“By the way, why were you taking the stairs at this time?”
I looked at Bai Chuan Yao, who had just finished bandaging my wound, and asked curiously.
“Um… I went out to eat, but then realized I didn’t bring any money.”
Hearing that, with all the books I’ve read, I suddenly thought of something.
“Aha, after turning into a loli, you went out to eat but forgot your money, and then the shop owner asked you to pay with your body, so you had to run away. If you got caught, you’d be totally devoured!”
“Get lost! Even if I’ve turned into such a cute loli, you’re still an LSP. I realized I forgot my money before I started eating. There’s no money on my phone either, so I had to come back for cash.”
Bai Chuan Yao shot me a look of utter disdain.
But even though she was looking at me like that, with her current adorable appearance, it still looked so great…
Ahem, what I mean is, a cute little loli’s face looks good no matter what expression she makes. It’s definitely not that I have any weird tendencies.
“So that’s all, huh. Well, I was just about to go out to eat too. How about we go together?”
“You’re treating?”
“Then what are you going to call me?”
“Godfather!!!”
Yep, that’s the right vibe. With this familiar feeling, I’m basically sure that this is my old best friend.
My best bro turned into a cute loli.
What do I do? Waiting online for answers, urgent.
Of course, first I should let my bro…
But right now, I’m also a loli just like her, so as for enjoying anything… let’s wait until I get my tools back.
As for lilies blooming and such… it just feels super weird, so let’s forget about it.
After taking care of my wounds, we decided to head to a Barbecue Stall right at the Neighborhood Entrance.
Since it was close by, and there were two of us together, we didn’t need to be afraid of walking at night, so we arrived at our destination pretty quickly.
Sure enough, beer and barbecue are a man’s romance.
Looking at the familiar street view around us, everything still looked the same. Over there, three gorgeous ladies were sitting together—so curvy, just looking at them is a treat, hehe~
“What do you want to eat, you silly loli?”
Just as I was still lost in admiring the beauties, the little loli beside me finally lost her patience. She raised the Menu with both hands and smacked it down on my head.
“Pa!”
A sudden jolt of pain snapped me out of my beauty-induced trance.
“Wah! What was that for? That hurt! I was just looking at the pretty ladies for a bit!”
I held my head, wincing, and looked at Bai Chuan Yao.
“Hmph! Hurry up and decide what you want to eat!”
Ignoring my look, she shoved the Menu in front of me.
“No need to look, I’ve already decided! Boss, give us thirty Grilled Pork Kidney Skewers!”
I didn’t even take the Menu, but instead shouted boldly at the boss by the grill with my childish voice.
It’s a bit extravagant, but it’s rare to have beer and barbecue, so how could I be stingy!
But for some reason, Bai Chuan Yao suddenly looked at me differently.
“So you really are a silly loli!”
“Eh?! Didn’t we always order like this before?”
I looked at the purple-haired loli in front of me, confused.
“Just look at you now—thirty Grilled Pork Kidney Skewers, are you sure?”
Bai Chuan Yao leaned in close, rubbing my stomach hard while mocking me.
“I… I’m totally sure! Even if I’ve turned into this, I still think I can handle it!”
Bai Chuan Yao touched her own forehead, then shook her head, and called out to the boss: “Boss, just make it fifteen skewers. If it’s not enough, we’ll order more. She’s just a silly loli, already beyond saving.”
Hey!! What do you mean, I’m a silly loli who’s already beyond saving?!!
I’m the one treating here, and she’s nagging at me like an Old Lady, hmph!
“Hmph! Just wait and see if I can finish them or not!”
Just wait, I’ll definitely prove myself with my actions!
“Then two bottles of Beer as well.”
If I can’t enjoy the skewers, at least two bottles of beer should be fine, right?
“Tch, are you planning to get drunk and have some weirdo take you home?”
“But even if I’m a loli, just because my body’s weaker doesn’t mean my alcohol tolerance is worse!”
I slapped the table with both hands, puffing my cheeks in defiance.
“Yeah right, with your character—silly and dumb, your mind full of lewd stuff—after turning into a loli you’re a textbook doujinshi heroine. There’s no way your alcohol tolerance is any good.”
“You!!!”
Bai Chuan Yao’s every word stabbed at me, leaving me speechless with rage.
Who talks about their best friend like that! And anyway, even if I’ve turned into a loli, I’m still a doujinshi protagonist, okay?
The System is working hard to push me in that direction!
Maybe sensing my resentful gaze, Bai Chuan Yao looked up at me and said:
“Alright, alright, don’t look at me like that. With how we are now, if we get drunk on beer, it’ll trigger a special event. As for the barbecue, if it’s not enough, we can always order more.”
With that, Bai Chuan Yao took the Menu and headed to the counter.
Hmph! That’s more like it. But what’s with that tone, like she’s comforting a little kid!
But just as I was about to complain, a sneeze cut me off.
“Achoo!”
Huh? Why did I sneeze? It’s a bit chilly at night, but I’m wearing plenty, aren’t I?
Just as I was puzzled, a gentle female voice came from behind me, right by my ear.
“Ara~ isn’t this my adorable Teacher~”
Looks like she’s my student. I’m not sure who it is, but talking to your Teacher in such a flirty tone— as a Teacher, I must give her a good lesson!
“Hm?”
Confused and a little annoyed, I turned my head—only to see a familiar girl.
“Nya?!!”
She was smiling faintly at me, but her smile made my heart race. The instant I saw her, it felt like I’d seen a ghost, my hair almost standing on end.
Because that person is… Wangyue Sakuriko!!
It was then I remembered, her home was nearby, so we got off at the same stop.
Why did it have to be at night, and right when Bai Chuan Yao was away?
My urge to teach her instantly vanished, and now all I could think about was how not to be taught by her.
“Isn’t this Wangyue Sakuriko~ What a coincidence, you’re out for dinner too?”
Facing Wangyue Sakuriko’s shining gaze, I could only brace myself and reply.
“That’s right~ By the way, Teacher, is it really okay for you to be out so late?”
Wangyue Sakuriko spoke as she slowly edged closer to me.
“O-of course it’s fine!”
That’s what I said, but my body was shaking uncontrollably.
“Really? But with that trembling voice, Teacher, it’s not very convincing, you know?”
Wangyue Sakuriko kept moving closer, soon backing me into a Death Corner.
Seeing I had nowhere to retreat, she gently placed both hands on my shoulders.
At this point, I was absolutely terrified, afraid she’d do something weird in front of everyone.
“Don’t be nervous, Teacher, relax~”
Wangyue Sakuriko gave a mischievous smile, then removed her hands from my shoulders.
I breathed a sigh of relief. Looks like she isn’t that crazy after all. I thought she’d make a move even here at a street Barbecue Stall.
But in the next second…
“After all, only when you relax does it feel even better~”
With that, Wangyue Sakuriko’s hand began to move down…