The Other Shore Flower.
That bastard who ruined everything for me!
A crackling, violent current surged around the girl.
Luckily, no one was nearby.
Otherwise, if anyone so much as brushed against one of these arcs, at the very least, the east wind would carry away a chunk, and the west wind would blow away a pile.
“Xiao Yijie, calm down! You can’t beat her!”
“…Hmph, of course I know that.”
Back then, even fully equipped, she barely lost to the Other Shore Flower with just a flick of her finger.
Let alone now… If she foolishly charged in, wouldn’t she just be handing this pervert a velvet ball on a silver platter?
So, Yijinmo could only stew in her anger and let out a frustrated huff.
“This jerk, just you wait, your day will come!!”
As for the battle outside, the girl didn’t even need to look to know it was completely one-sided.
There was probably no one in this world who knew better than her just how overpowered the Other Shore Flower was.
If that newly fallen weirdo could even withstand a single move from the Other Shore Flower, it’d be a miracle of bone structure.
“Alright, let’s get out of here. We’re way too close to the battlefield. If we’re discovered, neither of us will be able to walk away from this.”
The electricity around her had already fully receded.
Yijinmo grabbed Vita and quickly headed away.
And just as she’d expected, not even half a minute later, the ruckus outside was already over.
Finding a corner to undo her transformation, Luo Shiyun soon returned to the Bar.
“Eh, customer, why are you alone here? Where’s Xiao Yimeimei?”
“She… she got lost.”
“Ha, is that so?”
Faced with the bar manager’s inquiry, the girl made up an excuse on the spot.
“The glass in my room was shattered just now… Manager, could I switch to another room? I’ll pay extra.”
“Such a generous guest, but unfortunately…”
Sister Ji could only shake her head with a sigh. “There aren’t any intact rooms left. If that magical girl hadn’t dealt with things so quickly, the losses tonight would’ve been even worse.”
“That kind of work efficiency, without a single wasted word or action—truly enviable.”
Indeed, one shouldn’t let unnecessary matters delay themselves.
The originally elegant Bar had been thrown into chaos by the monster’s attack.
It would take some time before things returned to normal.
A bit of a headache—she’d already paid, would she really not be able to sleep with her wife tonight?
Apparently noticing the gloom between Luo Shiyun’s brows, Sister Ji covered her mouth and chuckled. “Don’t worry, it won’t get in the way of you and Xiao Yi-meimei. If she’s willing, you can invite her back to your place. Just remember to bring her back to the Bar tomorrow morning.”
“Good idea.”
Since the manager was willing to let her go, that only left one problem.
Where’s her wife…?
As a bustling southern city, Jiangnan’s nightlife was truly worth talking about.
The delicious late-night snacks on every corner were a deadly trap for anyone with a craving, especially for Yijinmo, whose wallet had just started to bulge.
“Mmm, so tasty!!”
“Mmm, so sweet!!”
“Ying, so sour!!”
“Ha—”
The black-haired girl and the pink-haired loli sat facing each other, each rubbing their now bulging bellies, blissful smiles blooming on their faces.
“Ahh, that hit the spot—”
The last time they came to the commercial district for a late-night feast was when her Dao Heart had shattered and she was heartbroken.
Back then, Vita had brought her here for a good, hearty meal.
After drinking too much, she’d thrown herself into the little loli’s arms and had a good cry, which really did help her mood back then.
“Ha, as expected of Xiao Yijie. Just a few words and you got another woman to willingly spend tens of thousands on you, instantly turning you into a rich person~”
“Hehe, it’s not that amazing. Gotta stay humble, humble.”
But the rosy-cheeked girl didn’t look humble at all.
“I’ve said it before, if Xiao Yijie were willing to go out and sell, she’d be the top of the top.”
“That face, that body, that personality—anyone who doesn’t want to marry you must be blind!”
“Don’t talk nonsense! Stop calling out with that mouth of yours!”
The fishy girl and the smug loli tussled again, only separating after quite a bit of squabbling.
“Xiao Yijie, aren’t you going back?”
“Back? Back where?”
“The Bar, of course. Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten you have to keep your sponsor company tonight?”
“Wait, what?!”
Back then, the two of them had planned to go back after everything was over, but since they were already here, they figured they might as well grab a bite… Only, they hadn’t expected that bite to last until eleven or twelve.
“…Xiao Yijie, are you still going back?”
“I don’t know…”
Skipping work on the very first day…
Rationally, she knew she should go back now.
After all, she had a job now.
She wasn’t the same salted fish hiding in dark corners, just waiting to die.
Not to mention, her sponsor had already spent tens of thousands on her.
Who else gets paid that much just to take a bath with a beautiful girl?
All the benefits were hers.
“But it’s so late… What if Miss Luo’s already left? Wouldn’t going back be a waste of time?”
“Good point…”
Vita rubbed her little chin, then suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
“Hey, I’ve got an idea!”
“What is it?”
“Let’s go buy some milk tea! And Xiao Yijie, you should just pay the rest of your rent while you’re at it.”
“At this point, might as well spend what needs to be spent. When the time comes, you can just apologize to Miss Sponsor with a dogeza.”
“Brilliant plan, brilliant plan!”
Pride and dignity could wait.
She’d already taken a bath, been seen and touched, so doing a dogeza didn’t seem that hard anymore.
The two jumped off their seats, hand in hand, and headed to the milk tea shop.
Luckily, there weren’t many people at this hour, so they easily got their favorite flavors.
“If I eat any more, I feel like I’ll get fat…”
“Click.”
The petite loli glared disdainfully at those motherly, radiant, sinful curves.
“Xiao Yijie, you only ever get fat in that one enviable spot.”
“Don’t say that! I’m really troubled by it. My figure’s so good, sometimes it’s hard to even walk. Honestly, Vita, I think your build is just right—so cute, just like an elementary schooler.”
“Ah!”
The little one bounced up to a full 1.6 meters, giving her bestie a solid headbutt.
“Fish! How dare you mock Lady Vita—take my loli headbutt!”
“Alright, alright.”
She patted the pink-haired dumpling on the head, soothing her.
Only then did the two finally head out toward the night market stalls.
The street was brightly lit, even the sky tinged with a yellowish hue, making it hard to tell night from day.
“Sigh, Vita.”
“Miss Luo… she said she wants to marry me.”
“Then just marry her! What’s there to hesitate about? She hasn’t even touched your body yet, but she’s already thrown sixty thousand at you. What kind of normal high schooler does that?”
“I kept telling you, Xiao Yijie, to go find a rich woman. Now one’s right in front of you. Maybe it’s the God of Wealth sending you some compensation.”
Vita nudged the girl’s waist.
“…But, I don’t think it’s right. She might be some famous heiress, while I’m just a weirdo. Who knows if I’ll even live to see twenty…”
“I don’t want to hold her back, and I don’t want things to go so fast with a stranger.”
“Geez—”
“Xiao Yijie, you’re way too old-fashioned.”
The pink-haired dumpling made a cute face at her. “Do you think Miss Luo is pretty?”
“Yeah, she’s very pretty.”
Probably the prettiest person she’d ever seen in her life.
“Does she want to do you?”
“…Yeah, I guess…”
“And do you want her to do you?”
“…Well, that’s a bit…”
“The fact you didn’t say no right away means that if Miss Luo really pushed you down, you’d just be saying no-no with your mouth, but your body would be leaping right into her arms!”
“Why are you so skilled at this!!”