“The Shrinking Potion is just an ordinary aphrodisiac, just an ordinary stimulant for desire, just an ordinary way to magnify the dark side of human nature. What? You’re asking how to resolve it? Well, why not ask the adorable little boy beside you?”
“After all, the Shrinking Potion I brewed only amplifies the darkness in a human’s heart; it can’t conjure something out of nothing. What? You’re asking why he wants to ride you? That’s something you’ll have to ask yourself.”
“Where did I trick you? Where did I trick you? Don’t lie with your eyes wide open, okay? Sometimes, you should reflect on yourself more. Have you been a good girlfriend this past year? Have you satisfied your boyfriend’s bedroom xp? Have you tried to be a virtuous wife and loving mother…”
“Here’s a little suggestion for you—this thing can be seen as an Obsession.”
After silently reading all this in her heart, she turned her gaze to the little one beside her.
He was wearing an adorable grey mini-suit, tilting his head up to look at her, his big round eyes blinking innocently.
Before Zhao Yicheng could defend himself, a palm smacked him on the head, cutting off his words.
Xu Yinsheng lowered her head and looked at him suspiciously.
“Speak! Did you want to ride me all along?”
“People’s xp may be strange, but I still recommend you go see a Doctor.”
“Uh… no, wait… you’re mentally ill, so it’s not surprising at all. For a mental patient, being different is normal.”
“So, you really wanted to ride me from the start? How perverted. Your image in my mind has crumbled again. I once thought you were a Society Elite….”
Xu Yinsheng muttered to herself, not noticing how Zhao Yicheng’s face grew darker and how his tiny fists clenched tighter.
‘I….”
“Don’t interrupt me, I’m trying to figure out what to do next.”
“Xiao Yin…”
“Don’t interrupt me, I’m still thinking.”
“Xu Yin…”
“I told you not to interrupt me.”
Xu Yinsheng glared at him, furious and embarrassed.
Zhao Yicheng: …..
Suddenly, with her Panda Eyes, a light bulb went off in Xu Yinsheng’s mind.
Since this thing can be considered an Obsession, could it be like those novels—once the ‘Obsession’ is satisfied, it’ll disappear?
Thinking this, Xu Yinsheng’s heart filled with hope, though she was also nervous.
She looked at Zhao Yicheng.
“If—I mean if, if I let you ride me once… could you let me get a good night’s sleep?”
Veins popped on Zhao Yicheng’s forehead.
He leaped up, his little fist knocking hard on her head, making Xu Yinsheng stagger.
“Listen to me—first, I’m not as perverted as you think. Second, I never wanted to ride you. Lastly, I’ll find a way to resolve this.”
***
But all he got in return were a pair of resentful and suspicious big eyes, as if saying, “Heh heh, do you think I’ll believe you?~”
Seeing the rejection written all over Zhao Yicheng’s little face, Xu Yinsheng simply hugged his waist, putting on a pleading look.
“I beg you, just ride me, okay?”
“I haven’t closed my eyes in five days. You nag at me all day, and at night you torment me over and over again. This is even worse than when I was locked in the cat cage before—at least I could sleep then.”
“I know you won’t admit your own xp for the sake of your pride, but I really can’t take it anymore!”
Xu Yinsheng was sniffling and teary-eyed as she spoke, and when she got especially emotional, she even sniffled loudly, looking completely pitiful.
“Look at my dark circles—I’ve almost got Panda Eyes. After staying up for days and nights, I can’t promise I won’t just drop dead.”
Seeing her like this, Zhao Yicheng’s heart softened a bit, but then he pictured himself, just like in those videos, straddling Xu Yinsheng’s slender waist, spanking her bottom and shouting ‘giddy up, giddy up’.
No, that image was too much. He couldn’t bear to look.
Noticing Zhao Yicheng’s hesitant expression, Xu Yinsheng gritted her teeth and reached for his chest, her jade arms looping around his neck, her soft body pressing up against his.
Zhao Yicheng froze, then quickly reacted.
He pressed his fist against Xu Yinsheng’s lips, stopping her from going any further.
“Stop fooling around! I still have things to—”
“No, no, just ride me already!”
Though she despised girls acting spoiled, Xu Yinsheng still did it—after all, men always fell for it.
Zhao Yicheng rubbed his forehead helplessly and in the end…
After a series of unspeakable events, an exhausted Xu Yinsheng obediently knelt by the side.
A red string was tied around her fair neck, held in the little hand of Zhao Yicheng, who now looked like a little prince. She seemed just like a well-behaved big dog sitting by her young master’s side.
***
Thinking back on what just happened, Zhao Yicheng’s cheeks were tinged with red.
He wanted to suppress his bodily reaction, but no matter how strong his will, he couldn’t fight the rush of hormones inside him.
Pleasure?
Or is it, just as Xu Yinsheng said, that deep down he really does have this kind of tendency, only too embarrassed to show it?
“Hello, Global Express Delivery.”
Just as Zhao Yicheng’s thoughts were drifting, the villa doorbell suddenly rang.
Zhao Zicheng hurriedly pulled himself back to reality, got up, and hopped over to the door, jumping up to open it and arriving at the iron gate.
“Hello, Global Express Delivery. Is Mr. Zhao at home?”
Standing outside the gate was a man in a green uniform.
When he saw the under-one-meter-tall Zhao Yicheng, he quickly squatted down, pulled a candy from his pocket, and handed it to Zhao Yicheng with a kindly smile.
“Little brother, is your father at home?”
The veins on Zhao Yicheng’s forehead twitched, but he still accepted the candy from the man.
“He’s not here, but if you have anything to say, I can pass it on for him.”
Seeing Zhao Yicheng take the candy, the deliveryman breathed a sigh of relief.
He fetched a parcel from his delivery tricycle and handed it over the gate.
“Sorry to trouble you. This is your father’s package.”
With that, the deliveryman straightened up, turned, and rode off on his delivery tricycle.
Zhao Yicheng carried the parcel back to the living room, only to see Xu Yinsheng sprawled on the cold floor like a big dog, sound asleep, with little snores drifting out.
He put the parcel on the coffee table, then bent down to pick her up from the sofa and carry her to the bedroom.
She’s really light. Maybe not even a hundred jin.
After putting Xu Yinsheng back in her room, Zhao Yicheng returned to the living room, picked up the scissors, and opened the package.
Now that he thought about it, who had sent him something?
His father?
Mother?
Or did Xu Yinsheng order something online again?
A Model Figure?
Gundam?
Shaun the Sheep Limited Edition Doll?
With these thoughts in mind, Zhao Yicheng tore open the packaging, but there weren’t any of the things he expected inside—just a simple Invitation, the texture smooth and the craftsmanship exquisite.
“Bai Kuanglong: At the end of this month, my son’s Engagement Banquet will be held. I sincerely invite all circles to attend my son’s Pleasure Banquet.”
Zhao Yicheng raised an eyebrow.