is enough.
Any longer and your girlfriend will find the experience terrible, and if she’s got a bad temper, she might even kick you away.
But for most men, who only last five seconds, lasting ten-plus minutes is a huge challenge.
That’s why Shen Xiyan always needed a halftime break, otherwise, with Qin Sheng’s personality, she’d keep going until the warehouse was overflowing, forcing you to give it your all.
“Don’t get dressed, I can go again if I take a breather.”
“Stop fooling around, I said I was going to the bathroom. If he wakes up, it won’t be good.”
The man squeezed the woman’s butt: “Still not getting a divorce?”
Don’t rush!
The woman pinched the fat on the man’s face, digging her fingers in, but the man looked like he was enjoying it: “All the kids are yours, what are you rushing for? I’ll help raise them for free.”
“Just one. Have you seen the news lately? Three daughters, none of them biologically his—now that’s impressive…”
…When will you give me another one too.
“…Get lost! Isn’t one brat enough? He spat at a passerby a few days ago, made me pay a bunch of money, I’m furious!”
Su Jin: “???”
Shen Xiyan: “???”
Wait! Wait! Chotto matte!
That woman seems familiar—no wonder her voice sounds so recognizable.
“Damn! Bullying honest people!” Shen Xiyan was furious. “I remember you used to be disgusted by her and her brat?”
“Yeah.”
“Where’s her husband?”
He’s alright. Sometimes when I can’t find something, he helps me out.
“Then I have to uphold justice.” Shen Xiyan bent down, tightening his shoelaces.
Su Jin frowned, “How are you going to uphold justice?”
“Is there a camera around here?”
“There’s one at the intersection, nowhere else. This is a shantytown, who cares?!”
“Then go poke it.” Shen Xiyan casually picked up a bamboo pole from the ground.
Su Jin took it: “What are you going to do?”
“Hurry, don’t get caught.”
Watching Shen Xiyan sneak over, Su Jin had no choice but to jog over and use the bamboo pole to poke the camera, standing just out of its view.
Then she saw Shen Xiyan, while they weren’t paying attention, grab their clothes and run, grabbing stones and smashing the brat’s house windows, then hurling stones at every door nearby, making a huge racket.
“Who’s there?”
“Who is it!”
Lights flickered on, one after another.
“Run! Run!” Shen Xiyan dashed like a wild dog on the loose.
Su Jin’s eyes widened, pointing at her shoes: “I’m wearing boots!!!”
“Damn, why didn’t you say so earlier?”
“You didn’t ask, how would I know what you wanted to do?”
“Get on!”
Shen Xiyan squatted down, his strong shoulders flexing. As he bent over, sweat soaked through his back, leaving dark splotches on his gray T-shirt.
Su Jin hesitated for a few seconds, but hearing the curses behind them, she quickly climbed onto his back, both their bodies tensing for a moment.
Once Su Jin wrapped her arms around Shen Xiyan’s neck, he hooked her knees, easily picking her up.
Su Jin was soft and light, like a little kitten, snuggling up to him sensibly. Then Shen Xiyan carried her, striding quickly along the sidewalk.
Su Jin thought it would be a bumpy ride, but it was surprisingly steady.
Interesting! So interesting! She suddenly burst out laughing.
“What are you laughing at?”
“I don’t know!!!”
At that moment, hearing the sounds of smashing and arguing behind them, Su Jin inexplicably felt light, carefree. Her world seemed to shrink down to just Shen Xiyan’s urgent breathing, and two pounding hearts.
“Are you heavy?”
Shen Xiyan panted for breath.
Women are all the same, always asking if they’re heavy, just like men always asking if they’re big enough.
“Heavy as hell!”
“Hahaha!”
Su Jin clearly saw, under the dim streetlights, beads of sweat trickled down Shen Xiyan’s temples.
Tsk… the smell of sweat.
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