Mu Ling looked at my miserable state, her face turning pale with fright.
She hurriedly called for a doctor, and at the same time gave a cold order:
“The Mu Family is suspected of kidnapping and murdering a minor. The main suspect, Mu Tianzhou, is to be arrested!”
“You dare?!” Mu Tianzhou was furious. “I want to see which one of you Sian Office dogs dares to touch me today! Do you think this is Earth seventeen years ago? Get lost! You have no right to control me!”
“Take him!”
Mu Ling showed no mercy at all.
“You’re finished! If you dare ruin the Mu Family’s plans… I think your Sian Office must be tired of living!”
Mu Tianzhou was handcuffed and escorted into the car.
The Mu Family had clearly underestimated the Sian Office’s determination to protect the Qilins Master.
“Thank you, Elder Sister. I’ll tell Master that it was the Sian Office who saved me.”
I smiled sweetly to show my gratitude.
“…You don’t hurt anymore?”
“Uh… Ow! It hurts! It hurts so much!”
I continued to roll around on the ground in agony.
……
Mu Ling almost sent me to the hospital for a compulsory physical examination.
Luckily, I cleverly ran into the restroom, played a segment of BBox beatboxing on my phone,
Then walked out feeling refreshed, saying I was fine now and everyone could disperse.
“……”
I will never forget the look in Miss Mu Ling’s eyes.
There are many fitness maniacs in the Sian Office, most of them have strong biceps, triceps, trapezius, abs, and pectorals.
But without a doubt, this was the first time she had seen someone with such a strong sphincter.
.
“Start streaming! Fortune-Telling!”
On the second day after arriving in Chang’an City, almost all the classmates rushed off to challenge the Yan-type Dojo.
But I didn’t go.
There’s only one dojo, and with hundreds of students from Yizhong and Erzhong challenging together, you’d have to queue until the Year of the Monkey.
I’m not going to squeeze in with them today.
“Xiao Luo Xian, you’re really not going?” Xinyue hesitated. “Actually, if everyone challenges on the same day, the pass rate is higher.”
“Why?”
“Because of battle rotations.”
“……”
No wonder they’re called the future pillars of Donghuang.
No wonder last time during fortune-telling, that Bingyong Lady went on strike.
Even a Qilin couldn’t handle this.
“I’m not going. Since it’s a proper strength test, winning through those means isn’t meaningful.”
When it’s a life-or-death situation, you can use any means necessary because your life is at stake.
But if you use any means for a dojo challenge, that’s being irresponsible to yourself. If you really run into a life-or-death crisis, you’ll regret it.
“So what are you doing today?”
“Fortune-telling.”
“Fortune-telling? Yay!!! Then I won’t go either!”
Xinyue decisively changed her plan.
A dojo Badge isn’t nearly as exciting as fortune-telling.
“What about Cluru?”
“Not going, I’m watching you.”
Last time she missed my fortune-telling stream, and Cluru has regretted it ever since.
“Alright then,”
Looks like today’s stream will be even livelier.
“Here, Live Streaming Device.”
Xinyue quickly set up the equipment.
So it turns out the Class Leader’s Storage Space isn’t just full of clothes.
“Didn’t you say last time the equipment was borrowed? Why do you still have it?”
“I bought a new set, already tuned up and ready for you to use.”
“……”
You just buy such expensive stuff like it’s nothing! Am I the only poor kid in my friend circle?
Now I’m feeling down.
I need to make more money, even more than the Mu Family!
“OK!”
Xinyue signaled that the equipment was ready.
Cluru also brought over a small stool, placed a plate of sunflower seeds in front of her, and sat to the side, looking up at me curiously.
I also entered the state of Tian Ren He Yi, dragging out the sleepy Bai Ze, who was still blowing snot bubbles, to act as my mascot.
Time to start streaming.
As soon as I started, the number of viewers shot up!
[Wuwuwu, it’s been a month! Streamer, you finally appeared again!]
[A whole month! Do you know what I’ve been through this past month?]
[“Erzhong Snack Shop Store Manager” just renewed the Grand Voyage subscription in the stream.]
[Erzhong Snack Shop Store Manager: Thank you for saving my life last time.]
It’s the store manager, Elder Sister~
Looks like after the student trip, business at the shop has become much easier, and she even has time to slack off.
After all, that little shop is right at the School Gate, and ninety-nine percent of its customers are students.
“Alright, Store Manager Elder Sister, you just tipped again… Want a reading?”
[Sure.]
Store Manager Miss immediately sent a video call invite.
Guan Qi Art: Open.
“Hmm… The turbid air at your Yintang has completely dispersed, which means your last misfortune has passed, and you’ll be safe for the near future. Also, your Wealth Palace looks dim, so business must have been terrible lately, and it’ll stay that way for a few more days.”
[Yes, yes!]
“But don’t worry, there’s a surge of gold energy at the center of your Wealth Palace. I think you’ll soon get an unexpected windfall.”
[Unexpected windfall?]
Before I finished speaking, the restaurant door in the video was suddenly pushed open.
A group of imposing government officials walked in.
Store Manager Miss nervously stood up to greet them: [What would you like to eat…?]
But the visitors directly showed their credentials.
[Kangcheng Urban Construction Bureau, we’re here to inform you that this plot of land has been designated for a development project. In a few months there will be demolition, and as it’s a storefront in a prime location, the compensation is tentatively set at thirty-three thousand per square meter…]
Store Manager Miss stood there in a daze, the toothpick in her mouth dropping to the floor.
Just like that, she became part of the Demolition Generation??
On my end, I angrily hung up the video call.
So everyone around me becomes filthy rich, and I’m the only poor kid left?!
[Puhaha, the streamer broke down!]
[“Watching her make money hurts me more than losing my own!”]
[The streamer is so cute even when having a breakdown!]
“Shut up! No snarky comments!”
I gritted my teeth.
“Anyone else want a fortune-telling? If not, I’m ending the stream!”
[“Feng Ye Professional Anti-Fraud Influencer” just subscribed to Grand Voyage.]
Someone new.
But that name… hmm… here to cause trouble?
Not only that, the other party seems to be a well-known influencer, with over seven hundred thousand fans— more than me.
[You’re that famous Loli Little Fox Immortal everyone’s been talking about lately?]
…Which idiot gave me that nickname.
“You can call me Yun Luo Xian. Would you like a reading?” I replied calmly.
[Yes!] The other party didn’t start a video call, but instead sent a room number, [No need for video, I’m streaming too. Just come watch me.]
“Alright.”
I followed the room number.
Good grief, they’re really here to cause trouble.
The room name was clearly displayed:
[Exposing the Loli Little Fox Immortal! Feng Ye Takes You to Bust the Fortune-Telling Scam! It’s All an Act! Bai Ze? Just a Prop!]