I am Yinwu, twenty-four years old, and I’m an assassin.
Since I joined the Shadow Society at fifteen, after rigorous training, I became a licensed professional assassin.
Over nine years, I’ve carried out 1,145 missions around the world, and my current mission success rate is…
Zero percent.
Yes, you read that right—zero percent.
Nine years as an assassin, climbing from rookie to senior, watching those senior to me become legends, and yet I still haven’t taken a single life.
I don’t know if the heavens are conspiring against me.
Every time I’m about to strike, some bizarre accident happens that causes the mission to fail.
Including but not limited to tornadoes, floods, earthquakes, landslides, police chases, bombings, building collapses, or the target suddenly shouting about bonds and then counterattacking…
I’ve even dragged myself into trouble a few times because of it.
I’ve been forcefully demoted from the top of my class to the shame of the Shadow Society.
As for why I haven’t been kicked out yet…
The reason is much simpler than most people think.
The president of the Shadow Society is my mom.
Jobs are hard to come by these days, and with only a high school dropout like me, if I got kicked out, I’d be a twenty-four-year-old loser with no future.
After seeing my “impressive” track record over the years, my good mom didn’t throw me to the sidelines in a fit of anger. Instead, I kept getting missions and was even grouped differently to improve efficiency.
I was so touched at the time—at home, calling her “Mommy” and telling her I loved her so much.
Later, I found out that due to the recent economic downturn, the organization’s orders have severely dropped, and the girls had almost no work.
To cut costs and improve efficiency, the president introduced a buy-one-get-one-free deal.
I was the freebie.
I’m seriously losing my mind here!
Fuming, I puffed up my cheeks and accepted this freebie mission.
Go to Baiye Castle in Jiangnan City and take out two people.
The target information was clear: one big white rabbit and one little white rabbit, sisters.
Apparently, the employer knew the skill level of the “freebie” assassin might be unreliable, so they weren’t too concerned about mission success.
But how could that be acceptable?
I’m a professional assassin! Professional! Professionally trained!!
Even though I haven’t succeeded in any of the 1,000-plus missions I’ve handled so far, maybe this time luck would turn around?!
Determined to prove myself, I took a flight to Jiangnan City that day, scouted the area in advance, set everything up, and waited for the prey.
Around dusk, I finally got my chance.
Black-haired big white rabbit and white-haired little white rabbit—that’s right, those were my targets!
Charge! To wipe clean the shame of Yinwu the assassin!!
Then I fainted to the ground, took a long time to recover, and barely got back up.
No, the intel was wrong! They were supposedly ordinary powerless people!?
I clearly felt the terrifying power erupt from those two after I struck—especially the white-haired girl.
Such an overwhelming pressure, as if every gesture could utterly annihilate me like an ant.
That suffocating feeling only happened once before, when my mom was very, very angry.
I almost got killed by the employer’s trap!
Barely surviving, I immediately chose to flee, turning into a black mist to slip out of the castle’s exit.
But I didn’t expect an even scarier figure was already there ahead of me.
Magical Girl Bianhua!?
I’d heard of her reputation—the most fearsome magical girl in Dongzhou, killing without blinking, eyes still dry, the kind who could silence crying little girls in the dead of night!!
Panicked and desperate, I ran all the way to the castle’s top floor, but Bianhua chased after me effortlessly, easily subduing me, tearing off my clothes and stockings with brutal force.
Facing her flower sword pressed against my neck, my consciousness started spinning, and the terror was so overwhelming that I involuntarily became wet under my skirt.
Goodbye, Mom.
Didn’t expect to have to be sent off by a purple-haired person like you.
Your daughter has finally lost.
I’d never even had a sweet romance, and now I was leaving this world.
Love you, Mom.
Just as I closed my eyes to accept my fate.
My hero appeared!!
She burst into my desperate world like a bolt of blue-purple lightning, illuminating the pitch-black abyss.
The electric sparks dancing at her fingertips became my undying faith from that moment on.
“Please don’t abandon me, I swear to be your sworn sister!!”
…………
“Yinwu, sweetie, does it still hurt? Is the pain all gone now?”
“Wuwuwu!”
Though obviously older than Yijinmo, Yinwu still acted like a little girl, snuggling in the girl’s arms and acting spoiled.
No way around it.
After all, this is a world where the bigger the white rabbit, the stronger the maternal instinct.
Someone like Yijinmo, born beautiful, could be mother to many!
“Sis, can I ask what you go by?”
“Hmph, I don’t change my name or my title—I am the Thunderstorm Lady!”
“Thunderstorm Lady…”
“Know it?”
“Nope.”
“…”
Yijinmo suddenly had an urge to shove the person in her arms into a trash bin and leave her to fend for herself.
What is this world coming to?
Three years ago, when she casually walked the streets, a crowd would yell “Sister Thunderstorm, please sign for us!” Now, she can’t even get a random stranger to recognize her.
Humans really are such fickle, disgusting creatures…
“…You’re from out of town, right?”
“Mm-hmm.”
Another annoying outsider. Why is it so full of outsiders lately? Can we get a local for once?!
“I’m an assassin from the Shadow Society! A professional assassin! The super powerful kind!”
“Then just now?”
“Wuwuwu…”
Assassin stuff… Yijinmo hadn’t really encountered it much, but the Shadow Society’s name was well-known. She’d heard about them in some strange groups.
Rumor has it, the president of the Shadow Society is the strongest among lv.5s.
But Yijinmo thought those rumors were exaggerated… The strongest lv.5 should be that perverted magical girl who could easily solo someone of her level.
“So you came to Jiangnan City on a mission? Your target… is that Miss Luo?”
“Which Miss Luo?”
Yinwu’s eyes shone with pure stupidity.
“I remember my target’s surname was Liu.”
Seeming to confirm her own words, she rummaged through her belongings and finally pulled out a photo.
It showed two girls in a picture together, who looked very much alike—probably real sisters.
Their figures had a clear developmental difference… but…
But they looked nothing like Miss Luo, right? Why the hell was this idiot assassin going after them?!
“Do you remember the people you just attacked?”
“Of course! Imprinted in my mind! They’re definitely not ordinary people, super powerful! I have to contact the organization and hold the employer accountable!”
“Hey, is there a chance… the people you attacked just now weren’t even your assassination targets?”
“Impossible! How could I mistake them? They’re the big white rabbit and little white rabbit comparison!”
You idiot assassin, you recognize people by their bust size?!
I don’t even share a hair color with the girls in the photo, let alone resemble Miss Luo!