“How do you want me to help you?”
Shen Xiyan asked knowingly, “Should I support you or carry you? Want me to soothe you a couple more times?”
“Wouldn’t carrying be a bit too… suggestive?” Qin Sheng covered her lower abdomen, imagining the pose.
Reluctantly, she said, “Just support me… just support me…”
Shen Xiyan emphasized, “I’m a guy, you haven’t forgotten that, right?”
“I know!”
Qin Sheng shouted with a tearful voice, her face flushing the color of pig liver. “I don’t want to, but I really can’t hold it! Hurry! While no one’s around, come help me…”
“Did you know your foot was injured and still drank that much water? You’ve already lost the freedom to squat in the bathroom… got that?”
“Well, I didn’t drink anything all day! I was so thirsty! I thought I could hold it until the hospital—the hospital has sitting toilets. Who would have known…”
Qin Sheng fell silent, the urgent need to pee rising violently, and if she lost focus even for a moment, it would be a flood.
Shen Xiyan looked around with a fake seriousness. “Then I’ll find someone to help you.”
“This is a hospital, not the Pedestrian Street! Who would be here at this hour? By the time you find someone, I’ll have peed myself! And I can’t pee in front of others.”
Shen Xiyan was unhurried. “Then you can pee in front of me?”
“I’m going to be tormented by you sooner or later. What difference does it make if it’s sooner or later? If I can’t even pee properly, what if it sprays everywhere?”
“Hm?”
Qin Sheng avoided the question and deliberately emphasized her current state.
“Xiyan… I can’t hold it anymore. It hurts so much. I’m about to pee myself. I’m different from you guys. I really can’t hold it… please help me, I beg you!”
Qin Sheng felt her acting was top-notch.
What does it mean to “sleep on brushwood and taste gall” (卧薪尝胆)?
She had drunk a liter and a half of water, all for this moment!
Could Shen Xiyan really watch her pee all over herself?
Just wait and see.
When it comes to taking advantage, guys have little resistance. How could a little virgin boy ever overcome the Five Finger Mountain of Aunt Qin Sheng?
Even if she couldn’t let him see it today, she’d at least let him hear the sound of the babbling brook—no fear of him dreaming tonight.
Many poems flashed through Qin Sheng’s mind:
“Big pearls and small pearls falling on a Jade Plate,” “Do you not see the Yellow River’s water coming from the sky,” “Just like a river of spring water flowing eastward,” and so on.
When girls get “wild,” they don’t have the restraint that boys do.
If he had even a bit of humanity now, he should be morally compelled to help her take off her pants.
“Don’t worry, how could I just leave you alone?” Shen Xiyan reached out and put his arm around Qin Sheng’s shoulder, his eyes sincere and tone earnest.
“Compared to your dignity, our innocence is worth nothing!”
Listening to the sweet words by her ear, Qin Sheng’s heart raced, her cheeks burning.
All her grievances vanished, and her fierce resolve was melted by this sugar-coated artillery.
Xiyan really does love me.
Ah, how annoying, she felt a little touched and now wanted to give herself to him right away.
Just as Qin Sheng’s heart fluttered like a little deer, she suddenly saw a figure in the distance.
“Sister Qin Sheng~~”
“Wenwen?!”
Qin Sheng was stunned.
Shen Xiyan smiled and explained, “Just now at the supermarket, she insisted on coming over. She said she was already on her way. I couldn’t stop her, so I told her to wait for me at the hospital entrance…”
Seeing Qin Sheng’s ‘life is over’ look, Shen Xiyan smiled faintly, arms crossed calmly.
There’s a saying: the most lethal kind of showing off is invisible showing off.
Little girl, want to compete with me?
I’ve been with you for ten years. If I can’t handle her, how can I handle you?
“Wenwen, help Qin Sheng a bit. She can’t squat down, so support her a little.”
“Oh oh oh…”
Wenwen didn’t feel embarrassed at all. Girls are all the same; what’s there to be shy about?
But Qin Sheng stood frozen, staring at Shen Xiyan, feeling utterly drained.
“Sister Qin Sheng?”
Wenwen’s gentle voice, confused why Qin Sheng suddenly seemed like a wilted paper flower.
“I suddenly don’t want to go anymore.”
“… Then shall we go?” Shen Xiyan was no pushover.
But the urgency was fierce. Qin Sheng couldn’t hold back. “Forget it, I still have to go. Wenwen, you support me inside.”
***
After a long while, when Wenwen helped Qin Sheng out of the bathroom, she noticed her brother looking at her as if she was an idiot…
No, he was looking at Sister Qin Sheng.
His face was flushed red, and the muscles in his neck twitched slightly.
“Bro, why are you smiling?”
“I’m not smiling,” Shen Xiyan said flatly, but then his cheek muscles twitched, and his lips tightened as if he couldn’t hold it in.
“Bro, what are you smiling at?” Wenwen frowned.
“I’m not smiling.” Shen Xiyan glanced at Qin Sheng and firmly denied it.
“You totally are. I’ve been putting up with you for a long time.” She snapped.
“It has nothing to do with you…”
“Yes, it does.” Qin Sheng looked at him plaintively.
Shen Xiyan crouched down, but she didn’t move from where she stood.
He glanced back; she was still standing there.
Just as he was about to stand, Qin Sheng suddenly bounced forward a few steps, then jumped up, wrapped her arms around his neck, and bit his shoulder hard.
“Ouch~~”
“You did it on purpose.” Qin Sheng looked like she was hugging him, but was actually squeezing his neck, complaining.
Shen Xiyan didn’t deny it. “I guessed you’d do something like this since you drank so much water. I didn’t expect you’d really dare.”
“Why wouldn’t I dare?”
Qin Sheng clung to his back like a koala, legs curled around his waist. Shen Xiyan had no choice but to hold her legs and carry her forward.
Only then did she relax, all her strength melting away, her body soft and limp.
“You’d rather pee yourself than not do this?”
“I like you.”
Qin Sheng hugged Shen Xiyan’s neck, resting her face comfortably on his shoulder. Both were sweating a lot; their skin-to-skin contact felt slick.
“No one’s ‘like’ feels like this… Instead of wasting time on me, why don’t you first figure out what ‘like’ really means?”
“Ahhh!! How are you so smart?”
Qin Sheng ‘surrendered,’ nuzzling his neck without caring about his sweat, while rubbing her own sweat on him, like a kitten marking her territory.
Right now, Shen Xiyan should be a fool.
Could it be she’d used this trick too often?
“I told you not to play these little tricks; they don’t work. Even if Wenwen really hadn’t come, I still wouldn’t have cared. For other things, I might turn a blind eye for Aunt’s sake, but this is going way too far!”
If they were a couple, this wouldn’t be an issue.
Almost all girls have tried standing to pee in the shower…
After dating a while, guys have seen girls pee in bed.
But what kind of ‘help’ is this now?
“But I really like you. I want to give you everything I have.”
Shen Xiyan pretended not to hear.
“Shen Xiyan, I like you.” Qin Sheng lifted her head and whispered by his ear.
Warm breath brushed over him, a tingling sensation spreading down her neck and then throughout her body.
“Shen Xiyan, I like you.”
Shen Xiyan turned his head, meeting her eyes.
Under the dim yellow streetlights, her eyes sparkled like they were glowing. “I want to wake up with you every day, laze in bed a little longer, then have breakfast together before heading out.”
“Come home from work, go grocery shopping together. You cook; I wash the dishes. Before bed, we kiss, make love—a simple day, a simple year, repeated over and over.”
“No matter how many times, I’ll never get tired of it. As long as Qin Sheng is still Qin Sheng, even in the next life, I want to be with you!”
Shen Xiyan listened, gradually lost in thought. So she had already thought of all this?
“Well?”
“… Not really much of a response?”
Shen Xiyan’s heart was as solid as a rock.