โWater meter? Didnโt we just check it this month?โ
As the door plastered with countless flyers was slowly pulled open, a skinny white man with dark circles around his eyes cautiously poked his head out.
Ji Yuennian had been waiting for this exact moment!
Without hesitation, he suddenly lifted his foot and delivered a fierce kick to the door, which burst open with a loud bang from its previously half-open state!
At the same time, in a flash faster than thunder, he drew a black object gleaming with a dark luster from his waist and shouted loudly, โHeads down, squat! Federation FBI!โ
The skinny manโs face instantly froze at the sudden shout. Instinctively, he hugged his head tightly and tremblingly crouched on the ground.
โDonโt shoot, donโt shoot! I just wrote a few erotic stories to make some living expenses. I donโt deserve to die! I donโt deserve to die!โ
โSuโฆ Officer, handcuffs.โ
A calm and resolute voice came from Ji Yuennianโs mouth, carrying a sense of reassurance.
โAll right, Sir!โ Su Tian immediately understood and, following the plan, swiftly pulled out a pair of delicate silver handcuffs from his waist.
The man didnโt dare to struggle, especially after seeing the three men wearing bulletproof vests. He could only keep his head hugged and comply.
With a โclick,โ the silver handcuffs snapped shut on the manโs wrists, glinting coldly under the lights.
Once everything settled, Ji Yuennian gave Wang Xin a look. The latter immediately caught on, quietly pulled out his phone, and tiptoed out to contact the police.
Ji Yuennian glanced at the skinny man on the ground, hands on his head, frozen with fear, then took out his own phone and dialed.
โHey, Lao Yao, come to the station. Itโs time for you to back your brothers up.โ
At a police station in Wanquing City.
The attendees: one policeman, one suspect, three concerned citizens, and one โvictim and witness.โ
โWuwuwu~ Wuwuwu~โ
โOfficer, you have no ideaโthis guy actually posted those kinds of adult works online, and he even used our schoolโs real names and locations.โ
โJust imagine the psychological damage to a high school sophomore minor! This is outright destroying the Federationโs flowers and poisoning the pillars of our future, wuwuwu~~โ
โWe have college entrance exams next year! If itโs because of thisโฆโ
No doubt, Yao Shiming was truly an acting prodigy from the Literature Department. His sobbing was thunderous, and tears flowed as if from an endless faucet.
Even the suspect, seeing Yao Shimingโs pitiful act, felt an urge to slap himself.
โOfficer, this is exactly what happenedโฆโ
In the interrogation room, Ji Yuennian and the others also blew their noses and wiped tears, fully cooperating with Yao Shiming, showing utmost grief and indignation.
In summary: After seeing the erotic stories written by the suspect at school, the young and fiery teenagers felt โthe more they thought about it, the angrier they got; the more they retreated, the more they felt wronged.โ Holding onto the conviction that such a malignant tumor should not be allowed to harm the world, they took real-worldโฆ um, corrective action.
Just then, a young police officer pushed open the door, walked in, placed a printed report on the table, and then looked at the senior officer interrogating Ji Yuennian and the others.
โBrother Chen, we found that suspect Yang not only has dozens of alt accounts selling stories on Penguin, but also runs a paid novel group with thousands of members. Moreover, he has accounts on First Moderator, p็ซ, Thornbird, and Chaos Ark. Some of the content isโฆ quite bizarre.โ
Officer Chen glanced over the report and furrowed his brow slightly. He temporarily set the matter aside and instead looked at the object seized from Ji Yuennianโs waist.
Its pitch-black, cold surface and deep, mysterious barrel combined with perfect structural design emitted a chilling aura under the interrogation room lights.
โThatโs fake, a BB gun.โ Ji Yuennian hurriedly explained upon seeing this.
Officer Chen ignored the explanation, picked up the gun, weighed it in his hand, and a trace of understanding flashed in his eyes.
For officers who regularly carry firearms, distinguishing real guns from fakes is a matter of a flicker.
Setting the BB gun aside, he asked again, โSource of the handcuffs?โ
โBought from an adult toy store along the way.โ
โMotive for breaking in?โ
โWuwuwu, Officer, we really didnโt mean to. We were just so pissed off.โ
At this, Yao Shiming butted in, crying pitifully with all the grievance one could muster.
Night. At a roasted lamb restaurant.
โToasting!!โ
The clink of glasses rang crisp and clear, followed by bursts of hearty laughter. A group of people sat around a small round table, with a steaming whole roasted lamb in the center.
โOld Ji, you really nailed it!โ Yao Shiming cut a piece of lamb with his knife and popped it into his mouth, satisfied. โDistributing obscene works for profit? That โPeach Blossomโ is looking at at least a year behind bars.โ
โThatโs just leveraging momentum. Learned it from The Art of War.โ Ji Yuennian took a sip from his glass. โDare to write and sell my erotic stories? If I donโt teach him why the flowers are red, Iโm not Ji!โ
โBut this time, itโs thanks to Wang Xin.โ
He shifted his tone, glancing at a shy bespectacled boy nearby. โIf Old Wang hadnโt dug up so much useful info, I wouldnโt have thought of this leverage.โ
โItโs not really my credit,โ Wang Xin rubbed his nose, cheeks slightly flushed. โIt was that seniorโฆโ
โDoesnโt matter. Being able to call for backup is a kind of skill.โ Ji Yuennian waved his hand and forced the credit onto him.
โOh, and one more thingโI sent you my QQ beforeโฆโ
โIโve got some clues,โ Wang Xin scratched his head. โButโฆโ
โNo buts. I believe in you!โ Ji Yuennian patted his shoulder. โWang Xin, youโve got this. Your skills rank top in our school!โ
โI just called Officer Chen. Although we did break in forcibly, we truly caught a criminal profiting from distributing obscene content.โ
โCredit where itโs due, mistakes too! Officer Chen said we definitely deserve a bannerโshould be ready by next week. Then Iโll personally hang it up for you so those classmates who look down on you will know: youโre also a pure dad who dares to catch criminals!โ
These words struck Wang Xinโs heart, exciting him so much his previously weak posture straightened a bit!
After several rounds of drinks and flavors, they chatted and ate until 10 PM, then went their separate ways.
Before leaving, Ji Yuennian pulled Su Tian aside for some private praise: โYou were the biggest contributor in uncovering โPeach Blossom.โ Youโre my most trusted little brother. When I get promoted to the Student Council Minister, that spotโs yours.โ
After a final round of motivation and pep talk, Su Tian blushed fiercely, chest puffed out, practically ready to say, โIf you donโt abandon me, Iโm willing to be your sworn father.โ
After the three walked away, Ji Yuennian ordered a pound of crayfish from the owner, then sat alone, holding his drink and sipping quietly.
The alcohol gradually deepened his gaze, blurry yet focused on the not-too-big, not-too-small hand clutching the glass. Though coated with brownish waterproof cream, it couldnโt hide the moist luster beneath.
โI feel like Iโve changed a lot,โ Ji Yuennian mumbled, a little tipsy.
Thinner, shorter, palerโeven his personality seemed to have shifted.
Take this incident as an exampleโif it were before, once he knew โPeach Blossomโsโ address, his first reaction wouldโve been clenching his fists and going straight over! To send regards to the whole family!!
As for the consequences?
Hmph!
If you canโt be reckless when youโre young, then whatโs the point of being young!!
But nowโฆ meticulous plans, rational deception, shared interests.
Even afterward, he knew how to consider everyoneโs feelings. This was nothing like himself, not like the old Ji Yuennian.
โDamn it!โ
He cursed under his breath, downing the glass, then poured another.
The clear liquid rippled softlyโjust like his current thoughts.
Suddenly, the reflection in the drink showed a long-haired, elegant woman whose face bore a striking resemblance to Ji Yuennian, but with an especially delicate, feminine charm.